Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:37 pm

Silly resumed.

It's quiet... TOO quiet.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:16 pm

Dear God, Kernul! Do you mean...?!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:22 pm

Yes, it could be that the intel reports ae true.

Maintain your post... if the water floods the playa, the long feared Norwegian Sea Monkey hatching might just overwhelm us all.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:47 pm

.

Too quiet, Herr Kernul? Let me see if I can help.

Ooompahhh, ooommpahh, brrrrrangg, brrranggg, ooompah... !

(Brass band reluctantly yields for Station Identification at the top of the hour. Then...)

Ladies and Gentlemen: Radio Free Whimsy welcomes you to this week’s episode of Silent Radio... sponsored by Clearlake Mechaniacal Laboratorium.

Today we bring you a Special Feature; a “prequel”, where we meet our hero Our Hero on his first journey outside his native land. We also welcome a Special Guest Star, namely the Honorable Kernul Killbuck Himself as... his slightly younger self. We think you will enjoy this insightful peek at an event that shaped Our Hero’s character -- or lack thereof.

(Harding-fiddle music -- Norway’s answer to bagpipes.)

And now... this weeks Special Prequel Episode of Secret Double Agent:
“The Brave Norwegian”.

Announcer:
Our Hero was a reasonably normal lad until a politically incorrect cartoon was found in his possession and he was kicked out of the Jegerkorpset Ski Battalion. This perceived slight kindled his mercenary instincts and he has now made his way to Camp Apokiliptika where he is applying for a position as Platoon Sergeant.
Our Hero is standing in the middle of a huge and starkly decorated office, hat politely in hand, where Kernul Killbuck is seated at his even hugilier desk.

Kernul Killbuck:
Well, I do have an opening for an absolutely fearless man to lead my most cold-hearted roughest-toughest storm troopers -- who are prone to pulling pranks on their sergeant.

Our Hero:
I’ve been in some fairly cold storms myself, so I can be rough-n-tough too.

Kernul Killbuck:
Hah. Let’s find out.

Announcer:
From a desk drawer, The Kernul pulls a revolver with a barrel like a sewer pipe and levels it at Our Hero.

Kernul Killbuck:
Put your hat back on. I want to shoot it off your head. You OK with that?

Our Hero:
Sir, this is a five dollar hat and I have been out of work for a while. I would have to ask His Kernulness to reimburse me for the hat.

Kernul Killbuck:
I’ll pay if you don’t blink.

Our Hero:
Plink away.

Announcer:
Lead, Fire, Smoke and Thunder erupt from the gun-barrel like a belch of hail from the bowels of Hell, (make up your own suitable sound effect, then peel the cat off the ceiling) and the frayed remains of Our Hero’s hat flutters to the floor behind him. Our Hero does not blink.

Kernul Killbuck:
Bomber og Granater! You’re the man! Here’s the five bucks! When can you start?

Our Hero (hesitating to take the money):
Well... Sir... I reckon the five bucks will pay for the hat... but what about my pants?

(Long pause)

Kernul Killbuck:
Out, out, OUT!

(sound of slow shuffling footsteps as Our Hero slinks towards the service door and out in the alley)

Kernul Killbuck (distant, shouting from his office):
And STAY out!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:24 am

(Elliot- we simply must imortalize those somehow)

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:31 am

Thank you Herr Oberst. This is not the novel I've been thinking of, but.... For now, I am printing them out so they will not be lost when the 'puters puke.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:38 am

Camp Herrings NEMOsubproject

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:50 pm

It's a lie!! This photo is doctored!

I must not reveal how, but I have seen the Nemo Project.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:21 pm

BoxaRox wrote:It's a lie!! This photo is doctored!

I must not reveal how, but I have seen the Nemo Project.

Your pet in a pole with a shark tail...... Come on you can do better than that!!??

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:25 pm

I am not the one trying to put this fraud Nemo project as legit. I reveal it for the sham that it is. How much "better" do I have to be?

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:20 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Will they accept our gracious invitation?
Yes we all accept your invitation. It sounds like great fun!
But first we have to make sure it's not just a big trap.

Reaction from Chairman Suarez after attending"The Conference
of States Beginning With Letter "V".Isle de Inhaca,Mozambique.

"The Oslo Gang should show proper respect for the
word of The Provisional Miltary Council.As the host
for this historical gathering we will take our responsibility
for strict neutrality as a sacred trust.This is why we are
attempting to engage the fist of the people,the stalwart and
vigilant Kastapo for security details.As of now we have
not heard officially from the Dear Heir-Apparent and
peoples firebrand,Comrade Roosevelt,on whether they
will serve the people in this task but we are confident they will
fulfill their Internationalist duties.Thus the Norwegian entity,
the so called Camp Herring,should fear nothing but doom itself."

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:42 pm

zorro sings wrote:"The Oslo Gang should show proper respect for the
word of The Provisional Miltary Council.As the host
for this historical gathering we will take our responsibility
for strict neutrality as a sacred trust.This is why we are
attempting to engage the fist of the people,the stalwart and
vigilant Kastapo for security details.As of now we have
not heard officially from the Dear Heir-Apparent and
peoples firebrand,Comrade Roosevelt,on whether they
will serve the people in this task but we are confident they will
fulfill their Internationalist duties.Thus the Norwegian entity,
the so called Camp Herring,should fear nothing but doom itself."

- INTER DOOM MEMO -

FROM: ROOSEVELT, MAJ/STÜRMBAHNFÜHRER
KASTAPO HQ, ROMMEL ANNEX
BLACK ROCK CITY

TO: ZORRO SINGS/VERBOTEN LORD HIGH COUNSEL

RE: FINAL SOLUTION
SEKURITY DETAIL, OSLO "PROBLEM"

PER OUR MEETING AT THE LAKE EARLIER TODAY, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT KASTAPO AGENTS STAND READY AND AT YOUR DISPOSAL FOR CERTAIN SPECIAL "DUTIES" AS REQUIRED.

NOTE HOWEVER, THE TENDENCY FOR OUR ORGANIZATION TO INSINUATE ITSELF INTO ANY OPENING OUR TENTACLES MAY REACH. ACCEPTING THE POSSIBILITY OF FUTURE "INFLUENCE" SHOULD YOU STILL WISH OUR ASSISTANCE, WE SHALL PROVIDE SAME.

- STOP -
MAJOR ROOSEVELT

Cool Wire · Post by **Cool Wire** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:27 pm

The Kastapo is a paper tiger. Every week we see posts about what glorious things they plan to do for the Kernul yet they never seem to produce any results! Perhaps the Kernul needs to investigate his secret forces and see if they are truly loyal! Such an investigation may reveal double agents in the ranks, propaganda meisters who are living off the Kernul's glory while contributing nothing towards future KA glory....other than meaningless posts and ideas that go nowhere.

Cool Wire

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:42 pm

Cool Wire wrote:blah...blah...Perhaps the Kernul needs to investigate his secret forces and see if they are truly loyal...blah...blah

Isn't your suggestion (koming from our hated enemy) a little like the Soviet Union suggesting the US president investigate the CIA for turncoats? Or Burger King suggesting to McDonald's CEO that he double check that secret sauce....

There is no way our beloved Kernul would take up such a suggestion and I am absolutely certain he will NOT drop by the Kastapo HQ with his minions and auditors and check into any of our slush funds, orgies or other legitimate aktivities on behalf of the State of Doom.

The Kernuls Auditori

Minister of State · Post by **Minister of State** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:14 pm

In loyal service to his Despotic Excellency the Kernul, Sturmbahnfuhrer Roosevelt wrote:
In their typical herringishly bizarre way, Cool Wire wrote:blah... blah... Perhaps the Kernul needs to investigate his secret forces and see if they are truly loyal...etc., etc., yawn, z-z-z-z...
Isn't your suggestion a little like the US president investigating Burger King to double check McDonald's CEO's secret sauce....

There is no need for our beloved Kernul to drop by the Kastapo HQ with or without his minions and auditors and check into any of our legitimate and otherwise aktivities on behalf of the State of Doom.

The Kernuls Auditori

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Interrogation, Insurgency, and Informationising - Intra-Departmental Inspections Buerau - Office of the Night Watch - Rat Squad Unit #16(x)\12(iii)-

711th FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTICE OF RESPONSE:

Despised enemy of Apokiliptika, Loyal Apokiliptikans, Neutral Observers, and Adventurers of Means:

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED:

Our hyper-loyal Rat Squad forces keep under strict and covert investigation ALL branches of Apokiliptik government, at all times, without advance warning, and all personnel therein, to ascertain true and undying loyalty to our beloved despotik Dictator Killbuck I and to furtherment of noble and underlying purpose to bring doom to the masses and to annhiliate bad art via immolation. (Ergo Standard Slogan #3(h), "Burn Bad Art"). The Kernul (doom unto his subjects and enemies allike) needs not, nor does not, "dirty his gloves" doing menial internal inspections, interrogations, and assasinations of those disloyal to him, leaving such pleasures unto us.

Double agents, spies, sabouteurs, and untalented artists claiming false loyalty unto our glorious uprising are summarily dealt with thereupon.

The forces of Korps KAStaPo are at the present time (The time now is Thu 09 Mar 2006 01:52:02 hrs(z)) completely and unerringly loyal subjects to the cause of Doom. Rest assured, should that change, we will be the first to know. And you will not.

In the meantime, we rest assured from our experiences that forces of the Herring Camp, while attempting to undertake similar measures, do not do so to a level of intensity as that of the Superior Apokiliptik Forces, and as such we realize we have nothing to fear. Nor do our agent(s) in clandestine service.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, despot for life -

INSPECTOR #12c, Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF THE NIGHT WATCH
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA

THE HOLY FIREBALL OF THE BLESSED BLAST
WHICH CONSUMES ALL OF THE ENEMIES
OF OUR TOTAL APOKILIPTIK SPLENDOR
WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY SOON...
AND YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED.

BE GRATEFUL.

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU

ePlaya-RESPONSIORIAL FORM RP-003-N2-4FFT-G2-2119.
KA - We bring good things to doom.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:21 pm

Couldn't have said it better myself! Well, I could, but I'm trying modesty... just a wee bit

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:52 pm

Comment on recent communications and posts
from His Excellency Omar Suarez en route to
"Summit of States" Singgigi Beach,Lombok.

The recent diatribe by the so called"cool wire"against
The Kastapo only reinforces the breathtaking and inherent
errors of"Wireism",a movement that is fated to land
in the trash can of history.To believe that The Kastapo,
a patriotic and heroic servant of the workers and
exploited peoples everywhere,is a"paper tiger",is to believe
palm trees grow in Bergen.
Nevertheless Verboten continues it's planning for the historic
summit on Aug.31st.We are overjoyed to hear from
the Dear Heir -Apparant,Sturmbahnfuherer and
peoples firebrand Comrade Col.Roosevelt that
they will assist us in security details.Please
communicate further your ideas of dealing with spys,traitors,
sabateurs,wreckers and agents of"Wireism".

In the peoples service.... Omar Suarez

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:09 pm

Honors to Omar!

A little something has been left in your luggage- a gift! Be careful, the lead lining only lasts so long.

Cool Wire · Post by **Cool Wire** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:22 pm

After looking at those heavily worded denials by the Kastapo sycophants it's obvious the claims hit home.

And admit it, many of you hate the Kernul and how he controls every aspect of your lives. He's only one man, rise up from your sycophantic state of mind, overthrow the Kernul and take over the Apokiliptika empire for yourself! You know you want to so do it!

Viva la revolucion!! Seize the power!! Regime change is at hand! Act quickly and take what can be yours!

Cool Wire

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:29 pm

""""And admit it, many of you hate the Kernul and how he controls every aspect of your lives. He's only one man, rise up from your sycophantic state of mind, overthrow the Kernul and take over the Apokiliptika empire for yourself! You know you want to so do it!"""

Ohhhhh, REALLY now- the psycho babble of fish mongers. Ya know, all that fish oil is making your brain slippery. But, I admire your pluck- and you'll be granted an EXTRA doom dome session as a sign of my respect.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:04 pm

Cool Wire wrote:After looking at those heavily worded denials by the Kastapo sycophants it's obvious the claims hit home.

And admit it, many of you hate the Kernul and how he controls every aspect of your lives. He's only one man, rise up from your sycophantic state of mind, overthrow the Kernul and take over the Apokiliptika empire for yourself! You know you want to so do it!

Viva la revolucion!! Seize the power!! Regime change is at hand! Act quickly and take what can be yours!

Cool Wire

Official Word from OmarSuarezStadt:

Verboten strongly condemns the words of the criminal
and counter-revoloutionary instigator,the so called"cool wire."
An independent state,Verboten freely chooses to follow
the eternal and correct Killbuck Line.Only by doing so
will one find its way to a workers paradise.To suggest
that anyone would harbor leadership designs is to
once again fail to understand the omnipotent organs of
our fraternal and peace loving neighbor.Thanks
to the Kastapo and The Minister of State,those
lackeys and running dogs of
imperialism were dealt with before even they
themselves knew they were so inclined.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:16 pm

They say- it's the journey- right? Wudda ya say we provide a special journey for them?

Taqiyyah · Post by **Taqiyyah** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:52 pm

Bah, the UA has an answer to that potential house of horrors for the Oslo group.

This image was taken prior to delivery of our 747-SP from Boeing. Thanks to the assistance of some friendly Israelis this aircraft also sports the latest in anti-missile technology. It also happens to sport our UA standard Quad Pumped Megawatt class laser technology. In other words don't even think about trying something stupid or the only question left to ask is: Crispy, Extra Crispy, or Charcoal when the lasers get fired.

Also Boeing has installed highly modified landing gear that will allow for an on-playa landing with little fuss. And the turbofans have been modified to resist corrosive playa dust along with any radioactivity from all that pesky KA fallout. This picture was taken prior to the aircraft's delivery to the paint shop and does not reflect the current painted livery of the aircraft in service.

Rumor has it that a new Airbus A380-XX has been ordered for UA use but you'll need to ask higher up to confirm that.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:02 pm

but... I thought you WERE the higher up?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:29 am

.
(rapid footfalls, huffing and puffing. Our Hero bursts into the room.)

Our Hero:
Am I too late? I heard someone was looking for the Secret Double Agent?

(Our Hero looks around and... his facial expression changes rapidly -- downward.)

Our Hero:
Ooops. Never mind. Nothing. Carry on. I'm...

(strolls casually out of the room while whistling a few strains from The Third Man.)

Minister of State · Post by **Minister of State** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:38 am

From his Presidential Palace in the holy city of OmarSuarezStadt, His Excellency, the benevolent President a' Vie Omar Suarez wrote:
Official Word from OmarSuarezStadt:
Verboten strongly condemns the words of the criminal and counter-revoloutionary instigator,the so called"cool wire." An independent state,Verboten freely chooses to follow the eternal and correct Killbuck Line.Only by doing so will one find its way to a workers paradise.To suggest that anyone would harbor leadership designs is to once again fail to understand the omnipotent organs of our fraternal and peace loving neighbor.Thanks to the Kastapo and The Minister of State,those lackeys and running dogs of imperialism were dealt with before even they themselves knew they were so inclined

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Alliances, Antagonizations, and Altruistic Aims - Common Borders and Aims Bureau - Office of Treaties and Lauds – Diplomatic communiqué unit 224b2a3

1009th FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF COMMINIQUE:

Honoured and Exalted Servant of the Populace, President a’ Vie Omar Suarez the Benevolent, at the Presidential Palace, OmarSuarezStadt, Peoples Free Republic of Verboten

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY GREETED:

IN gracious gratitude of the peoples and of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika (and occupied territories), we, Diplomat #32 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #224b2a3, in the words and feelings true and otherwise of members of the command staff thereof, do hereby extend our hand of solidarity and friendship toward our common goals to the people and command bureaus of your grand and glorious free nation, in utmost and heartfelt thanks of your unselfish act of granting the use of your sovereign territory for the purpose of the upcoming summit between the leadership and personnel of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika and the members, as yet unannounced, of __HERRING_CAMP______, and for promoting the true and right thoughts of our fearless despotic dictator Killbuck I. It is not without saying that thanks to your unceasing and tireless efforts of ___PEACEFUL_NEGOTIATIONS____ that the peoples in all enlightened territories shall applaud and praise the victorious and brilliant forethought and wonderful consideration of Empirical Dictator Killbuck I, President a’ Vie Omar Suarez, and ______THE LACKEYS AND STRAW BOSSES OF HERING CAMP AND VARIOUS ASSOCIATED WIRES YET UNNAMED____________ for the upcoming and momentous occasion furthering the occasion and promotion of ultimate doom. PBR shall flow in the streets, people shall be dancing from their taps, and this day shall surely live in infamy.

We, Diplomat #32 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #224b2a3, do also sing praises and give thanks for your continued support and allowance of our noble and dedicated KAStaPo and Interrogatrix personnel to do our common bidding of providing the ultimate in pure socialist Discipline and Order, and we are assured that, with the truth and wisdom issued from the various People’s organs of state of the People’s Free Republic of Verboten, a sense of enforced calm and peace SHALL pervade any and all festivities therein.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, Fist of Doom, Despot for Life, and Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the order of the Black Rock, first degree -

Diplomat #32, Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF TREATIES AND LAUDS
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA

STORMTROOPERS ARE COMING
INTERROGATIONS SHALL BEGIN
TORTURE IS BLISSFUL PARADISE
FOR THE CONDEMNED TOTALITY.

SHARE THE DOOM TODAY.

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU

FORM T&L-01-V2-X3A/6N (Vbtn01)
Previous editions to be burned. Then eaten. Twice.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:30 pm

What... no Order of Glorious Whimsy, with Silly Braids and Oak Leaf Baubles???

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:39 pm

Cool Wire wrote:...blah...blah...blah...and admit it, many of you hate the Kernul and how he controls every aspect of your lives. He's only one man...blah...blah...blah

Only one man? Nay, my friend, HE IS A GOD!!! He is the light that glows on the horizon after a nearby thermonuclear blast....he is the glow on your skin when the sun goes down.....he is that unexplainable cough in your lungs after the fallout....on your knees knave and worship at the feet of he who brings doom to our beloved Apokiliptik family!

Yes dear Wire....many worship the Kernul

zorro sings wrote:....heir-apparent....

Not quite....perhaps Error-Apparent....I am quite satisfied running my little slice of the kingdom Omar....praise be to your name!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:04 pm

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:08 pm

Minister of State wrote:
From his Presidential Palace in the holy city of OmarSuarezStadt, His Excellency, the benevolent President a' Vie Omar Suarez wrote:

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Alliances, Antagonizations, and Altruistic Aims - Common Borders and Aims Bureau - Office of Treaties and Lauds – Diplomatic communiqué unit 224b2a3

1009th FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF COMMINIQUE:

Honoured and Exalted Servant of the Populace, President a’ Vie Omar Suarez the Benevolent, at the Presidential Palace, OmarSuarezStadt, Peoples Free Republic of Verboten

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY GREETED:

IN gracious gratitude of the peoples and of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika (and occupied territories), we, Diplomat #32 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #224b2a3, in the words and feelings true and otherwise of members of the command staff thereof, do hereby extend our hand of solidarity and friendship toward our common goals to the people and command bureaus of your grand and glorious free nation, in utmost and heartfelt thanks of your unselfish act of granting the use of your sovereign territory for the purpose of the upcoming summit between the leadership and personnel of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika and the members, as yet unannounced, of __HERRING_CAMP______, and for promoting the true and right thoughts of our fearless despotic dictator Killbuck I. It is not without saying that thanks to your unceasing and tireless efforts of ___PEACEFUL_NEGOTIATIONS____ that the peoples in all enlightened territories shall applaud and praise the victorious and brilliant forethought and wonderful consideration of Empirical Dictator Killbuck I, President a’ Vie Omar Suarez, and ______THE LACKEYS AND STRAW BOSSES OF HERING CAMP AND VARIOUS ASSOCIATED WIRES YET UNNAMED____________ for the upcoming and momentous occasion furthering the occasion and promotion of ultimate doom. PBR shall flow in the streets, people shall be dancing from their taps, and this day shall surely live in infamy.

We, Diplomat #32 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #224b2a3, do also sing praises and give thanks for your continued support and allowance of our noble and dedicated KAStaPo and Interrogatrix personnel to do our common bidding of providing the ultimate in pure socialist Discipline and Order, and we are assured that, with the truth and wisdom issued from the various People’s organs of state of the People’s Free Republic of Verboten, a sense of enforced calm and peace SHALL pervade any and all festivities therein.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, Fist of Doom, Despot for Life, and Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the order of the Black Rock, first degree -

Previous editions to be burned. Then eaten. Twice.[/size]

Unanimous Statement from The Provisional Military Council
Meeting in Special Session in Agadir ,Morocco.

Dear Comrades of Apololiptika.
Never has the future looked brighter for our
progressive and revolutionary forces.The intrigues
and plots fosterd by those that oppose the natural
and historical course of events,such as the so
called Camp Herring, have been dealt many
blows lately.We have exposed and refuted the pathetic
offerings of "Wireism". Fair minded peoples throughout
the world are gathering together to discuss and criticize
the meandering and puzzling creeds of "Wireism"
In contrast the sacred and inviolate Killbuck Line has moved
workers,soldiers and peasants to demonstrate loudly for
its correct and complete incorporation in camps
throughout the playa.Our main task now is not to become
dizzy with success as the peoples work does not cease.

Personal and Fraternal greetings from the Chairman
of the Provisional Military Council and President a'Vie
His Excellency Omar Suarez.
Words do not express our deepest pride and humility
upon receiving the special recognition bestowed upon
our grateful and adoring populace by The Minister
of State.Her/His Excellency Diplomat #32 of Diplomatic
communiqué unit #224b2a3 has burnished her/his revolutionary credentials in burning vats of molten steel.
We are most grateful for her/his ceaseless service
to the people and to the Central Core of The Central Committee.