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Hi! I am a sock!

Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:20 am

Ok... fine...

In an effort to maximize the appeal to the masses through varying forms of propaganda, I now declare myself to be the MOOP_Czar.

I find it kind of appealing.

This isn't just a prty title... this is saying the I AM THE AYATOLLAH OF MOOP'A'ROLLA!!!

So yes, your worst fears have been realized - the MOOP_Nazi is now also the MOOP Czar.

The Boas are truly fucked.

PS - I encourage all socks to proclaim their sockness in this thread.

It is their right.

It is there destiny....
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Re: Hi! I am a sock!

Postby moonrise » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:47 am

Welcome Imma A. Sock!

MOOP czar (formerly known as MOOP_nazi) sounds good, has a nice ring to it... :mrgreen:

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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:20 am

Yes - It has a good ring..

I have been promoted from mere party member to Supreme Ruler.

I will take it...
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Postby Packoderm » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:19 am

An enemy of moop is a friend of mine. Let's hope that your campaign is successful. So are you and your ilk going to hold impromptu inspections of other camps? What would my camp get for doing things right? Are you going to have some sort of plaques made up for those who are moop conscience?
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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:11 am

I was thinking little trophies with some sort of little plaque on it actually. That is one of the plans that I had in mind, but one of the most important aspects of this are going to be the Boa hunting expeditions... I envision a couple small bands of dedicated lunatics armed with bullhorns hunting and chasing Boas across the Playa. I feel that any person who wears a feather anything at BM deserves to be announced on a bullhorn - "Attention! Attention! Just to make it perfectly clear - this person is" and then in unison - "DOING IT WRONG!!!" and then everyone laugh maniacally and point....

Terror tactics at their best...
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Postby Elderberry » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:17 am

:roll: FAIL!

MOOP_Czar wrote:I envision a couple small bands of dedicated lunatics armed with bullhorns hunting and chasing Boas across the Playa. I feel that any person who wears a feather anything at BM deserves to be announced on a bullhorn - "Attention! Attention! Just to make it perfectly clear - this person is" and then in unison - "DOING IT WRONG!!!" and then everyone laugh maniacally and point....

Terror tactics at their best...
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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:18 am

Then how about just calling them out, loudly on the Boas dammit!!
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Postby Sham » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:20 am

You know my dear MOOP czar, you are starting to sound like to old people that live at my mother's condo complex in Florida. They love their rules and spend their entire day sticking their wrinkled old noses in everyone's business trying to find an infraction. If they see another resident eating a grape at the pool, it's cause to call security and report their neighbor. This is also the same thing that happens with very young kid's in kindergarten.

Being concerned is one thing and being a flaming pest is another.

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Postby unjonharley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:45 am

I use the shame method..

When I first started mooping the city I rode a ugly trike..
It was very tall and hard for me to get on and off..I would stop in fromt of a messy camp.. Then there was the struggle to dismount and get my cane, graber abd plastic bag.. Didn't have to pick much up.. The shame factor would bring the whole camp out to help..

Now I moop with a walker.. Have added doggy pooper scooper and for this year a mini rake and dust pan.. So with a walker, two canes, a graber, pooper scooper, mini rake and dust pan I will get miles out of the shame factor..

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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:09 am

unjonharley wrote:I use the shame method..

When I first started mooping the city I rode a ugly trike..
It was very tall and hard for me to get on and off..I would stop in fromt of a messy camp.. Then there was the struggle to dismount and get my cane, graber abd plastic bag.. Didn't have to pick much up.. The shame factor would bring the whole camp out to help..

Now I moop with a walker.. Have added doggy pooper scooper and for this year a mini rake and dust pan.. So with a walker, two canes, a graber, pooper scooper, mini rake and dust pan I will get miles out of the shame factor..


You are sooo hired!

We can get ya a shirt, patch, and maybe even a nice hat.. and we will create a new ministerial title for you as well - Minister of Guilt MOOPing!

Can we say welcome aboard?!?
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Postby Elderberry » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:16 am

+1,000,000,000

You are leading by example!!! Very commendable. (and the Shame factor is just an added bonus.)

unjonharley wrote:I use the shame method..

When I first started mooping the city I rode a ugly trike..
It was very tall and hard for me to get on and off..I would stop in fromt of a messy camp.. Then there was the struggle to dismount and get my cane, graber abd plastic bag.. Didn't have to pick much up.. The shame factor would bring the whole camp out to help..

Now I moop with a walker.. Have added doggy pooper scooper and for this year a mini rake and dust pan.. So with a walker, two canes, a graber, pooper scooper, mini rake and dust pan I will get miles out of the shame factor..
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Postby ygmir » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 am

unjonharley wrote:I use the shame method..

When I first started mooping the city I rode a ugly trike..
It was very tall and hard for me to get on and off..I would stop in fromt of a messy camp.. Then there was the struggle to dismount and get my cane, graber abd plastic bag.. Didn't have to pick much up.. The shame factor would bring the whole camp out to help..

Now I moop with a walker.. Have added doggy pooper scooper and for this year a mini rake and dust pan.. So with a walker, two canes, a graber, pooper scooper, mini rake and dust pan I will get miles out of the shame factor..

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Re: Hi! I am a sock!

Postby Kontradiction » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:12 am

Nice to meetcha Sir! :P
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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:00 pm

Unjon, anytime you want a sandwich, just let me know and I will make it happen.

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:29 pm

Hey, I'm a sock too!

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Postby Sail Man » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:54 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hey, I'm a sock too!


Golf or tennis?
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Postby unjonharley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:18 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Hey, I'm a sock too!


Golf or tennis?


Al Bundy :?: :mrgreen:

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:41 pm

APPEASER!


you cannot wash this sock enough times to get the stench of neville chambertlain off of it.

hows that for irony?
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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:57 pm

I admit it... I own that.
Hello, my name is MOOP_Czar, and I am a sock. The first step is admitting it. I am glad I found this groap, feel it will help. I know there is no cure, but I feel that with the help this group provides, I can learn to live with it.
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Postby Kontradiction » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:16 pm

Was this you at BM last Year?

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Postby MOOP_Czar » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:57 pm

No.

That uniform is pathetic.
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Postby Kontradiction » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:30 pm

MOOP_Czar wrote:No.

That uniform is pathetic.


Darn- :|
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:37 pm

Kontradiction wrote:
MOOP_Czar wrote:No.

That uniform is pathetic.


Darn- :|

You can darn it all you like, I think it still wouldn't come up to imperial standards...
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Postby Kontradiction » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Kontradiction wrote:
MOOP_Czar wrote:No.

That uniform is pathetic.


Darn- :|

You can darn it all you like, I think it still wouldn't come up to imperial standards...


Probably not. 8)
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Re: Hi! I am a sock!

Postby unjonharley » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:15 am

MOOP_Czar wrote:
unjonharley wrote:I use the shame method..

When I first started mooping the city I rode a ugly trike..
It was very tall and hard for me to get on and off..I would stop in fromt of a messy camp.. Then there was the struggle to dismount and get my cane, graber abd plastic bag.. Didn't have to pick much up.. The shame factor would bring the whole camp out to help..

Now I moop with a walker.. Have added doggy pooper scooper and for this year a mini rake and dust pan.. So with a walker, two canes, a graber, pooper scooper, mini rake and dust pan I will get miles out of the shame factor..


You are sooo hired!

We can get ya a shirt, patch, and maybe even a nice hat.. and we will create a new ministerial title for you as well - Minister of Guilt MOOPing!

Can we say welcome aboard?!?


Yes,,
Will the BBager licence the name Raspmoopin to my alter mooping ego??
If so, I will serve under the great Moop Czar as has mad monk and close adviser..
Redemption only through sin..

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Re: Hi! I am a sock!

Postby unjonharley » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:25 am

Kontradiction wrote:Was this you at BM last Year?

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What is beach sand doing on the eplaya?

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Postby MOOP_Czar » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:34 am

unjonharley wrote:Yes,,
Will the BBager licence the name Raspmoopin to my alter mooping ego??
If so, I will serve under the great Moop Czar as has mad monk and close adviser..
Redemption only through sin..


I will begin negotiations immediately.
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Postby BBadger » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:04 am

unjonharley wrote:Yes,,
Will the BBager licence the name Raspmoopin to my alter mooping ego??
If so, I will serve under the great Moop Czar as has mad monk and close adviser..
Redemption only through sin..


You're completely welcome to the name! Honor it through service!
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Re: Hi! I am a sock!

Postby moonrise » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:11 am

Hilarious thread....I think I just MOOPed a little, in my shorts :lol:


ETA Darn it, outta TP...might have to use a sock...
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