an american animal on the hunt

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:22 pm

Heh he heh heh Meet Mighty Mite the sock

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:23 pm

i wish this was in person tis much more fun.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:24 pm

Yea, if it starts to smell like a rose....... ummmm, you know the rest...........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:30 pm

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:lol where the fuck did racism come in the picture?

Oh, don't worry about Lisa.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:40 pm

just realized simon had a post called Anamericanmamal. just to let you all know an american animal is a thesis i developed about 7 months ago and is dealing with the idea that humans are animals and as animals there is no separation between idealism and materialism.

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:17 pm

welcome!

and just so you know.. I do goodly to zip up my shoes and tie my own pants......no wait.. dammit!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway welcome.. I am not that bright and not into philosophy at all.. along with correct spelling.. but anyway.. if you seem so down on burning man why do you plan on attending?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:29 pm

why american animal? are americans more animalistic than other humans?

how do you know that other animals do not see a divide between idealism and materialism? and if these are uniquely human ideas, doesn't that make us different from other animals?

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:57 pm

its american because im american thats it and the thesis is about americans. other animals dont see a divide because they cant reflect in that way or realy at all and we as human animals didnt make that divide happen tell about o 1.9 million years into our evolution and yes it would make us different from other animals but it doesnt make us not animals

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:08 pm

Well, you fun with that, your first year at BM........ It's all inclusive, and you'll find those other animals there as well, I'm sure.........

I'm gonna go talk to the cute girl with pretty boobies..............

issimo · Post by **issimo** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:06 pm

So, I guess I will be the the virgin antipod to the Animal!

Animal has lots of words.

Maybe I shall pick one syllable and sing a melisma for 7 days.

It will be the last word or part thereof.

Philosophers hate that shit.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:30 pm

LisaLuckyOne wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Tear into him boys!
Why you callin' "boy", boy-o?

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:I have to say right off the bat you all came across as about as unacomadating and pretentious as any country club filled with white older pricks...
You're coming across as a racist pig, and you're damn near as self-righteousness as Cryptofishist. At least you spell (and probably smell) a little better.

For someone who's so into reading, you spell pretty shittily! We're a fairly literate crowd... so it's not because we're stupid or slow when I say the reason you took so much shit right off the bat is because of the way you write. It's overly wordy and hard to follow. I'd go as far as calling it annoying. No one outside of a beatnik coffee house on Open Mike night really talks like that. Spare us the effort of trying to decipher your ultra-philosophical ramblings and just use a little direct, plain English and I bet you'll get the answers you seek.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:43 pm

You all seem to want simplicity so to the majority of you, go fuck yourselves and have a lovely day. You have proved to be no better than the world around you and I hope you enjoy the painful process one day of removing your head from your asses. Until then I hope the drugs and hugs help cover the smell of shit. O I hope that wasnâ€™t to philosophical or beatnik like for any of you.:) god I love you fuckers

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:47 pm

I'm sorry i just can't talk to you until you take off the Animal costume....

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:51 pm

that cow is fucking amazing, i love it.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:14 pm

MB that was great!

This thread makes my head hurt.

JK

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:14 am

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:You all seem to want simplicity so to the majority of you, go fuck yourselves and have a lovely day. You have proved to be no better than the world around you and I hope you enjoy the painful process one day of removing your head from your asses. Until then I hope the drugs and hugs help cover the smell of shit. O I hope that wasnâ€™t to philosophical or beatnik like for any of you. god I love you fuckers

Hey, I was just pointing out why everyone was giving you so much grief.
Have YOU proven yourself "better than the world around you", other than to yourself?
Here's a clue. Burning Man is an event populated by real people from the real world. Most of them are really cool. It isn't an alien planet filled with superior life forms, or a utopian magical wonderland where your consciousness will become forever elevated to new heights.

However, the simplicity is welcome! My psycho-babble warning indicator is back into the green "safe" range, although the asshole-meter is approaching the yellow "caution" zone.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:05 am

I would LOVE to see a thesis written in one entire run-on sentence.

let me guess, Phoenix University?

i'm sorry, i have no mercy for fools and/or their socks.

I am Simon of the Playa, Asshole for the Western Quadrant,

feel my wrath. I SAID FEEL IT!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:56 am

I knew it wasnt...cause most socks know how to spell.......

Shity = SHITTY

Hey...who's holding out on the Cookies?

I like the Mash cookies.....Their the BESTEST!

The funny thing AAA is your the kind of person who forgets to read at least 15 pages into this before deciding all the characters in the book are assholes.

snark snark ...SNARK
Fuck...I feel like shity

Im in!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:01 am

Damnit...capt'n...how come i didnt see the second page?

Im losing it!

Here have a fucken cookie.

Someone apparently mistook me for their wang....and chunged my head!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:14 am

Does a squirrel cherish his nut ?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:17 am

I think you learned to write from Bergson.

Someone talked about a philosophy and discussion camp.
There was a math camp and they weren't kidding either.
They were merrily chatting away about theoretical constructs and having quite a time.

I don't know anything about philosophy.
I was kicked out of class for cheating.
They said I was gazing into the soul of the person next to me.

So do you play Fowley's Animal Man first thing in the morning?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:41 am

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:that cow is fucking amazing, i love it.

Knock that shit off!!!

Now you have done it animal. Everyone thinks youâ€™re my sock puppet!
You will never get any respect now they think you are me.

But.....Whose sock are you? Come on tell US.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:50 am

What I love most about all of this is none of you minus a few, have even responded to my posts. As for Simon, I have taken the time to read quite a bit of your stuff on here and you also write like shit which i would make the assumption has a lot to do with the fact that you are writing on eplaya not because you are actually a shitty(thank you to the person who pointed that out, "shitty not shity") writer.
Most of you felt no need to point out Simon spells like shit as well and so do the majority of you posting on here:). Like I said your reactionaries thus far in your posts so lets try a little reflection shall we. Stupidity has nothing to do with actual intelligence and everything to do with laziness or a lack of available resources for learning.
As for you there Simon I mostly get A's on my papers and I go to University of Oregon. When I write an essay I take an immense amount of time cutting out the run on sentences checking spelling and so on. And to all of you I sent Simon an individual message telling him to ask me whatever he wanted, that he came across as a prick (and he did) and that I would have no problem clarifying anything or handling any grievances he had and in response I got more prick which at this point I'm just going to assume means he has absolutely nothing to say and is not the brightest man on here which is further backed by reading his posts:)
So far almost none of you have represented the burning of the man in any way and thats about the only disappointing thing thus far.

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:10 am

Doesn't sound like BM and eplaya are the right forums for you. Maybe when you get a few years under your belt and a sense of humor?

JK

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:10 am

Now Seeâ€¦. Youâ€™ve put yourself in a predicament.
Now you must prove youâ€™re not me.

what ever you do don't say this

"To make it more clear
You all have seemed to uphold the idea in my head about what the burning of the man is to most of you.

A year long circle jerk with a 7 day orgasm.

or to make that even shorter
Comfort Whores. Lets deconstruct that a little more because you all seem to have a bit o trouble. You would sell your own character(soul) for pleasure much in the same way that many of us do for money

"

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:22 am

To make it more clear
You all have seemed to uphold the idea in my head about what the burning of the man is to most of you.

A year long circle jerk with a 7 day orgasm.

or to make that even shorter
Comfort Whores. Lets deconstruct that a little more because you all seem to have a bit o trouble. You would sell your own character(soul) for pleasure much in the same way that many of us do for money :lol:

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:25 am

never noticed this before but :lol: looks like a little man with his hands in the air that i would imagine is going woot woot and that makes me happy

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:45 am

>>>>white older pricks <<<<

welcome to e-playa...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:54 am

jkisha wrote:Doesn't sound like BM and eplaya are the right forums for you. Maybe when you get a few years under your belt and a sense of humor?

JK

omygod i agree with you again, JK! this is getting scary

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:54 am

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:Until then I hope the drugs and hugs help cover the smell of shit.

Dude... thats Rainbow yer thinkin of.