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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:47 pm

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LiveWire wrote:Alright Major, I get your point. And I think you got mine, but you would not admit it(?) That's OK. You have to hold the facade. You guys are really good at being KA. Salute to you.
We at KA definitely got your point. And if you are dropping the white flag and picking up the stylus (sword) yet again, we look forward to krushing your spirits further.

....and regardless of whether you ever surrender, we do expect you to drop by the Kantina for an Apokiliptika Martini (Pabst Blue Ribbon in the can!!).....
We will even to throw in stuffed olive for your Apokiliptini...

(Major - Have you to seen my cyanide-laced pimentos anywhere?)

I am to admit... the KA faction put up good fight. Like Herring on the hook. Of course, like said fish, doom was sealed when first bite was taken... but are noble enemy. For Herring, that is...

I am to salute their efforts, and look forward to their rapid assimilation... A toast is in order. As hospitible hostess, first to allow me to put second olive in Apokiliptini...

Б. Б...

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:21 pm

In news from the Uncanny Alliance's daily recon report....

Coming just one day after Western Union announced the end of "telegraph" service in North America, Kamp Apokiliptika has been forced to upgrade their communications and control systems. Our secret spooks have brought back pictures from the heart of their headquarters, showing their new, not-so-state of the art upgrade!

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:21 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:In news from the Uncanny Alliance's daily recon report....

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Your recon faulty. Picture is actually KAStaPo Interrogatrixes tapping into telephone conversations between unsuspecting citizens of BRC. Microphone devices on headsets are direct kommunikation link to dispatch agents to locations to bring in those who are found to be in violation of decrees of Killbuck 1, Apokiliptik regulation, ordinance, code, or law, or for any other reason we feel like to bring them in, to "process" them for any other information they may have...

Is for of good of state. There are precedents.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:25 pm

Beg to pardon... must to break character for a second...
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WOAH!!!!

I thought the email (and the picture) a komrade-in-arms sent me was a farce... but until I saw the numbers on log in, I'm just f***ing blown away. Yow!!! (And thank you to you, our loyal WTF listeners...)

This is either (a) a huge show of support, or (b) some outlandishly fiendish Herringite trick. Either way, I am just totaly amazed.. Especially tonight, with the big Disco thing going on...

Oh, that link? Here ist is. Like these numbers even better...

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F***ing awesome.

Back to character... NOW. (Someone will to be interrogated severely for this...)

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Post by Elliot » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:12 pm

(Hi Sue.)

You on the bridge. Look down.

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You guys are in soooooo much trouble. :wink:

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:41 pm

Sorry to burst bubble...

Is NOT surprise - was part of devious Apokiliptik Genetic Modification Plan from Apokiliptika Labs... unfortunate that media found out about project and broke story. Why you think they were in residence under bridge of yours truly, under watchful protection of Rommel West Skytower and secured by Eastern Pacific Defensive Wall?

Further reasons not to worry -

Phase 1 was to cross Herring with Pihrana. Great success - wait until unsuspecting norweigan herring attempt to mate to Apokiliptikan Super-Herring. Can you say Fish Meal?

Phase 2 - development of anti-venom to protect LOYAL Apokiliptikans from herring poisoning complete, all LOYAL Apokiliptikans will be protected. You ARE loyal... aren't you????

Phase 3 also completed - development of nuclear-powered and equipped... sorry, rest of description classified.

Phase 4,5,6, &7 - cannot state. Still highly classified.

Have nice day. Remain loyal. Or suffer...

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Post by Elliot » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:09 pm

Well, that does it.

Løyntnant! Fire up the KatzenjammerGøtterdammerungKettenCrawlerRad!

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:24 pm

Yes, yes, everything is going akkording to the Kernul's evil plan. He has forseen all of these events and has planned akkordingly.

Long live the Kernul and the doom that is the Apokalypse komrades!!


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He has forseen these events. Heil Kernul, our Leader and the Planner of Evil Things!
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Post by Elliot » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:43 pm

Apropos to our discussion about the limits of good taste. (See, I do have a sense of humor.)
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:51 pm

Meanwhile....the Apokiliptika Doomstar is truly living up to it's name.

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It's fucking doomed! Down it goes!

While the ill-fated Doomstar was coming apart in pieces during a spectacular reentry the UA has launched another ASAT system as a purely defensive measure. While others toy with oven mitts and let their orbiting platforms splash down into the Pacific we're making sure our satellites are well protected.

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So what's with the space stuff? Whomever controls space can control the air, whomever controls the airspace can certainly project power on the ground. And with space secured our manufacturing sector can start cranking out other defensive necessities.....

By the way the UA had nothing to do with the mysterious deorbiting of the Doomstar. Hey we tried to warn them!
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Post by Killbuck » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:05 pm

Yes, sort of disconcerting. Self policing is the best option.

Far be it for me to attempt to limit anyone's freedom of expression- one must judge themselves and think.

Failing that, a nasty gram PM is always an option!
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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:13 pm

yEs, a vErY nAsTy pM wOuLd bE iN oRdEr

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Post by Barb Wire » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:16 pm

Isotopia wrote:But Jesus fucking Christ. Posting a picture of a dead child? Me? Are you fucking kidding?

Would you like me to send you the no shit *National Geographic I got that photo from? I'll risk temporarily derailing the humor train here when I suggest to you Barb that you just might wanna take a fucking chill pill. Your mewing call for a moderator is, in my mind, equally - if not more offensive - as your misinterpretation of the photo I posted above. Really, fuck you.

*From an article on the Ukraine in which the photo in question shows doctors cooling down a child on ice for a fever and the bag being a crude oxygen tent. - if memory serves me correctly.
Well, Isotopia...

When I read what you wrote on that picture, it really made me fell sick, and I wouldn't take a second glance at that picture. If it really was organ removal on that picture, I certainly wouldn't look closer at it. Like I said, it made me feel sick. Had you written somthing else, it probably wouldn't have been so disgusting. Sorry about calling for the Moderator, but I really believed there was organ removal on that picture.
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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:19 pm

i aM bEgInNiNg tO sEe sOmE vErY tAsTeLeSs pIcTuReS aNd aCtIoNs iN tHe LaSt LiTtLe wHiLe

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Scandal blooms in Herring camp

Post by BoxaRox » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:21 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/20 ... htm?csp=34

Perhaps some cast-iron cookware is having a converstion somewhere.

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:24 pm

sOmEhOw yOuR jUsT nOt fUnNy.

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Post by Killbuck » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:25 pm

Geez- see what happens? I go away for a few hours to participate with Controlled Burn fire troupe (using Miniman) along with Jellyfish.... at Nevada Museum of Art...great night- have acouple beers with burners at the Green Room... yep. all cool-

and I come back here and all hell breaks loose! I go away for a few hours- it takes DAYS to go through all the dang posts.

As I noted earlier- just self police- think a bit before you click. I for one don't want anyone getting pissed off- especially me. I hate when that happens.


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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:27 pm

pErHaPs iT iS tImE fOr cUbIc sToNe cOnTaInEr tO SeLf rEfLeCt tOo

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Post by Barb Wire » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:24 am

Well, Apokiliptikans.....

Do YOU know where Norway is?

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:44 am

Yes... was reason Sweden was Neutral between Norway and Finland in WW2. Did not want to be next Poland to north.

SO, lets see... other than Tromso and points east, is Northwest of Copenhagen. AND... not counting the Faroes, is east of the Shetland Islands. West of Sweden.

And it borders Russia - relatively close to port of Murmansk. (Near Hammarfest if memory serves correctly.)

No, have NO idea where Norway is. Except that as I remember Oslo is due westish from Turku, Finland by something about 750 km. Might be reason I would know that. Or not.

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Post by robotland » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:48 am

I am proud to report that the highlight of the "Only in America: BURNING MAN" program was our Handsome Despot himself, explaining the role of the Apocalypse while punctuating his words by beeping Charlie LeDuff's nose. Killbuck Uber Alles!
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:51 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Geez- see what happens? I go away for a few hours...it takes DAYS to go through all the dang posts. As I noted earlier- just self police- think a bit before you click. Remember, it IS supposed to be fun...

Kernul, it was your absence of Leadership that kaused this thread to drift into darkness. Only your uplifting graphics (such as the man being tortured, wedged between stripper tits) are capable of freeing our souls and building us up properly!

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Please don't wander far again Our Leader!

Barb Wire wrote:Well, Apokiliptikans.....Do YOU know where Norway is?

BW-no offense but nobody gives a rats ass where Norway is. Those of us with an edukation pretty much realize you go to Germany, walk a few hundred miles north and dig DOWN into the snow. But if it makes you feel any better we don't care where the Seychelles are....we don't care where Tuvalu, Liechtenstein or Shitsylvania are either!!

Elliot wrote:Apropos to our discussion about the limits of good taste. (See, I do have a sense of humor.)
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Elliot - funny you mention DVR....be sure to record THE LEARNING CHANNEL tonight. Its about a guy who infiltrates Burning Man 2005...you might even see Apokiliptika (if your lucky). I wonder if that guy is Kinetic IV?!?
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Post by Killbuck » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:43 am

It's early in the morning- 4:45 am. A quiet time, after getting a couple hours of sleep.

If you all will bear with me for a bit, I have had some time to reflect.

There are two things I cherish about the BM experience- the community and the art.

In regards to that community, my best memories are from those terrific people who joined our camp and became nothing short of family, as well as the countless people who I have met- strangers but for a few moments.

The art of the event has not only been impressive, but has compelled me to strive to return to my life as an artist full time- a life I set aside some 25 years ago. In the experience of the event, these two things for me- community and art- are like time and space... linked together.

Camp APOKILIPTIKA has been for me, and I know for the others who have helped create it- the same blend. There is of course, virtually no seriousness about it-- in that our theme context and content is meant to be satire. To me, it's a way of poking fun at the more absurd aspects of our human condition in a thematic context. Sometimes, satire is an important survival tool for civilization- allowing us to use humor to deal with absurdity.

I feel compelled to come to the defense of the premise and satire of our camp, and admit that I cannot resolve the question of where the line of free expression should be drawn. It's sort of summed up in my motto-
"Is That Art?" I suppose we must always decide for ourselves. So, here's my take on it. We should, all of us, have and defend the right to express ourselves with the knowledge that although we might be able to do so, we live with whatever consequences that entails-- but others must live with it too. I might say- "Gee, I CAN throw this turd into the party's punchbowl" but SHOULD I? For me, it's much like the art I produce. I see it as far too easy for an artist to do something to shock people... to get a viseral reaction. But far harder to get people to think-- it's a far greater challenge in my view. Satire has the subtle qualities that mix something provocative enough without hitting the viewer's face with it. You have to let the intent be implied enough that people actually spend a moment thinking.

Risking the possibility that certain very enjoyable aspects of this thread may have it's persona diminished-- I'll say that the tongue in cheek and fun satire of the APOKILIPTIKA- Herring diatribe has been much fun- and has been a manifestation of that sort of community-art mix that I so much enjoy. For that reason, I am disturbed that the mix has seemingly been disturbed.

I'll not get angry about it, but mearely suggest.

Some guiding principles of BM are community, art, radical self expression and radical self reliance. The first two I have interpreted. As for radical self expression-- that is built on the principle that one's expression should not interfere with the experience of others. Radical self reliance is built upon the principle that we are all ultimately responsible for ourselves- not just in the survival side, but in ourselves personally. We may well have that turd-- thare may well be that punchbowl-- and we COULD throw it in... but should we?

I could care less about the hit count thing- but I do care about our collective community-- I care about all of you, and our ability to be fun, free and responsible for our actions. I care about freedom of expression, and the ability to apply it. In the greater scheme of things, threads like this are insignificant to the world at large-- but it becomes important to us. It's our puchbowl. There's no protective cover on it, and we know that it's vulnerable all of the time. In the end, we must rely upon our concern for what makes our community work, and trust it, even if we see it's failings.

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Post by Barb Wire » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:32 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:
Barb Wire wrote:Well, Apokiliptikans.....Do YOU know where Norway is?

BW-no offense but nobody gives a rats ass where Norway is. Those of us with an edukation pretty much realize you go to Germany, walk a few hundred miles north and dig DOWN into the snow. But if it makes you feel any better we don't care where the Seychelles are....we don't care where Tuvalu, Liechtenstein or Shitsylvania are either!!
Well, Major. That's the problem with America. They don't give a rats ass about where any country is outside the US, except when they want to invade that country. Even then, it's only the military who probably know where it is. No offense!
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Our Leader speaks wisely!

Post by Elliot » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:05 am

Well spoken, Herr Oberst!

Or, actually, I should say Well spoken Mr. Norman, as we are out of character for a moment.

I am new to posting here, but I think I have grasped the concept. And I offer this thought to perhaps help clarify -- or help people find -- the line of good taste.

It's all about context. What we are doing here is just like radio theater of days gone by. The radio theater actor would say "It is starting to rain" and he would crinkle a piece of paper into the microphone. The listener would hear rain on the roof. If that sound of paper being wrinkled had appeared in a different context, it would have sounded like paper being crumpled.

Same with the photo of a child packed in ice. We have been informed that the photo actually shows noble people providing medical help to a sick child under primitive conditions. In this context there is nothing wrong with the photo. But the photo was presented to us in a different context. The photo was presented to us as depicting the callous murder of a child. Thus, as with the sound of paper being crumpled, what we percieved is what we saw.

Does that help?

Thank you, Mr. Norman for all your efforts. Having "experienced" the Nazi occupation of Norway thru the eyes and vivid storytelling of my father (to clarify, I was born in Oslo in 1951), I am quite aware of the hazards that lurk among humans, and I appreciate satire as a valuable tool towards enlightenment.

Context. Thank you.

Now back to the Show! :twisted:

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:09 am

Barb Wire wrote:
Major Roosevelt wrote:
Barb Wire wrote:Well, Apokiliptikans.....Do YOU know where Norway is?
BW-no offense but nobody gives a rats ass where Norway is. Those of us with an edukation pretty much realize you go to Germany, walk a few hundred miles north and dig DOWN into the snow. But if it makes you feel any better we don't care where the Seychelles are....we don't care where Tuvalu, Liechtenstein or Shitsylvania are either!!
Well, Major. That's the problem with America. They don't give a rats ass about where any country is outside the US, except when they want to invade that country. Even then, it's only the military who probably know where it is. No offense!
Finally, you've got us!! In a parody of Ronald Reagan a comedy show here in America called Saturday Night Live had a Reagan-look-alike announce the invasion of Grenada (which 99.9% of all Americans had never even heard of before much less knew where it was). Since the invasion "went so well" he announced that we would invade some other countries but by popular vote. An 800 number was posted so you could vote on which country to invade. The only caveat from the President was "but pick a little country so we know we can win!"

That said, the Norwegians MUST be happy about SOME of our invasions? Oder du bist Deutsch!!! Ja??

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Here's an invasion even Norwegians would have to applaud!!
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Re: Our Leader speaks wisely!

Post by Major Roosevelt » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:13 am

Elliot wrote:...I was born in Oslo in 1951...
SHIT!!! Not another Norwegian.....oh man!

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Post by Elliot » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:10 am

Yes, Major -- another Norwegian! In fact, there are more of us in the U.S. than there are in Norway. The reason for this migration should be clear when you see this photo of me, taken by my father at our dinner table in Oslo:

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This, Major, presents you with an opportunity: There are millions of us Norrbaggare (derogatory Swedish expression) who DO NOT LIKE HERRING! If this isn't a recruiting opportunity for The Apokilipse, I don't know what a sild is (or something like that).

(hums his infernal song of treachery)

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Post by Kinetic IV » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:37 am

It goes without saying that anyone accepting new recruits into their organization should be on the lookout for spooks and double agents.
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Post by BoxaRox » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:07 am

Killbuck for president!

for emphasis, please re-read previous sentence.

....<igg, just got a call from a certain unlisted numer. Never mind about what I said here, folks. didn't mean it, really!>

Um,

Killbuck for president!!

Oh, and, if you didnt' know, the ballooning hit-counts have a completely logical explanation. E-playa is actually hosted on machines retired from Ohio after the '02 election.

Killbuck for president!!

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