Midwesterner BRC Virgin

alaine · Post by **alaine** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:25 pm

Hello! I'm Alexandra, Al, Alie just whatever you want to call me.. I haven't quite developed my name yet. Any helpful advice or friendly communication would be great! It's all about the love..

I just printed out the survival guide and hope to find out some information.

The last thing I want is to become a spectator of the events..

I plan on going in a small camper..

I'm fully prepared to imerse myself and experience what the playa has to offer..

Thanks all and have a great day! :)

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:31 pm

Welcome to eplaya.

HalfNHalf · Post by **HalfNHalf** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:41 pm

Hey.. I heard there's another crazy midwestern'er going in a camper :)

alaine · Post by **alaine** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:42 pm

I think they might know eachother.. maybe just maybe :)

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:48 pm

Hey Alaine,

Welcome to eplaya!

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:49 pm

yer slippin' JK.......

welcome, alaine........

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:14 am

Hi Alaine...

Welcome and Cheers!!

Could your playa name be Ale?

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:31 am

Oh, LCN!... maybe you should be Beer!

Welcome Alaine!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:41 am

ygmir wrote:yer slippin' JK.......

welcome, alaine........

Must be too much Astroglide

Welcome to eplaya Alaine

Actually, you don't "develop" your playa name, one is gifted upon you by experienced Burners. It's a superpower not to be trusted in the hands of mere noobs, global annihilation may ensue.

Now that you've printed out the guide, post it on the wall in front of your toity so that you have plenty of time to read it. Over and over. and over. and over.

Immersing yourself for the burn is completely proper, but consider using glo in the dark paint, you'll have a better chance of being see by the errant art car and drunk skipper's

Now, put on your goggles, tighten your seatbelt, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

Enjoy the ride.

HalfNHalf · Post by **HalfNHalf** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:04 am

Luckily it's in my bathroom already and she'll have to step over it to even get to the *toidy*..

WhoTF says that anyway?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:32 pm

i smell fresh meat...

OH!, Hi! How ya doing.....dont mind me.

welcome sucke, i mean VIRGINS...

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:37 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i smell fresh meat...

OH!, Hi! How ya doing.....dont mind me.

welcome sucke, i mean VIRGINS...

Don't panic. The posts he leaves for the fellas are much scarier.

alaine · Post by **alaine** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:40 pm

haha yeah.. I've sort of noticed him lurking around here..

thanks for the warning though! ;)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:50 pm

HalfNHalf wrote:Luckily it's in my bathroom already and she'll have to step over it to even get to the *toidy*..

WhoTF says that anyway?

My sainted dead husband, so no snark!

alaine · Post by **alaine** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:54 pm

Kyle: I believe the original word was "toity"

who says it? obviously someone..

why? why not?

and instead of making me step over it you should properly plant a copy in your bed, love sac.. or between your legs.. :) (since I am the master of handling and ball busting.. I'll be handling and busting somethng right quick!)

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:38 am

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:yer slippin' JK.......

welcome, alaine........
Must be too much Astroglide

Welcome to eplaya Alaine

Actually, you don't "develop" your playa name, one is gifted upon you by experienced Burners. It's a superpower not to be trusted in the hands of mere noobs, global annihilation may ensue.

Mine came about from a drunken "discussion" with someone camped across the street from me about my being a machinist and cnc programmer, the fella kept sayin "so yer a toolmaker, right?". I tried to tell the bloke for many hours that I only did tool and die for a few months and wasn't qualified to be called a toolmaker as of yet. After the long heated "discussion" it got out that I had actually made a tool or two in the course of machining so he let me have it for the rest of the week whenever he saw me by calling me the toolmaker guy. Funny how sometimes drunk ppl remember shit.

HalfNHalf · Post by **HalfNHalf** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:13 am

alaine wrote:and instead of making me step over it you should properly plant a copy in your bed, love sac.. or between your legs.. (since I am the master of handling and ball busting.. I'll be handling and busting somethng right quick!)

...I knew I was taking you for a reason

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:51 pm

HalfNHalf wrote:Luckily it's in my bathroom already and she'll have to step over it to even get to the *toidy*..

WhoTF says that anyway?

Colonel Blake

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:13 pm

Sail Man wrote:
HalfNHalf wrote:Luckily it's in my bathroom already and she'll have to step over it to even get to the *toidy*..

WhoTF says that anyway?

Colonel Blake :D

You mean the CO? Wow, he's the master of the automatic banjo box, too.

Daddy-O · Post by **Daddy-O** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:54 am

Oh dear, my balls need a good busting.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:16 pm

Daddy-O wrote:Oh dear, my balls need a good busting.

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Enjoy your ball busting

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:36 pm

Why are boys such idiots?

Zamfir2 · Post by **Zamfir2** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Why are boys such idiots?

We do it to make girls feel smarter.

Midwesterner BRC Virgin

Midwesterner BRC Virgin

crazy..