hello, I'm an ass

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:09 am

That's one wild piece of ass!

...I mean, piece of a wild ass!

(Struggling to pun off of "onager"....arrgghhhhhfail)

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:43 pm

I don't know who Da Mule really is, but this has certainly turned out to be a funny thread!

JK

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:19 pm

You think it's funny now, just wait till DaMule starts telling dick jokes.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:19 pm

Why did the dick cross the road?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:20 pm

and why is your eyeball so much bigger than your dick?

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:00 pm

Smart ass!!!

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Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:02 pm

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:28 pm

Da Mule wrote:I knew it! Simon's an ass too! Are you my brother?

Trolling?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:59 pm

i bet simon's bigger than that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:10 pm

littleflower wrote:i bet simon's bigger than that.

Oh dear. Already looking for some on-playa seduction? Or is Simon going ot buy your first tier ticket?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:27 am

naw, i don't think i could convince simon i was half my age .... and he's sure to have a harem within the first few hours, anyhow...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:43 am

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Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:28 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:39 am

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klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:19 pm

christ, now youv'e all done it.

we went from semi-logical conversation to the deluded ravings of a madman's twitter blog

dog help us

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:49 pm

ooh movies - this is fun

who is dog?

and yes I am wild, but not Asiatic...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:59 am

*walks into barn, with a quizzical look*
*starts singing*

"Oh where, oh where has my little mule gone,
oh where, oh where can he be?..................................*

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:39 pm

Da Mule wrote:ooh movies - this is fun

who is dog?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:46 pm

Can I get a "E" can I get an E, I O? Can I get a E I E I O?!

I love farm music.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:03 am

and on his farm he had some ganja, E, I, E, I, O

Artemis told me that when she was in Jamaica, she heard some reggae band sing this.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:08 am

IT's MULE!!!
MULE is BACK!!!

Happy days are here again,
the sky is blue, and clear again........

the hay is soft,
the sheep are cute,
lets put their heads,
back in the chute..........

Happy days are here aaaggggaaaaiiiinnnnn........

Hiya Mule,
where ya been?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:30 am

what a football game that was this weekend. I met sooooo many hot ladies.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:17 am

I see that............

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:55 am

I'm FREE!!!!

I have learned that if you meet a human female and she asks if you want to see her hole, say NO! She's not talking about the hole that you think!

Thanks to everyone who helped with the mission last night. Boy, oh boy, was I glad to see you guys.

I'm heading to the barn by the bar for a LONG nap.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:42 am

hooray, da mule's free!!!!!

welcome home!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:44 pm

strike the band up, we need a parade..........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:38 pm

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:01 am

oneeyeddick wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

The crowd finds they can't controll the happy feet..........

Pistachio · Post by **Pistachio** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:02 am

tits or gtfo!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:59 pm

Da Mule wrote:I'm FREE!!!!

So now you're eligible for 40 acres and a mule.