- Cheap-ass caterers - show up dressed as caterers, serve them cheap stuff like weenies and Tecate
BRC Luxury tax collectors - First Camp A/C don't come for free, you know
Show up as unemployed manservents/maids looking for work
People with small art cars, pretend to be their chauffeur out to the playa
Set up a velvet rope outside a camp and have a guy in a suit with an earpiece be a dickhead doorman. Others of us could wait in line, occasionally get rejected by said doorman
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Seriously, the opportunities are endless here, and done in the spirit of fun, not anger or mean-spirited mockery, I'm willing to bet most of the people we'd encounter at the turnkey camps would enjoy it and invite us to hang out and chat. Then some real dialogue could happen.
I'm planning on being there in 2015, and this will be my project. Some fun, satirical, performance-y stuff followed by some chats about the pros/cons of turn-key camps with the very people paying for them. I'm kind of excited. I think I like it.
Edited to add: Who's with me?