Chai Guy Voted To Lead Critical Tits Parade

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Chai Guy Voted To Lead Critical Tits Parade

Post by Scout13 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:41 am

In an announcement today BMorg (Burning Man Organization) announced that for the first time a man will lead the Critical Tits Parade at Burning Man in 2006. The man elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade is none other than Chai Guy. When asked why a man was elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade Larry Harvey (the founder of Burning Man) was quoted as saying, “Well Chai has been elected to lead the parade because of his enormous man-boobs.” “We thought that it would contribute to radical self expression by having a man lead the parade that has been so dominated by women, besides have you seen the rack on that guy?”

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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:01 am

Congrats Chai! :)
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:10 am

Yay Chai Guy,

So what color body paint shall we paint yer boobies.

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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:16 am


excellent choice, you go Chai Guy!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:35 am

Wait, wait! What about the free chai revolution? Will it be compromised by his getting so cozy with the llc? We could dress Danger Ranger up with a couple of mastectomy prosthetics and have him lead the parade. WE need our free chai!
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