First timer, Brian, says hello

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First timer, Brian, says hello

Post by bogotron » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:02 pm

Hello burners. I'm Brian from California, and this is my first time going after years of putting it off. I'm a merchant seaman by trade and a free spirited individual by nature.

I would love to meet my female soul mate on the playa, but I know that I can't go in with that kind of expectation. Ce' la Vite.

Anyway, I'm 44, 5'10", 165lb, and bald as a turtle. You'll spot me when you see the medicine man in a loin cloth with the bright orange 'fro-wig.

See ya there!

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Roberto Dobbisano
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:01 pm

radical self reliance....bring your own hole.

pack it in pack it out pack it in pack it out....repeat.

i bet you could find one in reno at wal-mart....Check Out The Check-Out Girls.

for the price of a ticket, you could be a shirley sherpa and go native.

i hear they're very appreciative, and fun in the sun.

just my opinion, but if you are looking for someone to shove, or love or whatever, you won't find it....

the moment you start freaking out on the art, and groovin' on the scene and participating, is the moment "SHE" will come up and grab you by the balls and squeeze.

you'll never see it coming, no pun intended.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:21 am

Loincloths are all the rage.

Welcome, Brian, you'll do fine. Check out the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet; there's a sale on cases of 24. Bring a large cart.

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