Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:33 pm

It was once said, that EL Wire, through the haze of jamming the Glorious comrades of the Apokiiliptika Signak Corps Jammer Squad inflicted, wrote:
...as I don't think it would be safe to go and see them in person for a handful of good reasons I guess....

No, no, no... is VERY safe for you come alone, darlink... Veee PREFER it that way... less verk for the interrogators. So please to come all by yourself...

(heh heh heh...)

We are waiting... operatives are standing by...

Б. Б. Суэ

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:55 pm

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:22 pm

This is my first vainglorious attempt to re-assimilate... Since returning from the Playa in September I have been run ragged ever since. In the last 2.5 months, have spent 6 weeks in hotel rooms... Ugh...

The Juggernaut has undergone extensive interior modifications and exterior modifications are in planning stages. It will be a daytime and hopefully night-time registered art car this year... I think..

Apart from being on the brink of exhaustion and mental collapse - things are well here....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:06 am

It’s Good to have you back Iconoclast and congratulations!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:14 am

the_iconoclast wrote:...have spent 6 weeks in hotel rooms...

You may have some 'splainin' to do....on first blush, sounds fun...

Major R.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:35 am

Go to http://www.forbanna.com and look for Kamp Apokiliptika on the left side.
Klick it and have a fight with other Norwegians if you dare!

=Reply

=Post new.
Then click "Neste" and the next page you Click "Godkjend"
And off you go!

Remember! Forbanna.com is PissedOff.com in english.
The forum is open so that you don't need to register.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:53 am

EL, that whole website is in fucking Swahili or whatever they speak in "Land-o-Penguins". Hurumph.

Good times at the 2005 Oslo Herring Festival

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:12 am

Have a look at the http://www.forbanna.com forum now!
Things are happening!

Me and Barb Wire made that forum Major Roosevelt.
But you are to afraid to use it.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:20 am

EL Wire wrote:Have a look at the http://www.forbanna.com forum now!
Things are happening!

Me and Barb Wire made that forum Major Roosevelt.
But you are to afraid to use it.

I'm terrified! I have never had to kommunikate with herring eaters on their own turf (or in your case tundra). But I will try my best!

Bully!!!! Major Theodore Roosevelt, Commanding Officer Apokiliptika Marine Corps

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:55 am

Wow, I see you are having fun on my www.forbanna.com site Major Roosevelt.
As you can tell I have 10 times more traffic than ePlaya, and you still think that my site sucks? hmmm..
If you look around my site you'll see all the dates in yellow are today's posts, and the blue ones are yesterday's posts.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:17 am

Official Proclamation From The Head of the Provisional Military Council and President For Life,His Excellency,Omar Suarez.
As a neighboring and fraternal state Club Verboten views the hegemonistic designs of Norway as a direct threat to our own sacred soil and to peace loving camps everywhere.Let there be no doubt that the running dogs from Oslo will find no refuge across our borders.We stand shoulder to shoulder with the Central Committe and all the toilers of Kamp Apokiliptika.The vanguard and brilliant sun of progressive forces everywhere.
In this regard,Club Verboten,in hopes of again demonstrating our loyalty and solidarity to the cause, hearby ban any playing of the bourgois"rock band" Ah-Ha within our territory.
In the name of the people: Omar Suarez

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:07 pm

A lot of words there zorro sings, I'll try to compress it a bit for you:
No Norwegians in Kamp Apokiliptika!
But the big question then would be, where are you going to store Norwegian prisoners when we are forbidden in your camp?

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:38 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:49 pm

EL Wire wrote: But the big question then would be, where are you going to store Norwegian prisoners when we are forbidden in your camp?

Meat Locker.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:52 pm

This memo is coming from Richard Teezer aide to His Excellency,Omar Suarez.Mr Suarez is currently serving the people by leading the PMC trade mission to The Maldives.
"To the rouge state of Norway:Any further questions concerning our relations with the Norwegian entity in any regard must be taken up with our comrades at Kamp Apokoliptika.They call the shots.We are but a satellite in faithful and trusting orbit."

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:14 pm

Oh good gawd, now even Santa Claus is part of Apokiliptika? Is anything safe? What's next, they'll grab the Easter bunny and capture the tooth fairy too?

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 pm

zorro sings wrote:Any further questions concerning our relations with the Norwegian entity in any regard must be taken up with our comrades at Kamp Apokoliptika.

Hold your horses! I do not think Kernul Killbuck is going to like reading this,
you are not mentioning him with a single word!
Are you forgetting that he always has the last say?
Isn't he your dictator after all?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:24 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Oh good gawd, now even Santa Claus is part of Apokiliptika? Is anything safe? What's next, they'll grab the Easter bunny and capture the tooth fairy too?

I await with dread the leprechan posters we'll be seeing in March...

eta: and the Woodsy Owl Moop posters and the Smokey the Playa Fire Bear posters and the Energy Hog posters and the Apokaliptika "Gott Milch?" campaign.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 pm

OFFICIAL LINE:The People and the Kernal are one.However Verboten will always maintain her independence under the banner of The Provisional Military Council and the enlightned leadership of brother Suarez.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:45 pm

zorro sings wrote:OFFICIAL LINE:The People and the Kernal are one.

Hmm... I though the people where many and the Kernul where one.
Sounds like chaos to me.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:59 pm

To Mr.El Wire,Your request for further information on the diplomatic status of Verboten has been referred to our Tourism Commission.There you will be able to learn further information concerning visa formalities and current travel restrictions for citizens of unrecognized states.Please remember however that when traveling the death of one Norwegian is a tragedy,4 or 5 a statistic.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:45 pm

Somewhere in the fog of cold and musty huts, lit by walrus fat lamps, while chewing on some fresh baby seal, EL Wire wrote:
But the big question then would be, where are you going to store Norwegian prisoners when we are forbidden in your camp?

Is no problem... Ash compresses well, stores easy, can be made into bricks, used as fertilizer, mixed with parrifin and urine to make paint for top of tarps... Many many uses...

So don't worry about where they will be stored... trust it will be in a warm, warm place.

вспомните, вы обреките…
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ

________

"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it."

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:41 pm

There is no Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny is a myth. The tooth fairy was your parents.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:43 pm

Oh, I thought the rhetorical bayonet barbing of Congress was something... ah, you all do me such honor and pride with the acromonious diatribe. You know, in kaos is order.

ZS- yes, full atonomy has been granted to said sat. state Verboten- but hell, if you can get me onea them Sadam H. Hawaiian shirts... it's full indepenence baby!

Oh, and No. 1: get ready, I got the software today!!!! Ready to build the cyber portal of 06 doom in a matter of days... well, after the turkey consumption fest anyway... but champin at the bit big time! You provided much inspiration as yet unrealized.

Elwire- the fiords will be red with the blood of a million sardines... "my sword, draw me not without reason- sheath me not without honor!" To the King of Norway!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:44 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Somewhere in the fog of cold and musty huts, lit by walrus fat lamps, while chewing on some fresh baby seal, EL Wire wrote: But the big question then would be, where are you going to store Norwegian prisoners when we are forbidden in your camp?
Is no problem... Ash compresses well, stores easy, can be made into bricks, used as fertilizer, mixed with parrifin and urine to make paint for top of tarps... Many many uses...

So don't worry about where they will be stored... trust it will be in a warm, warm place. Б. Б. Суз

Б. Б. Суз - Don't forget lamp shades!! Oooh...I'm feeling warm already.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:11 pm

Guess it’s up to me against the whole world again… Haha!!! me now SuperMan!!!

I'll be taking a brake from ePlaya for a while now.
Think of me as a ticking bomb growing bigger and bigger every day until you find that you miss me and disarm it.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:31 am

EL Wire wrote:Guess it’s up to me against the whole world again… Haha!!! me now SuperMan!!!

I'll be taking a break from ePlaya for a while now.
Think of me as a ticking bomb growing bigger and bigger every day until you find that you miss me and disarm it.

Awww... don't go... we were having such FUN!! The only problem with victory is you end up missing the fight.

We'll be here... waiting... and watching... honing our technique... until we catch the scent of Herring once again.

Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ!

________

The best plan is the one made when the battle is over.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:53 am

Don't forget that El Wire has me as his right hand, and mr. Fix It all along. Together we are Thunder!! By the way in 2006 BM we'll bring the heavy water to your camp, trust me that will knock Kernul Killbuck and Major R. of his feet with a smile on his face. We'll find a way to get the heavywater trough the custums. The delivery will be in Oslo in february next year.

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Fire Wire

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:40 am

I love the smell of napalm in the morning....it smells like....viktory!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:01 am

[that's Norway attacking America for the geographically-challenged]