Hello.

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:11 am

Hello folks, just decided to join the board since y'all seem like such a fun loving bunch. I'm planning on attending Burning Man '09 but that's rather obvious I suppose otherwise why would I join?

Hmm - what else. 27, work as a roughneck in the Arctic, sometimes on my time off I do structural welding. Actually I'm a very well paid homeless person to be honest (but always remember, my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you read).

Well that's all I can think of to share, I'm a rather dull person to be entirely honest. Work in the arctic, play with fire toys, have some really weird piercings and tattoos. Just your run of the mill abnormally normal individual. :)

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:37 am

Welcome to eplaya Napalm. Your fire and welding fetishes will certainly apply to life on the playa, which is not unlike the barren artic. Just a bit warmer. Cept night, then it gets a bit nipply. But hey, still balmy by your standards.

Now, strap yourself in and enjoy the ride

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:56 am

Hey ND. Welcome to eplaya!

JK

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:15 am

Welcome!!!!
Your going to love burning man! Read the survival guide and all that such n such. The memories are going to give you something great to think about for those really long days up there.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:03 pm

Welcome to the club.. you'll fit in famously.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:09 pm

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Yeah baby

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:40 pm

Luckily I used to camp in the desert, so I know acclimating isn't going to be a problem. I enjoy the feeling of silt/dust and sand in really weird spots.

Sail Man wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Yeah baby

Remember - nothing might smell like napalm in the morning, but nothin' smells better than canned bacon cooked over burning C4.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:16 pm

Napalm Demon wrote:Luckily I used to camp in the desert, so I know acclimating isn't going to be a problem. I enjoy the feeling of silt/dust and sand in really weird spots.

Sail Man wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Yeah baby
Remember - nothing might smell like napalm in the morning, but nothin' smells better than canned bacon cooked over burning C4.

Your going to go a long way with an attitude like that.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:39 pm

goathead wrote:
Napalm Demon wrote:Luckily I used to camp in the desert, so I know acclimating isn't going to be a problem. I enjoy the feeling of silt/dust and sand in really weird spots.

Sail Man wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Yeah baby
Remember - nothing might smell like napalm in the morning, but nothin' smells better than canned bacon cooked over burning C4.
Your going to go a long way with an attitude like that.

As long as he remembers not to try and stamp out the fire!

JK

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:34 am

jkisha wrote:
goathead wrote:
Napalm Demon wrote:Luckily I used to camp in the desert, so I know acclimating isn't going to be a problem. I enjoy the feeling of silt/dust and sand in really weird spots.
Remember - nothing might smell like napalm in the morning, but nothin' smells better than canned bacon cooked over burning C4.
Your going to go a long way with an attitude like that.

As long as he remembers not to try and stamp out the fire!

JK

I get the feeling he enjoys the flames.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:03 am

goathead wrote:
jkisha wrote:
goathead wrote: Your going to go a long way with an attitude like that.

As long as he remembers not to try and stamp out the fire!

JK
I get the feeling he enjoys the flames.

LOL I'm sure. We used to cook with C4 in nam--burns hot and fast. But it was a standing joke about not stamping it out--even though it burns, if you stamp on it, it does what it is designed to do--explode!

JK

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:20 am

Napalm burns heh heh heh

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:49 am

Sail Man wrote: Napalm burns heh heh heh

If it's fun it's got to inflammable.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:47 am

Well then, you will truly love the playa, lots of propane and fire

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:47 am

Sail Man wrote: Napalm burns heh heh heh

He said "heh heh heh"
Where in the hell did that come from?
Fuck my brain must be froze.

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:53 am

INFLAMMABLE and FLAMMABLE both the same

INCOMBUSTIBLE and COMBUSTIBLE opposite

Interesting. At least to me.

JK

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:23 pm

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote: Napalm burns heh heh heh
He said "heh heh heh"
Where in the hell did that come from?
Fuck my brain must be froze.

Beavis and Butthead. Maybe you need some cappuccino for your bungholio