The Reverend Doctor Lafayette Johnson

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:15 pm

Laf' wrote:Oh, Illy, sugah, I was going to respond in kind and talk about your skanky nasty ass but being a gentleman is just too deeply embedded in my soul and it's just too pretty a day to go talkin' that crap, even to my new beloved arch enemy.

So you just run along now, y'here, enjoy this beautiful day as well as your twisted little dark soul will permit you to.

Some arch enemy you are!

snake · Post by **snake** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:16 pm

now THAT's an introduction!!!

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:17 pm

I'm so pleased by illy dilly's status as "new beloved arch enemy".

This has really worked out very well.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:18 pm

See that's the charm the Rev. Dr. is known for. I just told you you have a nasty skanky ass and a dark twisted little soul and you think we're friends.

Damn, I still got it.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:31 pm

I think we make pretty good Arch Enemies!

Your sorta proper and southern-ish and I swear a lot and kinda lazy with grammar/spellen.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:46 pm

One must have a certain respect and appreciation for one's arch enemy so that you can properly enjoy the prospect of them burning in seven hells of their own devising. As you no doubt will, Illy my dear.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:50 pm

Well, aww Sug, you're so sweet! <----(please read with southern accent)

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:30 pm

Laf' wrote:...we meet at the crossroads every full moon.

Is that the Mississippi crossroads where blues pioneer Robert Johnson traded his soul to the Devil in exchange for musical talent? Weâ€™re talking serious South here! And I might be willing to make a similar bargain with you.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:35 pm

The crossroads is where you find it. My mama is from Shreveport, my daddy is from the poor side of Oklahoma, but I mostly grew up in Southern California. Now I'm just kind of everywhere.

Who you meet at the crossroads is up to you. I usually bring along some supplies though from Lucky Mojo

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:42 pm

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With all you Rev's and Doc's coming out of the closets..

From now on you can call me Saint unjonharley

If you don't like it, I'll 'cannonize' the works of ya..

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:06 pm

Unjon, I think you mean "coming out of the woodwork"!

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:03 am

Unjon - with me you get both a Rev and a Dr. I can address all your physical and spiritual needs.

I've never been in any sort of closet or woodwork. I do like to hang out in the garage building things.

(sorry, I meant, St. Unjon)

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:45 am

Laf' wrote:

(sorry, I meant, St. Unjon)

You may bow to the east for an hour for your mistake.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:46 am

Laf' wrote:

(sorry, I meant, St. Unjon)

You may bow to the east for an hour for your mistake.