Perfect_Timing, aka 'Ira Shmyra": Apprentice abortionis

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Perfect_Timing, aka 'Ira Shmyra": Apprentice abortionis

Postby Perfect_Timing » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:21 pm

Just thought I'd finally check into eplaya now that I'm a 'veteran' burner (second year in a row). I am an assistant abortionist at the Black Rock City Self Service Abortion Clinic and owner/operator of the Abortion Clinic's Back Alley Cinema. Greetings to FIG JAM (Thank you SOOO much, dude, for all your help this year), Psycho Weiner, Magic Lady, Magic Mommy, Mayor Mike and Big Gay Dave, Naked Jerry, Canuck Maria, the Foxy Coconuts, and all of our neighbors and friends who I'm probably neglecting to mention for reasons of forgetfulness or others (you probably know what they are).

Hoping to be able to return next year, but unsure due to my present employment status (which is 'un'). Anyway.. Hi and stuff.

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Postby FIGJAM » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:42 pm

It was my plum pleasing pleasure Ira.

I just couldnt watch you struggle with that damn screen any longer and it was an honour to gift my humble services.

You guys were great to have next door for this first timer.

Hope to see you all next year. :)
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Re: Perfect_Timing, aka 'Ira Shmyra": Apprentice abortionis

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:40 pm

And I did. 8)
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