COFFEE CAMP

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:26 am

Now I know we are going, the tickets are finally in my hand, after 5 1/2 weeks.

See you all on the Playa snorting dust and trying to wash it out with espresso

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:21 am

Personally, I don't care if you drink coffee, espresso, Rockstar, absinthe or AMFO, just as long as you WAKE THE FUCK UP! Too many people sleeping away on the playa. Shit, you wait 51 weeks for this and now you're sleeping?!? "Oh, I'm so tired, I did 3 hits of e, 12 beer bongs and danced all night. Oh it's too hot to be up anyway, boo hoo, I just want to sleep." HELL NO! Wake the fuck up. You can sleep back you get back to SF or Reno or wherever.

So, good going CC and ED, you're doing a real community-arousing service here, making my job easier. Rock on.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:26 am

naked espresso 8 shots Please....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:45 am

8 shots coming up 4 Mozy

A couple 4 bangers for BC too

Rock out with your BC out

Next in line pleeze

No, u CAINT HAVE SOY MILK FOO-FOO !!

naked is the only way

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:10 pm

Word Espresso. Hit me up with about 4 shots to get me started, I'll fly through the afternoon, and another 4 + 1 to get going again at night. I'll just drink coffee as a chaser

CLARK whips up a COFFEE CAMP Especial for BigC, and a Irish w/Bailey's Latte for the bartender Mozy.
ABSOLUTLY THEORHETICAL/SEMI-SERIOUS QUESTION:
Me and my buddy Dale (COFFEE CAMP Manager) were talking about the idea of making a jungle juice out of Smirnoff or Bacardi (beers, not hard A), a lttle bit of Red Bull, and then adding the magical ingredient of a little NyQuil to it for some 'zing'. The Red Bull would pump you up, the Quil would slow you down to make a funny feeling. Now, mind you, my common sense says that this is an incredibly stupid/disgusting idea. But my curiosity says "Huh..............................." Feedback please: Please start your comment with either "YEAH!" or "NEAH!".

Whipped topping...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:25 pm

I put on the jewelled turban of clarity and see much puking in your future. Prepare, prepare, neah!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:21 pm

CC sounds like a coffee speedball - heroin and cocaine

Ok talk about ur krazy koffee check this out:

try some of this instead:

World's rarest coffee,

It's been eaten once, been thru a luwak (jungle cat) beans collected and roasted......

never had any, costs more than primo weed and doesn't go as far!

read more here:
http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/kopiluwak.html

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:25 pm

Damn ED, I watched that Kopi Luwak .gif for about 5 minutes, and the longer I watched, the better the idea of the taste would be. (Oh, I'm the bad one

) Well, that coffee would be the bomb. In fact, I might do my homework and see about trying to get some. Even though on the site they say they don't make it anymore, I bet some one has some for novelty purposes. You better believe that I would take that out to the playa to share (and of course, I would mention to folks where it came from!)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:55 pm

The "Swedish-style" pot, painted with decorative hearts and flowers, holds 40,000 gallons, on top of a 90-ft. tower, pot is 35-ft. high, 20-ft. wide, spout is 10-ft. high, 6-ft. deep, the handle is 15-ft. high. If you really care.
In 2000, a 96-ft. tall coffee cup water tower was erected to complement the coffee pot. Its capacity dwarfs the old pot, holding 150,000 gallons of water ready for percolation. It won the 2000 "Tank of the Year" award from the Steel Plate Manufacturer's Association!
Be excited...be VERY excited...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:47 pm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:28 pm

nice uniform Clark. Seems a little over-dressed for the playa though.

Something a little more comfortable is suggested.

"I don't care how many percolators you bring for gifting, Jane and I hate percolator coffee, so you're are not getting this ivory"

Explore The Magical World of Coffee at Espresso Camp or Coffee Camp or at Coff-it-up

Scene from: Graveyard of the Percolators, Universal, 1937
(l. to. r.: Lex Barker, Maureen O'Sullivan, Joseph P. Lash, DeWitt Dagstahl)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:26 am

ED, I LOVE that picture. I'm going to have to watch that movie for some homework. Yeah, the full Battle Dress Uniform might get a little toasty, but I have been looking into a Load bearing vest (vest with a grip of pockets) to be able to hold more(and places to lose more stuff as Zule said

) creamer's, sugar, and coff supplies. So whether we group together, or make point positions, it's all good for the beautiful citizens of BRC.

(Whispers to Espresso: It might even be better if we marked hour positions -3:00/Espresso Camp, 6:00/Coff-It-Up, 9:00/COFFEE CAMP. That way, instead of fending off the attack by circling our wagons, we can FLANK them and push them into the middle so we can execute our Master Caff Directive: Hosing the people down with a percolated fire truck, pumping 500 Gallons Per Minute (GPM) for a 2 1/2 in. attack hose, or over 1000 GPM with a 4 in. nozzle. I say "Open Up!" )

COFFEE CAMP

TICKETS !! TICKETS

holy shit CC what is that crap ur spouting