Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 am

my most recent tradgedy.
I was at Walgreen's yesterday and didn't buy the swedish fish.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:my most recent tradgedy.
I was at Walgreen's yesterday and didn't buy the swedish fish.

Please seek professional help.

What's the current exchange rate for counterfeit gifting credits to kronur?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:04 am

Kounterfit money....an Apokiliptika Specialty!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:02 am

Hey, big spender.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:08 pm

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 pm

Nice work Z!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:14 pm

ZULE!!!!!

I want large formats of those!!!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:18 pm

Maybe tomorrow, Kernul,.. It was an abandon project I dug out and quickly finished up,.. I’ll also check into the other Apokiliptikan military payment certificates in that series .

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:31 am

That's it.

NOW we're doomed.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:42 am

Fellow Doomians

Let's not forget that some of us refuse to karry large amounts of Kernul Kash and rely on the good kredit facilities of Apokiliptika's banks and the MasterRace Kard....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:50 am

I want sheets of those. Wonder how hard it would be to run cards? This is too Kewl. Will try to sneak off with the office currency cutter. Looks like a cookie cutter, but more current. Works well on fingers as well. We shall flood the market with these notes, exchanging them for the worthless money of the masses, and so bring a new peace and prosperity to the Playa through fiscal anarchy and dominence of the Apokiliptik way of life. And with the ability to shrink people into never-ending debt with the MasterRace cards, a new era of doom shall arise over the Playa... and beyond!

For it was written in the Book of Doom, last chapter, last verse...

Praise to Killbuck, and to our placer Abdullah, and to the Doomed Apokiliptikans near and far. And to the Man, and his Larryness who conceived of him in his mind, and to the ancients, who drained the most blessed expanse of beauty, Lake, Lahontan, transforming it to a total alkali wasteland so that we, the loyal subjects of his Eminence, can smite unto the Herringites and revel until and beyond the edge of dawn...

And to the doomed masses of BRC, that they may be subjugated unto the true and proper Apokiliptik way until the end of it all until next year, which shall verily be better than this one, as this one was beter than the last, ad nauseum without end...

(See what happens when I get going on a tangent? Scary!!!)

bb

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:37 am

I just wanted to read it again fucking doom delight maybe best paragraph of the year!

BBsue wrote:For it was written in the Book of Doom, last chapter, last verse...

Praise to Killbuck, and to our placer Abdullah, and to the Doomed Apokiliptikans near and far. And to the Man, and his Larryness who conceived of him in his mind, and to the ancients, who drained the most blessed expanse of beauty, Lake, Lahontan, transforming it to a total alkali wasteland so that we, the loyal subjects of his Eminence, can smite unto the Herringites and revel until and beyond the edge of dawn...

And to the doomed masses of BRC, that they may be subjugated unto the true and proper Apokiliptik way until the end of it all until next year, which shall verily be better than this one, as this one was beter than the last, ad nauseum without end...

Is there a Smiting protocol handbook?

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:23 pm

The Smiting literature is all on back order for right now,
but please accept this complimentary colouring book in the
meantime....

spoteditor · Post by **spoteditor** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:32 pm

So where are you guys anyway. I can't seem to find your camp on the placement list.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:38 pm

look for the mushroom cloud over the playa

the cloud of doom

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:56 pm

spoteditor wrote:So where are you guys anyway. I can't seem to find your camp on the placement list.

That's bekause they spelled our name inkorrectly. They kall us Camp Apokiliptika instead of Kamp Apokiliptika.

Spell zat again Günter?!?!?!

3:00 and Anxious...

Some people just kan't spell korrectly.

Danke schön! Stürbmbahnfuhrer Roosevelt

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:18 pm

Well we can guess why they were distracted...

...Fantasy

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:45 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:46 pm

Tank Girl thanks you!!

and now for something completely different:

[/img]http://www.apokiliptika.com/C950200.jpg

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:48 pm

hmmmm... let's try that again....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:50 pm

Ok, that'll do for now

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:41 pm

Duck and Cover! Remastered for Norwegian Herring Eaters:

http://www.funny-games.biz/animations/5 ... cover.html

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:52 am

Kernul Kilbuck...pm awaits...stop....need info.....stop...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:42 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:hmmmm... let's try that again....

Kernul, don't try posting at home...let a professional doom it for you...

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:04 am

The stewardesses in Air Apokiliptika will make you have a comfortable flight to your DOOM

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:33 am

...and in your comfort, rest easy....Air Apokiliptika knows why you fly....

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:17 pm

... Yepp, and this port-a-pottie will make you feel like HOME!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:21 pm

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Herr Kernul! I didn't know you had been in the movies!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:14 am

THIS IS NOT A SPOOF... WARNING... DON'T BACKTRACE FW's PICTURE.
Read below for info.

Fire Wire wrote:... Yepp, and this port-a-pottie will make you feel like HOME!
(Contaminated link placed here)

Hey guys...

I know the war is fun and all, but...

Your "funny picture" link links to a site just tried to dump a series of worms and trojans on my work computer (9 total). This isn't fun. In fact it's pretty fucking serious.

Had my virus protection not caught it, it WOULD have cost me my job of 19 years. As it is I now have to explain to my boss why the fuck IT is gonna be all over my ass on Monday about improper use of company equipment, etc.

Also... I'm suspecting Fire's PC (and anyone who popped that site) are infected. You may want to backcheck your system. My co. uses McAfee which picked it off, just so you know...

Again, this isn't a spoof. While I'm not beyond disinformation normally, this is a serious threat, not only to you but anyone (else) dumb enough to follow the failed picture link to the worm site.

S

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:19 am

Thanks for that BBS.

Running scan now.

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Duck and Cover!

Herr Movie star!