Camp Herring

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:41 pm

I have no dream about being famous, I just do what I like to do and not necessary what I think I do best.
But hey, I have many talents that you still have not seen,
enough to keeping my potential fans warm for a whole week I think.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:48 pm

As have we... talents of which you have no idea... glimpses of which you have barely tasted... Many before you have come and declared, but to only succumb to forces of ours. Naked women? Is but scratch in dust compared to our evil designs...

Remember what we say, for others can truly attest...

You are fucking doomed.

Annhiliatingly yours,
Б. Б. Суз

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:22 pm

Komrade BB speaks truth...

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:31 pm

Some things don't need enhancement.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:10 pm

Sorry, but *that* is flat disgusting.

bb

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:28 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Sorry, but *that* is flat disgusting. bb

Hmm… Something is obviously different where you live.
I thought that would be a great thing to get more of.
Do you shrink your breasts over there or what???

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:59 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Sorry, but *that* is flat disgusting. bb
Hmm… Something is obviously different where you live.
I thought that would be a great thing to get more of.
Do you shrink your breasts over there or what???

Do we... do... what? Why trade RPG for cork gun? Silly victim...

As to bust enhancing - we have weapons of which likes you haven't even begun to fear... some enhanced, some need no enhancing. Some beyond enhancement.

And, dear Komrade enemy - "Dark Mark" was not just in silly Harry Potter movie... heh heh heh...

You are to be proving how doomed you really are. Very nice. Thanks of you. to kmomply so soon. Interrogation will be *verrrrry* enjoyable.

Terroristically yours,
Б. Б. Суз

PS - We expected of no less than for of you to have "enhanced scent underwear". Will be even more "enhanced" subsequent to interrogation.

Б. Б.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:51 pm

OK, that does it. I'm coming to BBSue's defense. I can assure you she certainly DOES NOT shrink her breasts. Absolutely not. No way. I swear to God. I mean it, buster. No chance. Not on your life. Uh huh. Nope. Never. Nada.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:26 pm

And as a general defense, let me say I can highly recommend the Breast Smothering Clinics offered by the Academy.

After awhile, you develop the breath holding capacity of a pearl diver.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:06 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:And as a general defense, let me say I can highly recommend the Breast Smothering Clinics offered by the Academy.

After awhile, you develop the breath holding capacity of a pearl diver.

And even then... you're fucking doomed... For we are trained not only to get "it" out of you, but to keep you on that bitter edge until last minute.. and leave you 're spent, shrivelled bod begging to be terminated.

Of course, this is a service provided free of charge to those who are good. And withheld indeterminately until we say yu're ready.

Apokiliptika - where the phrase "busting your balls" isn't just a phrase...

Б. Б. Суз

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:31 pm

BB Dahlink, perhaps they know too much already. But then, if their humiliating defeat is not yet abundantly evident....

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:50 am

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:57 am

What a great picture!
You sure can do magic Kernul Killbuck.
But it’s also a scary picture.
Good thing that we have the HTTT to escape with, leaving you with the big question:
When the hell are they?????

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:48 pm

Yes, a bit scarey. The expressions on the faces of the Herring.... a tear jerker. PPPPPppppppp!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:41 am

Fear....is now packaged in new megasized tins with retro style labels for your indulgence! (The new tins can handle those 6 ft long herring the Kernul posted a picture of earlier) Make sure and pick some up today.

(Caution, due to recent military activity these Norwegian herrings may have higher than normal levels of background radiation. Radiation levels may vary wildly. Consider the fish irradiated for your protection!)

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:32 am

As stated by our underwater fjord squadron of the west in an APO-post, we must now warn the general public.
Fellow Herrings & Norwegians, protectors of low and order, peace and prosperity, now is the time to WIDELY spread the knowledge about the evil forces of Kernul K & Komerades.
Warning posters will be distributed to our capital information campaign officers no later than the end of this weekend.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:12 am

Kernul Kuddle Killbuck,
with his hat aslant,
is genuinly harmless.
Fear nothing dear fishlings.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:41 am

LiveWire wrote:...protectors of low....

I cannot tell you how reassured I am that finally a group has decided to protect "the low"...all this talk about the high, but never the low. Praise the gods in their infinite wisdom who caused this noble experiment, known as Camp Herring to some, to take up the yoke of opposition to the oppression of low everywhere. It would bring a tear to my eyes (except all emotion was drained during last years Apokiliptik....entrance examination)

Keep up the low work. You are not alone.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:45 am

It's not the Kernul you have to fear. That organization is VAST and offers it's enemies many threats. Dismiss them at your own risk.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:21 am

Jaja, ve protekt te lov and order.

Kernuls subject are not to be dismissed, ååhh nööö - said nothing about that. We just fear not.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:11 am

HTTT reveals the story.

Ve brink tem up att urli age...

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:19 am

The Camp Herring Science Group has done it again!!!
They are now finishing a prototype of the new Auto Censoring Goggles.
Now we are able to see the target to dress with Herring gut.
The nude girl in camp problem is finally solved.

Boooy do we have to guard those goggles hard!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:33 am

Ahja guud, do you have a output specimen for our spectators non-pleasure?

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:45 am

It’s not assembled yet, but some screenshots from the camera view will be posted soon.
We have tested it reading erotic magazines and it works steady even when you shake your head.
With the AC goggles you should be safe from switching into love mode.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:25 pm

EL Wire wrote:
With the AC goggles you should be safe from switching in to love mode.

The picture of a beautiful nude girl would then look something like this:

or

So we have no fear!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:12 pm

If you're going to post stuff like that, here's something for ya. A blast from the eplaya's past, the pipa toad!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:20 pm

Here is a screenshoot of what you see when wearing the Auto Censoring Goggles.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:30 pm

Another victory for our science team:

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:38 am

Here I am with LiveWire behind the camera.

Camp Herring

HOPE AND FEAR THE FUTURE!!!!