Virgin Belgian Waffles!
- Dr. Pyro
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Ninzy, they're looking to land at BDC&WB. Maybe we could squeeze them into BollyVille?
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Dr Pyro is waffling our identities
(did we use that right?)
But yes please... Squeeze us anyway you like *giggle*
We make great pets, we're completely housebroken and anxious for participation.
Skills include but aren't limited to: bartending, construction, pole dancing, massaging, human pillow, translation services, message delivery, finding North, cleaning, hauling ice, focusing your camera, cooking, painting bodies, opening wine bottles, speaking Latin (that's mostly Jonathan), speaking gibberish (that's mostly me) and identifying obsolete skills.

(did we use that right?)
But yes please... Squeeze us anyway you like *giggle*
We make great pets, we're completely housebroken and anxious for participation.
Skills include but aren't limited to: bartending, construction, pole dancing, massaging, human pillow, translation services, message delivery, finding North, cleaning, hauling ice, focusing your camera, cooking, painting bodies, opening wine bottles, speaking Latin (that's mostly Jonathan), speaking gibberish (that's mostly me) and identifying obsolete skills.
Waffles taste better slightly burned...
Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Wow u guys will fit right in!
Ur just jealous cos the Voices are talking to ME!
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
We're cooking up a suprise for the lot of you 
teehee

teehee
Waffles taste better slightly burned...
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
All done!
Not the most original of gifts but it has our blood, sweat, tears and batter in it and we hope you guys like it
^
It's a mix I recorded using the music that makes us happy and we hope it does the same for you. We know it won't be for everyone but we hope you'll at least give it a go.
Now I'm fairly new with using rapidshare so if the link isn't working properly please tell us. We can always purchase pro and make sure everyone can download it.
Also if sharing our creative work this way is for some reason prohibited; we appologise and we'll take it down immediately. After our Waffle Dance is over
https://rapidshare.com/files/3004830457 ... affles.mp3
Not the most original of gifts but it has our blood, sweat, tears and batter in it and we hope you guys like it

It's a mix I recorded using the music that makes us happy and we hope it does the same for you. We know it won't be for everyone but we hope you'll at least give it a go.
Now I'm fairly new with using rapidshare so if the link isn't working properly please tell us. We can always purchase pro and make sure everyone can download it.
Also if sharing our creative work this way is for some reason prohibited; we appologise and we'll take it down immediately. After our Waffle Dance is over

https://rapidshare.com/files/3004830457 ... affles.mp3
Waffles taste better slightly burned...
Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Loving your initiative dear fellow waffles, alas i'm having a pretty hard time getting it downloaded (might just be me though?).... Its now going over 40 minutes (this is attempt 2, the first one got stuck); it hangs and stutters a lot, although i'm hopefull, the last 15 minutes its saying it'll only take 3 more seconds to finish the last 99mb's 
Looking forward to hear your happy tunes!

Looking forward to hear your happy tunes!

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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Shevs wrote:Loving your initiative dear fellow waffles, alas i'm having a pretty hard time getting it downloaded (might just be me though?).... Its now going over 40 minutes (this is attempt 2, the first one got stuck); it hangs and stutters a lot, although i'm hopefull, the last 15 minutes its saying it'll only take 3 more seconds to finish the last 99mb's
Looking forward to hear your happy tunes!
Ah crappers you're right Shevs... Rapidshare ain't rapid. More like crippled thrown under a bus share.
I've corrected my mistake and uploaded it on Soundcloud:
http://soundcloud.com/thirykevin/burning-waffles
Happy dancing!

Waffles taste better slightly burned...
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Kevinochi wrote:More like crippled thrown under a bus train share.
I had to...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Is you saying something sucks with mine grammars? 

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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Kevinochi wrote:Is you saying something sucks with mine grammars?
No, I'm playing unfairly again. I'm crippled after falling under a train. No worries--like I said, I was playing unfair. Regulars on the board know this about me, and also have seen me make 100 foot jokes, but there was no way you would have expected it.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
theCryptofishist wrote:Kevinochi wrote:Is you saying something sucks with mine grammars?
No, I'm playing unfairly again. I'm crippled after falling under a train. No worries--like I said, I was playing unfair. Regulars on the board know this about me, and also have seen me make 100 foot jokes, but there was no way you would have expected it.
100 foot jokes? Color me seven shades of intrigued. Whad'ya got?

Waffles taste better slightly burned...
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Kevinochi wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Kevinochi wrote:Is you saying something sucks with mine grammars?
No, I'm playing unfairly again. I'm crippled after falling under a train. No worries--like I said, I was playing unfair. Regulars on the board know this about me, and also have seen me make 100 foot jokes, but there was no way you would have expected it.
100 foot jokes? Color me seven shades of intrigued. Whad'ya got?
It arises spontaneously in the banter. Try "Open Discussion" especially "Da Bar...Volume 3" (Or whatever that thread is called) and "The Person Below Me".
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Read up I shall and come back an educated man 
Banter with Waffles can be tricky. Try batter.

Banter with Waffles can be tricky. Try batter.
Waffles taste better slightly burned...
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
and this is why we should limit the number of Auslanders.
they just dont understand our humor. Probably because they are usually too drunk.
they just dont understand our humor. Probably because they are usually too drunk.
Frida Be You & Me
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Well, Simon, shouldn't we let them in so we can demonstrate our sense of humor by stealing their liquor when they are too drunk to do anything about it?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, Simon, shouldn't we let them in so we can demonstrate our sense of humor by stealing their liquor when they are too drunk to do anything about it?
No stealing necessary. We'll be more than happy to give it to you

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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
its more fun if you at least pretend to struggle...
jeez.
jeez.
Frida Be You & Me
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Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
Poor Simon. Can never find quite the right bottom...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Virgin Belgian Waffles!
theCryptofishist wrote:Poor Simon. Can never find quite the right bottom...
Yggy, do you see the same?
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