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Simon of the Playa
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun May 18, 2008 8:16 am

Hi there! I'm an Asshole, and this year i'll be coming by myself and i'm looking for other assholes to camp with and do assholey stuff with and you know, groove on a collective asshole vibe, and play asshole games.

i was wondering if there are Any assholes out there who just want to be with other assholes and avoid all of the non-assholes on the playa.

i have a giant asshole flag i can gift to the camp as well as some "Asshole Pride" stickers i made at kinkos.

I am a non-organic Macro-economic Me-gan, and am most certainly politically tourette.
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Postby mdmf007 » Sun May 18, 2008 8:31 am

Simon - there are plenty of Assholes, me for one.

My balls are so big they have their own gravitational field.

see you onplaya - (look for the orbiting cloud of debris like pig pen from peanuts)

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Postby gyre » Sun May 18, 2008 8:43 am

I don't want to judge that contest, but you'll never beat that guy from the first trade center bombing that came back to collect his deposit on the truck he no longer had.
They only caught him because they heard him dragging those enormous balls toward the rental place.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun May 18, 2008 10:40 am

donald trump is our patron and guiding light, as well as the first man to attempt a "comb-over" of his ass hair.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun May 18, 2008 5:55 pm

Ha! I don't see any of you in the Burning Man Assholier than Thou Tribe on Tribe.net.

That boat has sailed. I'm waving at you poor schmucks on shore, laughing and laughing.

I miss my legs because sitting all day on my balls it very painful.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon May 19, 2008 12:42 am

Tribe is for pussies that don't have the cajones to come over here and face us.

My balls are so big that I lent one to Pinemom & TITWI, and they are currently using it as a beanbag chair !!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon May 19, 2008 4:24 pm

you wanna see NUTS?......i'll show YOU nuts!


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Postby AntiM » Mon May 19, 2008 4:50 pm

Cue the AC/DC.
http://burningman.org/timeline/

Poke me to experience my gooey insides!

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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon May 19, 2008 5:51 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you wanna see NUTS?......i'll show YOU nuts!


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Sweet !!!

I have a poster of that on the back door to my garage, which leads to the squirrel habitat I have in my backyard .

It says " Helloooo Ladies !!! " .
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Re: MotherPucker!

Postby erri2000 » Tue May 20, 2008 11:44 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Hi there! I'm an Asshole, and this year i'll be coming by myself and i'm looking for other assholes to camp with and do assholey stuff with and you know, groove on a collective asshole vibe, and play asshole games.


I can attest to Simons assholeyness.

Some of Simon's Asshole traits include.

Watching men shower from the shadows.
Throwing gas canisters into old blown up VW Buses.
And writing piss poor poetry.

Other than that he is a pretty nice guy. Well if watching men shower, throwing gas cans into a fire and pretending to be a... oh never mind.

I am going to post some art.
It is alot like sex,
Some people just don't get it

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Postby gyre » Wed May 21, 2008 1:25 am

Was he the one that kept going by the vietnam vets camp, leaning in and shouting INCOMING!!!

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Postby DVD Burner » Wed May 21, 2008 2:33 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Hi there! I'm an Asshole.


I am not convinced.


sorry dude.

i just dont think so.


:lol:

I think I can hang........... with you ...............in being an ass whole. :twisted:

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Postby Kinetik V » Wed May 21, 2008 6:20 am

gyre wrote:Was he the one that kept going by the vietnam vets camp, leaning in and shouting INCOMING!!!


Oh man, that's not about having balls....that's just asking for one of those people to open up a big can of whoop-ass on ya. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Meanwhile...since this place is being cluttered by worthless squirrel pics, here's a great tool for squirrel control:

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Believe me, nobody or nothing has big enough balls to handle the business end of a MetalStorm product that's armed and pointed in their general direction. Having seen two of their products fire in person....I can assure you it's an experience you will never forget.

(Edit: Besides deer, can you tell where squirrels rank on my most hated animal list? #2. The larger the caliber weapon used for squirrel population control, the better!)
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Simon of the Playa
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed May 21, 2008 8:08 am

Watching men shower from the shadows.
Throwing gas canisters into old blown up VW Buses.
And writing piss poor poetry.



i'll admit to the poetry.....the vw and the "INCOMING" sound like fun, but the guy watching men shower from the shadows was DAS SHOWER MANN....



duh.
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Postby erri2000 » Wed May 21, 2008 9:05 am

Sure looked like you.
One of three standing by the Japanese.
Laughing like you got away with something.
It is alot like sex,

Some people just don't get it



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Simon of the Playa
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed May 21, 2008 4:29 pm

but i ALWAYS look that way....
"we are all naked under our clothes"

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