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Post by MikeVDS » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:10 am

Hi! I just found this forum and it looks really cool.
If you think it's cool, then you're demented. You'll fit right in. Welcome home.
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Post by skygod » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:13 am

New members are required to post a joke.
A good joke.
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Post by misfit » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:03 am

whats the difference between god and a surgeon.?.

god knows he's not a surgeon.........
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Post by BitterDan » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:43 pm

Confucius once say, "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot"
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:27 pm

Not Heidi Fleiss I take it.
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Post by skygod » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:24 pm

My girlfriend is so thin when she drinks tomato juice she looks like a thermometer.
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Post by Dork » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:04 pm

I deleted the first post in the thread because it was a spambot, but if the rest of you would like to continue your conversation please feel free :)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:22 pm

BTW Dork, there's a kind of chicken called a dorkling.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:43 am

theCryptofishist wrote:BTW Dork, there's a kind of chicken called a dorkling.
A dork is actually a whale's penis.

And.

Oh.

It's

Big.

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Post by barnz » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:30 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:A dork is actually a whale's penis.

And.

Oh.

It's

Big.
"...so I've been told...or maybe I read it somewhere...some sort of very academic, serious, not pervy article with footnotes and stuff...in a medical journal...which I was reading because of the possibility whale's penis might cure cancer...yeah, that was definitely where I read it..." :oops:
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Post by skygod » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:21 pm

Crap! I responded to a spam bot.
Worst!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:37 pm

skygod wrote:Crap! I responded to a spam bot.
Worst!
That makes you a spam bot too, doesn't it?

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Post by skygod » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:44 pm

"It will seem difficult in the beginning. But everything seems difficult in the beginning."- Musashi

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Post by Dork » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:BTW Dork, there's a kind of chicken called a dorkling.
Why do you think I picked this name? Cause chicks love chickens. And enormous whale peni.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:27 pm

Well, you and Big Cock, is all I say...
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Post by robotland » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:49 am

barnz wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:A dork is actually a whale's penis.

And.

Oh.

It's

Big.
"...so I've been told...or maybe I read it somewhere...some sort of very academic, serious, not pervy article with footnotes and stuff...in a medical journal...which I was reading because of the possibility whale's penis might cure cancer...yeah, that was definitely where I read it..." :oops:
Cure or NO cure, it'd still hurt like hell.
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Post by BigCock » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:22 pm

beware the humpback.

Dork wrote:Cause chicks love chickens.
... not nearly as often as they should. Maybe I need a better wing man. Dork?

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Post by duke of weimar » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:49 pm

i'm just relieved to know part of this thread was deleted - i thought i was really losing it (or all of you were).

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:54 pm

I'm not sure that some of us ever had it.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by skygod » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:43 pm

She is so thin when she takes a shower she has to move around to get wet.
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Post by duke of weimar » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:45 pm

skygod, are you peeking through bathroom windows again?

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