Hello and Best wishes!

Phantom · Post by **Phantom** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:22 pm

Hi, I'm Michael, and I've been a virgin for, well, my entire life.

If I can I'm hoping to burn in 2009 if at all possible, but definitely 2010!

Until I go though, I'm gonna start working on my transdimensional transport, hopefully an awesome old VW bus, putting all kinds of necessarily unnecessary stuff in it until I go.

and i just got a job to pay for tix!

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:21 pm

Hey Phantom,

Welcome to eplaya. Hope you get it together for 09.

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:09 am

I see your back on track, JK..........

Welcome, Phantom..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:08 am

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:22 am

Bring BACON....

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:26 am

Welcome Phantom

Medical technology has advanced to the point that there are multiple cures for resolving your virgin status.

One is to go to Burning Man.
And the other involves......well, you know....

or, maybe you don't know, and therein lies the problem

Phantom · Post by **Phantom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:12 pm

[quote="Simon of the Playa"][img]http://joshreads.com/images/07/01/i070128phantom.jpg[/img][/quote]

ha ha ha, that is an awesome comic. my point exactly!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:23 pm

I would suggest something other than a vw bus, unless it is a particular fetish you can afford to indulge, or plan a kep transplant.

Or, there is the rare, but factory Porsche Turbo vw bus.

anorexicbitch · Post by **anorexicbitch** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:20 am

Hola fellow virgin! I'm bringing chocolate cake, so I guess you get the bacon I dodged.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:54 am

anorexicbitch wrote:Hola fellow virgin! I'm bringing chocolate cake, so I guess you get the bacon I dodged.

Oh no, so you think you dodged the bacon AB?

On the playa no one can escape the bacon

anorexicbitch · Post by **anorexicbitch** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:18 am

AHHHH! Attack of the giant bacon!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:24 am

Sail Man wrote:Welcome Phantom

Medical technology has advanced to the point that there are multiple cures for resolving your virgin status.

One is to go to Burning Man.
And the other involves......well, you know....

or, maybe you don't know, and therein lies the problem

DUDE! WTF?!

Five posts in you offer to take care of that virginity issue.

The day before a gal uses "Virgin may have found what she needs." as her subject line and nobody makes a suggestive remark and her threads onto it's second page.

For some reason that bugs the hell out of me.

anorexicbitch · Post by **anorexicbitch** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:37 am

fciron wrote:

The day before a gal uses "Virgin may have found what she needs." as her subject line and nobody makes a suggestive remark and her threads onto it's second page.

For some reason that bugs the hell out of me.

Hey, maybe you should go make a comment before it gets to the third page.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:05 am

fciron wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Welcome Phantom

Medical technology has advanced to the point that there are multiple cures for resolving your virgin status.

One is to go to Burning Man.
And the other involves......well, you know....

or, maybe you don't know, and therein lies the problem
DUDE! WTF?!

Five posts in you offer to take care of that virginity issue.

The day before a gal uses "Virgin may have found what she needs." as her subject line and nobody makes a suggestive remark and her threads onto it's second page.

For some reason that bugs the hell out of me.

Uh, wow

Not sure where your going with that one FC. I didn't realize I had made an offer. I guess you've left me type-less.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:41 pm

SailMan,

I was just yanking your chain. Sorry I tugged too hard. The eye-roll at the end was for me being bugged, not for your mild suggestion.

note to self: Use more smilies.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:09 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Uh, wow Not sure where your going with that one FC. I didn't realize I had made an offer. I guess you've left me type-less.

Type-less!..Ar Ar Ar

Wonderful!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:10 am

Sail Man wrote:
anorexicbitch wrote:Hola fellow virgin! I'm bringing chocolate cake, so I guess you get the bacon I dodged.

Oh no, so you think you dodged the bacon AB?

On the playa no one can escape the bacon

Foolish virgins, will they ever learn.

Nobody dodges the bacon, nor would you want to...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:22 pm

fciron wrote:

SailMan,

I was just yanking your chain. Sorry I tugged too hard. The eye-roll at the end was for me being bugged, not for your mild suggestion.

note to self: Use more smilies.

LMFAO

I figured you were, but there WAS that lingering huh? on my part. I will endeavor to try and spread my snark around equally, irregardless of whether the noobs prefer pepsi or coke

anorexicbitch · Post by **anorexicbitch** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:19 pm

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
anorexicbitch wrote:Hola fellow virgin! I'm bringing chocolate cake, so I guess you get the bacon I dodged.

Oh no, so you think you dodged the bacon AB?

On the playa no one can escape the bacon
Foolish virgins, will they ever learn.

Nobody dodges the bacon, nor would you want to...

Oh my goodness, this guy on Food Network just said "Because everything is better with bacon." I thought of you guys.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:30 pm

Well, the man obviously knows his bacon