Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

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Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby jake-a-saurus » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:01 am

Ladies,

Do you work out? Do you like showing off? Do you like nerdy things like robotech, and various anime feature films? Are you just saying yes, not having a clue what I'm talking about?

If you are a cut nerd that can hang out for 2 hours and let me paint you in my airbrush booth- I want you.

Be the talk of Center Camp.

Get approached by pervy Photographers with bad pickup lines.

Make a bad ass body painters playa dreams come true!

The paint washes off in a shower, it is water based and safe for the human skin. I use wolfe, and Mehron paints, additionally Endura, by EBA.

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:38 am

So non-Barbie doll normal women need not apply? Where's your radical inclusion?

Maybe I'm being harsh but it seems high creep factor to me. Just say'n.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Ratty » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:36 am

I agree. What's up Jake? Tell us what you have in mind after a 2 hour Earl Schieb. It sounds pretty low.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Bless » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:05 am

STRICTLY HARD BODIES.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Sham » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:34 am

Keep in mind that any hard bodies that need to wash that paint off are going to make a blithering mess of their shower area. A little face paint is cool, but full body paint will destroy any evap pond you may have in your camp (creep factor aside). :roll:

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby VultureChow » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:57 am

No Fat Chicks!
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:41 am

only chicks?

no dicks?




duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Sham » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:56 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:only chicks?

no dicks?




duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Simon, I'll bring a can of gold Rustoleum paint so we can paint you! 8)

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:00 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:only chicks?

no dicks?




duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.



All I heard was hard, I think you're good to go. :oops:
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:12 am

Sham wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:only chicks?

no dicks?




duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Simon, I'll bring a can of gold Rustoleum paint so we can paint you! 8)



Are you suggesting that Simon may be a little rusty? :D
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:19 am

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby jake-a-saurus » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:34 am

People! Relax!

We at Black Rock City Airbrush,

We do in fact radically include everyone, anyone wants to paint or be painted can make arrangements at our booth, it could be me painting you, Scorch painting you, it could be the person behind you in-line painting in you! Everyone is required to Participate at our booth! We have lines 30 people long all day every burn we do this.

I do invite the haters, just come to Black Rock City Airbrush, pick up a brush, airbrush, participate and then make the judgment on how creepy and non inclusive we are.

-Jake-a-saurus

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:40 am

No haters here. You OP just had a level of creep factor & implied exclusion. If it is what you say then great.

But this thread has been jacked & it's not about you anymore :-)

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby spacetime » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:44 am

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby alt12 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:14 am

Yeah brah, only hard bods fuck em bitches with saggy anything!

You sure you're at the right event? I think there are some great parties at Daytona Beach you might prefer....

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:59 am

FlyingMonkey wrote:No haters here. You OP just had a level of creep factor & implied exclusion. If it is what you say then great.

Agreed. And why do people grab the word "haters" whenever people don't agree with them? Is it just that they are lazy and cannot admit that the issue may be more complicated? All I know is that when I see someone call someone else a hater, my eyeballs start to roll.

Anyway, since it's bad ass painting, I nominate da Mule.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby SourPatch » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:14 am

"Everyone is allowed in, but I am only inviting hot women."

Makes sense. :?

Reminds me of this video where only hot women, many topless, appear. Creepy/pervy factor level 10.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Bless » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:24 am

HARD BODY PAINTING

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:55 am

Badass painting or Bad ass painting. There's an important difference.

Fishy, I'm surprised you didn't catch this

I'm no artist But I can do (bad) ass painting. ()() :lol:

I draw the line at hairy ass painting :shock:
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:39 pm

Dip it and back up to that fence!!! :lol:
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby Token » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:39 pm

Smashing Good Thread!

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby some seeing eye » Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:37 pm

To the OP.

If you have been, you know Burning Man is a beautiful experiment. Many of us expect it to be better than the outside world, or our perceptions of it, and work to make it so.

Your message should be "we are doing and teaching body painting by us and by you on us and on you".

What are we doing? <Give links to body painting festivals>. We do full/partial/face body painting. If you are being painted you should allow X time(s). Some burners who have been painted describe the experience of walking around the event or being photographed full body painted as "". (A friend also a burner and body paintee is very enthusiastic about the experience)

Stop by us <location> <hours> to learn more.

Then at your location, determine your photo release policy consistent with BM policy and sort paintees accordingly if you want to photograph them for your camp website. You can also send out scouts to find participants with the same information. My theory is your greatest challenge is the release, not finding a specific canvas.

BM has all body types and sexual identities. You can honor.

(Body painting is an emerging artform. To date dominated in media by females of a certain BMI. That can be changed up. But the work is pretty stunning - simply Google "body painting festival")
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby jake-a-saurus » Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:40 pm

Large Marge sent me!

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby maladroit » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:43 pm

Backpedal harder

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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby maladroit » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:49 pm

The gift is not the body airbrushing.
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Re: Hard Body Female wanted for Bad @$$ Body Painting!

Postby SourPatch » Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:16 am


I know it is irrelevant to the richness of this thread, but I want to point out that the picture on your original message is not of a body paint. The model may have had body paint at some point, but someone covered that up using an image editing software (Paintbrush, Photoshop, etc.).
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