Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri May 19, 2006 9:08 pm

We interrupt this program to bring you this

SPECIAL REPORT:

Winner of the 2006 Illuminaughty Lottery has been announced!!!!

Winner: Zulegoona

Prize: All expense paid trip to Burning Man 2006, including airfare, charter flight to BRC and all his camp and survival needs for the burn.

We of APOKILIPTIKA saulte and congratulate our 2005 campmate ZULE in this great and oh so deserving honor.

Additionally, we thank all the many burners around the nation who helped make this gawd awfly wonderful thing happen to such a deserving soul.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:03 am

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:20 am

Aha! B. B. Sue: perhaps you are thinking of a TUMBRIL -- a wooden
farm cart used to carry the condemned to the guillotine during the
French revolution! (As in Dickens' Tale of Two Cities.) Wonder
which Apokiliptikans will suffer a similar fate when the Herring
Huggers storm KA?
(Drawing stolen on internet)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:26 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:27 am

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat May 20, 2006 1:56 pm

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 20, 2006 2:31 pm

Rock... I'm affraid it's even worse than that.....

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun May 21, 2006 12:16 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 21, 2006 12:29 pm

WAY too good!!!
It's damn good thing I did not post the "full length" version- I fear what would have been done with that.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:06 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:25 pm

Laughing out loud, boys, LOL.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:54 pm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:55 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:WAY too good!!!
It's damn good thing I did not post the "full length" version- I fear what would have been done with that.

Kernul, having served with you with your medals pinned to your skin, I am not sure the term "full length" is completely akkurate....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:24 am

Wise guy!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:59 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:08 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:56 pm

Damn, kids. He's on a roll. We could spin off a new theme camp and call it Camp Camp.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:32 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

"Dominates Pizza".....we're not worthy. Very bully!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:32 am

99 Days 'till your doom. Why not catch up on some reading?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri May 26, 2006 10:17 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:35 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:47 am

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun May 28, 2006 1:00 am

It just keeps getting better and better in here!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun May 28, 2006 1:21 am

HAF Aircraft successful in attempted self doom.

Apokaluftwaffe Propoganda Service

Is with great sadness to hear of annhiliation of 1/2 of Herring Air Force in Aerocide practice maneuvers earlier yesterday.

According to confidential leaked reports and DoomStar Satellite photographic evidence concocted earlier, aircraft was part of Secret Norweigan Artificial Intelligence Project using brain cloned from Heriring. During secret maneuvers over unnamed Northern European country, AI unit in aircraft realized that was painted in traditional Apokiliptik colours of red and green, decided it was doomed anyway, and went into self-annihilation mode.

Is not picture of crashed Herring Flyer but artists conceptual mock-up of crash scene, and mock up of artist's conceptual inspection of subsequent crash. Photo not courtesy DoomStar-Tass Images.

We heard other 1/2 of HAF attempted similar annihilation maneuver but was unsuccessful. Wish them best of luck in future attempts.

For future reference to esteemed enemy, thought for the day - Fish cannot to fly. Also that you are doomed.

DoomStar Automated News Reporter #23H04/x-2n3I-01

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:01 am

Further investigation has determined that the remaining Camp Herring Aerocide Fleet was destroyed during a test when the Kamikazee DNA that made up the AI brain components became so fixated on self destruction, that they immediately attacked one another.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:25 am

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:22 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:15 pm

AH!!!! You beat me to it! But well done I must say!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:20 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

That has to be where Iso gets her hair done.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:48 am