Become a fortune teller
Become a fortune teller
Well, I'm sure we are not the only ones doing this, so I beg your indulgance...javascript:emoticon(':wink:')
We have several gumball machines. These will be filled with capsules containing a fortune/prophecy/prediction and a little gift. Kinda like fortune cookies,
Please contribute a brief fortune (they will be written on slips of paper 1/2 inch by 3 inches).
We have several gumball machines. These will be filled with capsules containing a fortune/prophecy/prediction and a little gift. Kinda like fortune cookies,
Please contribute a brief fortune (they will be written on slips of paper 1/2 inch by 3 inches).
snow falling faintly through the universe 

The people in the camp next to you are talking about you behind your back.
Rocket Bob is the one stealing your dirty underwear.
You will go on a long trip. Coming down will take several weeks.
Your true love will be marching in Critical Tits. It will be a man.
Everyone says you're cool. No one believes it.
You're going to wish you brought more of your medication.
You will be the life of the party when you fall drunkenly into the fire.
Rocket Bob is the one stealing your dirty underwear.
You will go on a long trip. Coming down will take several weeks.
Your true love will be marching in Critical Tits. It will be a man.
Everyone says you're cool. No one believes it.
You're going to wish you brought more of your medication.
You will be the life of the party when you fall drunkenly into the fire.
The Biggest Little Blog In The World
http://mylifeinreno.wordpress.com
http://mylifeinreno.wordpress.com
YOU WILL MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THIS WEEK!
AVOID MEETING NEW PEOPLE, ONE WILL BRING DISASTER!
A TERIBLE ACCIDENT WILL BE-FALL YOU WHILE DANCING.
BUY A LOTTRY TICKET! 09/02/06 IS YOUR DAY TO WIN!
A CLOSE RELITIVE WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD!
A GIFT YOU RECIEVE WILL CHANG YOUR LIFE!
A GIFT YOU GIVE WILL SAVE A LIFE!
AVOID MEETING NEW PEOPLE, ONE WILL BRING DISASTER!
A TERIBLE ACCIDENT WILL BE-FALL YOU WHILE DANCING.
BUY A LOTTRY TICKET! 09/02/06 IS YOUR DAY TO WIN!
A CLOSE RELITIVE WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD!
A GIFT YOU RECIEVE WILL CHANG YOUR LIFE!
A GIFT YOU GIVE WILL SAVE A LIFE!
Objects behind you may appeare larger than reality!
Oh, this is fun!
Today: you look fabulous. Tomorrow: not so hot.
A mix-up of lube and sun screen will reveal unintentional results.
You will be unfairly blamed for gas you did not pass.
Carrie's Mom was right: They're all going to laugh at you.
The Feds are watching you and then sending reports to your Mom.
You will find a treasure at the bottom of a PortaPotty tomorrow.
Today: you look fabulous. Tomorrow: not so hot.
A mix-up of lube and sun screen will reveal unintentional results.
You will be unfairly blamed for gas you did not pass.
Carrie's Mom was right: They're all going to laugh at you.
The Feds are watching you and then sending reports to your Mom.
You will find a treasure at the bottom of a PortaPotty tomorrow.
Why didn't I think of any of these?
(Don't answer that question)
You guys are great!
(and I see by the multiple edits that KayTwo is either a perfectionist, or just obsessive)
love,
brillig

You guys are great!
(and I see by the multiple edits that KayTwo is either a perfectionist, or just obsessive)
love,
brillig
snow falling faintly through the universe 

Maybe you could color code the messages in such a way so as to be able to figure out which message each person receives from a distance. Then you can make that fortune come true for them on the spot.
Say someone gets a message that reads "You will be caught in an unexpected rain shower" as soon as they read it, you could pour a bucket of water over them.
Well, maybe not that, but you get the idea.
Say someone gets a message that reads "You will be caught in an unexpected rain shower" as soon as they read it, you could pour a bucket of water over them.
Well, maybe not that, but you get the idea.
Re: Why didn't I think of any of these?
brillig wrote:(and I see by the multiple edits that KayTwo is either a perfectionist, or just obsessive)
A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
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- theCryptofishist
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Your sence of style moves mountains.
The revolution will be televised.
You will meet a tall stranger in a stetson.
In 24 hours your life will change forever.
This is harder than it looks.
The revolution will be televised.
You will meet a tall stranger in a stetson.
In 24 hours your life will change forever.
This is harder than it looks.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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You were expecting something witty
MOOP
This capsule lovingly prepared just for you
INSPECTED BY #37
glue one end of the slip to a half of the capsule. Slip says "DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW"
Of all the people reading these, we like you the best
There is something disgusting dangling from your nose
This coupon good for one free Burning Man event ticket! (give them an old ticket to a past event).
DO NOT EAT
Bearer of this coupon entitled to 1 night's lodging at First Camp
MOOP
This capsule lovingly prepared just for you
INSPECTED BY #37
glue one end of the slip to a half of the capsule. Slip says "DO NOT REMOVE TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW"
Of all the people reading these, we like you the best
There is something disgusting dangling from your nose
This coupon good for one free Burning Man event ticket! (give them an old ticket to a past event).
DO NOT EAT
Bearer of this coupon entitled to 1 night's lodging at First Camp
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.
fortunes come true
Chai Guy wrote:Maybe you could color code the messages in such a way so as to be able to figure out which message each person receives from a distance. Then you can make that fortune come true for them on the spot.
Say someone gets a message that reads "You will be caught in an unexpected rain shower" as soon as they read it, you could pour a bucket of water over them.
Well, maybe not that, but you get the idea.
Well, an unexpected rain shower could be a water gun, and "Someone will offer you an ice cold beer" could come true.
brillig
snow falling faintly through the universe 

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"everyone likes you until you make them admit it"
"you will find treasure in the man"
"you forgot to let the cat in"
"you will meet the love of your life, they will already be married"
"whoops!!"
"pants cannon"
"there is warmth and revelry in your future"
"duck"
"bring us a shrubbery"
"hi"
"kilroy was here"
"you will be caught picking your nose"
"it's time for a drink"
"PUT ME DOWN!!!"
"better luck next time"
"you will find a great(tear off end)"
"do not expose to sunlight"
"shake well"
"you will meet a fantastic lover, they will puke in your tent in the morning"
"do not open"
"you will find treasure in the man"
"you forgot to let the cat in"
"you will meet the love of your life, they will already be married"
"whoops!!"
"pants cannon"
"there is warmth and revelry in your future"
"duck"
"bring us a shrubbery"
"hi"
"kilroy was here"
"you will be caught picking your nose"
"it's time for a drink"
"PUT ME DOWN!!!"
"better luck next time"
"you will find a great(tear off end)"
"do not expose to sunlight"
"shake well"
"you will meet a fantastic lover, they will puke in your tent in the morning"
"do not open"
I like pudding.
I like tea.
I like chocolate.
Do you like me?
I like tea.
I like chocolate.
Do you like me?
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IN CASE NOBODY HAS TOLD YOU YET - YOU SMELL BAD
PLEASE DONT TAKE THE FORTUNES FROM THIS GUMBALL MACHINE
THIS PAPER HAS BEEN SOAKED IN LSD - TAKE HALF IF YOUR NEW
FORTUNES FROM A GUMBALL MACHINE - WHODDA THUNK?
THE BIG DUDE IN YOUR CAMP HUMPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT
THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE RIGHT
GIVE IN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE GIRL YOU HAD SEX WITH LAST NIGHT IS PREGNANT NOW, AND KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.....................DUMBASS
YOU GOT PREGNANT LAST NIGHT......................SLUT
READ THE OTHER SIDE FOR YOUR FORTUNE (PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES)
THE BLM IS RAIDING YOUR CAMP RIGHT NOW
PLEASE DONT TAKE THE FORTUNES FROM THIS GUMBALL MACHINE
THIS PAPER HAS BEEN SOAKED IN LSD - TAKE HALF IF YOUR NEW
FORTUNES FROM A GUMBALL MACHINE - WHODDA THUNK?
THE BIG DUDE IN YOUR CAMP HUMPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT
THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE RIGHT
GIVE IN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE GIRL YOU HAD SEX WITH LAST NIGHT IS PREGNANT NOW, AND KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.....................DUMBASS
YOU GOT PREGNANT LAST NIGHT......................SLUT
READ THE OTHER SIDE FOR YOUR FORTUNE (PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES)
THE BLM IS RAIDING YOUR CAMP RIGHT NOW
One of the Meanie Greenies (Figjam 2013)
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I see great wealth in your future...oh wait, that's somebody else's future.
There is toliet paper stuck to your shoe.
You will take a trip soon, to a far desert place.
You will meet a thirsty traveller.
Today will be sunny and hot with a low chance of precipitation.
You are up for a promotion at work, but since you're not there,it will go to somebody else.
There is toliet paper stuck to your shoe.
You will take a trip soon, to a far desert place.
You will meet a thirsty traveller.
Today will be sunny and hot with a low chance of precipitation.
You are up for a promotion at work, but since you're not there,it will go to somebody else.
Medicated and Motivated!
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U R FUCT. 18-21-16-35-07
*You will soon take a trip to the desert.
*You will attend an unusual party.
Confucius had better PR.
I can't believe you ate that.
Don't drink the water.
*You will soon take a trip to the desert.
*You will attend an unusual party.
Confucius had better PR.
I can't believe you ate that.
Don't drink the water.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
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Do not pee on the playa!
Open your heart.
Keep ya head up.
Ask someone to dance within this evening and something lovely will happen.
It's now or never.
You will meet the love of your life this week.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
This is it.
The shoe is on the other foot.
What are you waiting for?
Seek and you shall find.
You must let go of the past.
Let it be.
Get over it.
You must give that which you most need.
You are here.
You will have a humbling experience.
It's not all about you.
Carpe diem.
You will have a life-changing experience.
Play again.
Yes is the answer.
It's up to you.
If you decide to wear undies on your head, make sure they're clean.
No time like the present.
You win!!
Get lost, and find yourself.
Knowing is irrelevant.
Open your heart.
Keep ya head up.
Ask someone to dance within this evening and something lovely will happen.
It's now or never.
You will meet the love of your life this week.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
This is it.
The shoe is on the other foot.
What are you waiting for?
Seek and you shall find.
You must let go of the past.
Let it be.
Get over it.
You must give that which you most need.
You are here.
You will have a humbling experience.
It's not all about you.
Carpe diem.
You will have a life-changing experience.
Play again.
Yes is the answer.
It's up to you.
If you decide to wear undies on your head, make sure they're clean.
No time like the present.
You win!!
Get lost, and find yourself.
Knowing is irrelevant.
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Double entendre
"You will meet your true love at 3:00 today." [other times, etc.]
"A wise man who has not lived is like a lake with no water."
"The truly wealthy give more than they receive."
"You will discover a new favorite desert today." [sic]
"A wise man who has not lived is like a lake with no water."
"The truly wealthy give more than they receive."
"You will discover a new favorite desert today." [sic]
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