Camp Herring

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:00 am

Headline in today's Washington Post:

Herring Wins Loudoun Senate Seat

They're here and they're taking over! I smell fish.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:06 am

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:11 pm

The Counter Police Hit Squad is investigating this

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:25 pm

But, who is keeping score?

After all,

It is not so important how many people LOOK at your tits,

It's what they do after they've seen them that really counts.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:28 pm

jUsT wHaT iS tHaT sTaTeMeNt sUpPoSeD tO mEaN?

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:06 am

It is not so important how many people LOOK at your tits,
It's what they do after they've seen them that really counts

jUsT wHaT iS tHaT sTaTeMeNt sUpPoSeD tO mEaN?

Sounds like "Squeeze my tits". Well, thank you for the offer, but we have a battle to take care of. First things first.
We'll all do the old fashion Norwegian BabyBoom when the war is won. (Remember to fill out the BabyBoom FreeTicket and post it)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:52 am

Apokaliptika better watch out:

Herring invasion has begun.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:47 am

The She-wolf Cryptofish wrote:

Herring invasion has begun.

Cryptofish, I'm astonished to see you participate in a campaign of disinformation. If your sources for the above photo were reliable you'd know that testing of the BF-3M Apokotector(TM) - also known as the 'chumatron' - was developed for our heroic intel forces for identification and seizure of HMDs.

As you can see by the attached photo our technology has far exceeded our expectaions.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:48 pm

Don't worry wires, our ranger will cool down the heat, (or may be not!!) between us and KA.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:32 pm

(Does anyone else find it a little sad that Iso has to resort to a Chum-o-tron in order to find friends?)

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:33 pm

All those who drinking heavily, raise your hand in the spirit of Burning Man!!!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:35 pm

Fire Wire wrote:
All those who drinking heavily, raise your hand in the spirit of Burning Man!!!

(hicuup!)

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:05 pm

Does anyone else find it a little sad that Iso has to resort to a Chum-o-tron in order to find friends?

No technology should be out of the question when trying to rid the world of herrings of mass destruction.

The spineless International Herring Weapon Tribunal is nothing more than a boot licking lapdog of the Dark Landians so we elected to take a pro-active stance to insure that not one Homeland child will ever see or suffer the silver atmospheric flash of a HMD weapon.

Sad? Perhaps. But effective.

Quite effective.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:04 pm

...that sounds like a Rumsfeld rant....you are not related by chance???

(not supporting the fishmongers, mind you, just asking...)

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:34 pm

i wOnDeR wHy tHe nUmBeR oF vIeWs oR tHe hIt cOuNt iS sO hIgH oN tHiS aNd tHe aPoKiLiPtIkA tHrEaDS? iT sEeMs aS tHoUgH tHeY cLiMeD vErY hIgH vErY qUiCkLy.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:48 pm

You could probably to say something is to seems... fishy... about it...

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uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:51 pm

i tHiNk iT sOuNdS mOrE LiKe a cUbE LiKe cOnTaInEr FiLLeD wItH sToNeS hAd sOmEtHiNg tO dO wItH iT.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:59 pm

Is possible, however is also known is not the only one on only side of Steel Curtain that is to be doing this silly manipulation game of... um... numbers...

In end, matters not. Views are essentially worthless as stock in fishing boat. Replies show actual viability of thread.

In end, it's what's anchored to Playa that counts. All else is, to quote, dust in wind. Including ePlaya...

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uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:01 pm

iT sEeMs kInD oF JuVeNiLe tO mE.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:28 pm

Also, more about the "post vs. view", it comes down to mathmatics:
The top three Theme Camp topics ( as of right this minute):
Name----------Replies----------Views----------%(How many views before a reply)
Kamp Apokiliptika..........790..........50466..........63.88%
A Project For the..............14..........2128..........152%
Camp Herring..........288..........50193..........174.28%
So, if you see, views without posting is not where it's at. (The less the percentage of view-to-post, the better)
This is just an observation, and is for entertainment purposes only.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:36 pm

Sorry, off topic (and not to sound dumb): uBeRpLaYa, do you type like that, or is that a font? Just curious...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:13 am

CLARKcon wrote:Also, more about the "post vs. view", it comes down to mathmatics:
The top three Theme Camp topics ( as of right this minute):
Name----------Replies----------Views----------%(How many views before a reply)
Kamp Apokiliptika..........790..........50466..........63.88%
A Project For the..............14..........2128..........152%
Camp Herring..........288..........50193..........174.28%
So, if you see, views without posting is not where it's at. (The less the percentage of view-to-post, the better)
This is just an observation, and is for entertainment purposes only.

No, is good point, and valid as well for most part. Not even for just here.

View counts are meaningless. If any have meaning, is reply count which even that is silly. But has now been proven, "view" counts not worth powder to blow them up.

For example - the 50K hit wars between both KA and CH - When all have watched counts stack in 1000's over course of hour, first one side, then in a few hours, other side to play catch up. and crashing servers (for everyone) to do silly me-me-me game is supposd to make... what? What makes is embarassment. To BOTH camps.

Will give final thoughts, then shut up for night - Instead of playing silly "view count" game, why not put time into making respective Kamps excel on Playa, and prepare for gehenna of all battles? Unless you plan kamp which is nothing more than ePlaya high hit count ninny, and doesn't even deserve to be on outer fringe road on REAL playa where it counts....

Am to shut up now. Consider this challenge to BOTH kamps to stop playing worthless, embarassing game and instead put effort into making real Kamps. If you dare...

Б. Б.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:17 am

i tHiNk iT iS uP tO tHe tWo iNdIvIdUaLs wHo dId tHiS tO aDmIt tHeIr tRaNsGrEsSiOnS.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:43 am

Ah, if it were only that easy.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:33 pm

I would gladly surrender to a Apokaliptika Goddess when I arrived in BRC 2005 looking for my theme camp (AEZ) a couple of FemiFacist really stunning gorgeous beautiful women from Apokaliptika accosted me as I drove by before I was even out of my truck I was ready to do their bidding then and there God I fell into Playa lust in less than five minutes alas I did not get a proper spanking just a sweet hug and kiss from the Blondie goddess but she set the tone for the whole week....So keep the damm fish --> but I do love that fishy taste.....
Thank you Beautiful women from Apokaliptikca you gifted me by your existence Please Please attack me again this year that is my kinda domination or was it Shock and Awe?

Free my Herring

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:57 pm

Just wait- we are aranging for an ALL APOKILIPTIKA Greeters Station Shift.

Show your papers?

Ve don't need no steenking papers!! Ring the bell!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:21 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Just wait- we are aranging for an ALL APOKILIPTIKA Greeters Station Shift.

Show your papers?

Ve don't need no steenking papers!! Ring the bell!!

So...I take it the Norwegians are dominating the recruiting efforts which forces this act of desperation?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:27 pm

We have intel that swarms of fish fanatics, overcome with visions of playa piety and no-naked women-notions (zelots!) may attempt to breach the defences.

We are doing this for your own good you know.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:45 pm

Moop found in foul smelling rubble on Playa Nov 2006

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:03 am

Get 3 DOOM's and the whole thing explodes!

Camp Herring

No Herring 4 me / Goddess of Apokaliptika take me