Whats the CODE WORD?!

::Life:Is:A:Joke:: · Post by **::Life:Is:A:Joke::** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:06 am

Good day all!! I'm hoping that all you veteran Burners out there are going to be able to help me out with this one... But first, let me give you a little background::::: Unfortunately, in the outside world, I live a fairly straight and narrow lifestyle. I've never been what you would call a "wild and crazy kid".. But thats where my problem lies::

I've been to the Man for the past 2 years now, and I had nothing short of a life changing good time......Sober. But this year, I'm hoping to be able to .. enhance.. my burn experience. Now we all know that only an idiot (or a cop) would walk around aimlessly asking for help in this department in such a blunt (NPI) way. So whats a girl to do!? Is there some kind of code that I need to know in order to get my sweet little hands on some performance enhancers?????? I'm going to apoligize in advance for sounding so new in this department, but seriously people... i want to play too :(

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::::Be the change you wish to see in the World.::::

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:11 am

This is either a troll, a cop, or one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard.

::Life:Is:A:Joke:: · Post by **::Life:Is:A:Joke::** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:14 am

No mojo. But I know that you cant just go around asking people if they have any extra stems and caps laying around. So I thought that if I asked people on eplaya, then they would be more inclined to help me out.

Thanks for the feedback though wise guy

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:17 am

Allow me to field this one.

Bring your own. It`s the only sure fire method.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:24 am

Actually, its wise woman.

1) These boards are monitored by law enforcement

2) One of the principles here is "radical self reliance". If you don't plan on bringing something for yourself, don't expect anyone else to provide it for you. This includes food, water and shelter.

3) Attempting to acquire illegal substances over the internet is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard.

4) Many of us, myself included, really take exception to the idea that this festival is just all about drugs and nudity. Ho Hum.....

On that note, I will turn you over to the waiting assembly. Have fun boys!

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:25 am

Here's an idea, that I have seen over the years.

get naked, get body paint, make yourself look good,

on your front write, in BIG LETTERS.

"I WANT"

on your back write.

"DRUGS

this method never fails

(this method has both nudity and drugs)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:33 am

The eplaya is one world and the other world is the playa.
They seem different, yet they are distinct. One's hot and dry, the other one is friendly and in the desert.
When you get to the real playa, draw a big picture of a bunny in the dirt. Your wish will quickly come true.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:18 am

i'm sorry, but you have been terribly misinformed.

the only drugs we do on the playa involve staying regular.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:45 am

mojo wrote:
1) These boards are monitored by law enforcement

True.
And we`ve seen multiple internet drug stings as a result of all the careless drug talk on our forum.

Below is an interior photo of the confiscation trailer, with the Day 1 seizures, just inside the gates at Burning Man. A good portion, no doubt, a direct result of information gathered on the Eplaya.

The War on Drugs is serious business folks.
And questioning the rules will only bring trouble.
When in doubt, let that fear be your guide, and stick close to the group in charge.

It`s the only way we can all stay safe.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya.

JK

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:57 am

John i like that you're consistent.. EVERYBODY gets a welcoming hug and Kisha.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:06 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
mojo wrote:
1) These boards are monitored by law enforcement
True.
And we`ve seen multiple internet drug stings as a result of all the careless drug talk on our forum.

Below is an interior photo of the confiscation trailer, with the Day 1 seizures, just inside the gates at Burning Man. A good portion, no doubt, a direct result of information gathered on the Eplaya.

The War on Drugs is serious business folks.
And questioning the rules will only bring trouble.
When in doubt, let that fear be your guide, and stick close to the group in charge.

It`s the only way we can all stay safe.

So the wine was bootleg? (looks like boonsfarm)

Hummm medicine!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:46 am

wedeliver wrote: So the wine was bootleg? (looks like boonsfarm)

Hummm medicine!

The un-labeled bottles of "suspicious" brown liquid were surrendered to the LEO authorities, and then sent to the NSA for further evaluation.
After all, These particular containers held more than 3 ounces, and "might have been designed for use in terrorist activities".
After extensive testing, the NSA later confirmed that the unknown substance was sun tea, but, stood by their decision to confiscate the entire batch. Experts determined that if "mixed with the right substances" the sun tea could possibly have been used to create a bomb.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:52 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
wedeliver wrote: So the wine was bootleg? (looks like boonsfarm)

Hummm medicine!

The un-labeled bottles of "suspicious" brown liquid were surrendered to the LEO authorities, and then sent to the NSA for further evaluation.
After all, These particular containers held more than 3 ounces, and "might have been designed for use in terrorist activities".
After extensive testing, the NSA later confirmed that the unknown substance was sun tea, but, stood by their decision to confiscate the entire batch. Experts determined that if "mixed with the right substances" the sun tea could possibly have been used to create a bomb.

and, they were right!!!!

one pint of sun tea, mixed with 7,000 gallons of diesel and 6,000 lbs of ammonium nitrate will create a huge explosion.........

what were you thinking?.......

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:05 am

ygmir wrote: what were you thinking?.......

Precisely !

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:15 am

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EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:08 am

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:10 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Sometimes I just need to not take things, or myself, so seriously - thanks guys!

BUT......I'm sure the drug chatter IS used as a rationale for the gigantic number of LEO's on playa.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:14 am

or:
do you think they just like going and that's a great excuse?.........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:30 am

Cops like naked, hairy fat men just as much as the rest of us.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:38 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Cops like naked, hairy fat men just as much as the rest of us.

I wouldn't mind cruising around the playa on a four-wheeler and getting paid by the taxpayers to do it. What cracks me up is that they wear body armor. (Dangerous bunch of hippies such as we are)

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:18 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:

OMG does this picture bring back memories. Years ago when I was in the Army and living with 2 or 3 other G.I.'s in a house off base; one of the guys bought a brick of pot. I had never seen a brick of pot before, but sure enough, it looked just like a brick.

He spread out a bed sheet on the living room floor and we all commenced to breaking the brick apart...when we were done, the room looked exactly like that picture.

I couldn't believe so much pot could have been squeezed into such a small brick.

Ahhh...the good ole days.

JK

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:20 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:Below is an interior photo of the confiscation trailer, with the Day 1 seizures, just inside the gates at Burning Man. A good portion, no doubt, a direct result of information gathered on the Eplaya.

The confiscation trailer has a fireplace and tiled floor?

Damn. I want one.

WanderMan · Post by **WanderMan** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:15 pm

welcome Life:is:a:joke!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:52 pm

ALL RIGHT PULL THE FUCK OVER

Smacks head repeatedly until his forehead turns red

what the fuck are the kids fucking thinking these days.

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:24 pm

You are a chick, and been twice, and haven't figured out how to score off wasted, sweaty, horny guys??? Seriously, as much as I am pro-legalization, I would not bring anything nor go looking for it there.

a) You're body is strained
b) you have no idea what you are putting into your body from a stranger
c) unless you live in Nevada you will cross state lines, bad, bad, bad
d) you live a straight life, why risk what you have

Just sample as many beverages as you can and wait til you're dosed.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:38 pm

If you smell something that smells like a brushfire, get close and ask if you can have some too. Popping your top is optional.

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:21 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:If you smell something that smells like a brushfire, get close and ask if you can have some too. Popping your top is optional.

Potroast?

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:58 pm

LostinReno wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If you smell something that smells like a brushfire, get close and ask if you can have some too. Popping your top is optional.
Potroast?

Is that what you're cooking in camp? Yum Yum Glad I'm one of your campmates.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:46 am

Have you ever seen a Hot Dog Face??

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