Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:11 am

As I left Kastapo HQ today from a meeting regarding the "Norwegian Question" and possible "solutions" I was struck by the beauty of our new HQ building (which is really an annex to the Rommel Tower) and the recent work to emblazon the roundel into the marble.

This day had partikular signficance since a group of sycophants attempting to re-enter my good graces posted Herrings onto the historic Spanish Pikes which adorn the playa clay outside of the building.

Enjoy!
ps-some of you will soon be "visiting" with us at our "invitation"...the Interrogation Squad is moving into the basement.


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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by Elliot » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:12 am

Kinetic IV: What... You cannot mean little old... Moo-ahh??? But I am loyal only to YOU and the Glorious Kinetic Uncanny Alliance! :wink:

(This is gonna get confusin', isn't it!)

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Post by Kinetic IV » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:42 am

The Glorious Kinetic Uncanny Alliance? Not quite. The Uncanny Alliance as of three days ago truly became an alliance and while I have been given free reign to do as I need to, I am actually working under someone else's flag. In all seriousness, the name actually has something to it now. But those details will come out in time.

I've got a couple of other things I'm working on and some promotions to do so I'll leave you to become one of the Kernul's many sycophants. There have been some new applicants that passed careful consideration and thorough interrogation that I hope can join me online. The KA folks aren't the only ones who know how to interrogate!
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Post by Isotopia » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:42 am

E-playa is actually hosted on machines retired from Ohio after the '02 election.
Yet another reason to laugh at this 'democracy' thing that our enemies continue to flout. A true and noble leader such as our Glorious Kernul needs no decision or choice of leadership from the proletariat masses. The fact that the Kernul himself has chosen us to lead forward to unparalleled and righteous sovereignty over the world should suffice - should sate - any hunger that the occasional selfish lout exhibiting individualistic cravings for 'freedom' or 'choice might entertain.'

Death to those parasites that would feed on the collective body politic of our glorious homeland.

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Post by Elliot » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:18 pm

Very good, Kinetic IV. I wish you well in your secret and sneaky endeavors.

I shall then infiltrate Kamp Apokiliptika and earn their trust -- until the next turn of my coat.


(Furtive footsteps are heard as a shadowy figure skips and hops between the trees. He reaches the fence. There he starts timing the sweeps of the search lights with a stop watch, then quickly calculates how often the beams all converge on the clearing. Waiting patiently, he anticipates the next maximum illumination. As the moment approaches, our hero covers his eyes. The kliegs all converge like wolves on a deer; then just as suddenly leave the clearing in utter darkness. (Maybe I should enter that Bad Writing Contest ?)
At the instant the clearing goes dark, our hero (still, yes) leaps from his hiding place, scales the fence, and runs across the clearing to the side wall of the barracks. There he quickly reverses his shirt, revealing an iron-on Kamp Apokiliptika emblem. He straightens himself into a brash pose of confidence and bravado, then saunters onto the Kamp’s central plaza and approaches a guard.

“Say, you’ve been here a while, haven’t you?”

“Sure. Last year too. But I haven’t seen you before.”

“I just transferred in. Can’t find my way around yet. Could you give me a tour?”

“You’re not a spy, are you? Or Norwegian?”

“Moi? No way, Francois.”

“Good. Let me show you all the Apokiliptical secret things, like the big safe and stuff.”)


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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:31 pm

Elliot wrote:
“Moi? No way, Francois.”

“Good. Let me show you all the Apokiliptical secret things, like the big safe and stuff.”)
But... of COURSE, darlink... follow me this vay into Doom Dome, vhere ve haff ze zeeeekrets. Have a zeet, vile I get zem vor you. Vuud you like a PBR?? Heeere, zit right down, make yourzelf Comfy... That's right...

(bb reaches aroung back of electric chair, model M1a1, flips switch, and automatic locking steel bands wrap around viktims wrists and ankles...)

NOW... vw vill show you ze *real* zeekrets of Apokiliptika...

(Group of scantily clad amazon womwn come in, all holding various devices of torture...)

Now is time to start... your re-education. First lession - you WILL tell all, and admit your shame.

How did ve know? Ach... "Francois"... you were *not* here last year. otherwise you would have chosen different name.

It is to be inevitable, your doom...

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Post by Elliot » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:43 pm

"Moi?... ...Francois."

We great poets are never understood by the common people.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:03 pm

zit right down, make yourzelf Comfy... That's right...
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Post by Peacekeeper » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:33 am

Mozy bonz wrote:
zit right down, make yourzelf Comfy... That's right...
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a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

heh heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

goodness...

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Post by LiveWire » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:36 pm

Free smokes for KA:

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:27 pm

The Andy Warhol of Norway!!!
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by EL Wire » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:10 pm

Andy Warhol my ass, this is not picled art at all!
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:27 pm

EL-"picled"? What does that mean in English?
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by EL Wire » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:55 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:EL-"picled"? What does that mean in English?
After 3 bottles of wine last night, I'm not really sure Major Roosevelt.
And this early morning I still not sure...
I just have more important things to figure out right now,
How Hwo Who brought me home, and more.... aaahh my head need to rest.
For now, just think of the word "Picled" as art/bad art.
Or you drink 3 bottles of wine and find out your self.

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EL Wire.
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Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:35 am

Oh, my. Oh dear. The Herringmonger pickled HIMSELF! (somebody was going to say it, so I figured....)

(secret double agent thinks to himself: "So... rather than sneak into KA in a fake uniform, only to be twarted by the bright-eyed BBSue, I should walk right into Camp Herring with a case of Lake County Ultra Premium Chardonnay, and I will soon have the run of the place."
Turns his coat once again and heads for the better tasting rooms around Kelseyville.)

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Post by LiveWire » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:26 pm

There is HOPE for you all!

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Post by Rockdad » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:06 pm

Love the new uniforms very nice... This shows a Apokilitika airborne ranger prior to practice jump into Camp Bobonit.
I will return her soon..well at least by late August we have been very busy down in the Camp Bobonit bunker
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:08 am

Is that an AK-47 or are you just happy to see me?!?!?

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For your eyes only

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Re: For your eyes only

Post by Major Roosevelt » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:04 am

Rockdad wrote:...a proposal....
Rockdad: Proposal received both at Apokiliptikan HQ (Kernul Killbuck) as well as a kopy forwarded here to Kastapo HQ. My kopy is being analyzed as I write this.

Only the Kernul may propose or approve of new enemies or allies. As he likes to say "this ain't no damn democracy". All praise to our glorious Leader that he may one day lead us to our true doom!

That said, I must point out an inaccuracy in your memo. Apokiliptika has been planning for the okkupation of Norway (and several counties in Arkansas) for quite some time. I do like the Ice Cube farm and believe it will be a good use of time for the likes of LiveWire, EL Wire, etc. as part of BB's "reedukation plan" for the Norwegians once they have been vankwished.

Yours in Destruktion and Mayhem, Major Roosevelt



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Post by EL Wire » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:53 am

Oh no, that is really really bad news for us!
What Camp Herring needs right now is good news from new allies.
Come on! What is it with you people? Camp Herring is fighting DOOM here!
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Post by LiveWire » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:23 pm

Relax, my Herring friend.
Rockdad wrote:
...a proposal....


Rockdad: Proposal received both at Apokiliptikan HQ (Kernul Killbuck) as well as a kopy forwarded here to Kastapo HQ. My kopy is being analyzed as I write this bla-bla-bla

Thank you for sharing this TOP SECRET document with enemys of Doom. Battle ships have been dispatched and is now ready for battle in the Black Sea (outside Norway's beautiful fjords).

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Note that the picture sent by your treacherous allie was taken in Arkansas, our neighbouring township.

Seems you have not taken in account the operational costs of the refrigerant storage tanks needed for the 31.415.927 mile transportation from Norway, Arkansas. Unprofitable project!
Major and Kernul should be prudent about the proposal.
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Post by Bob » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:51 pm

USS Herring, sunk June 1944 in the Kurile Islands via direct hit on the conning tower by a Japanese shore battery:

http://www.csp.navy.mil/ww2boats/herring.htm

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Post by EL Wire » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:53 pm

HTTT !!
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Post by Rockdad » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:04 pm

beautiful fjords?
beautiful fjords?
I understand that the Fjord Motor company went out of business when consumers got tired of wooden wheels and found the Herring oil lubrication system inadequate leading to self destruction of the .2 HP* motor

*HP = Herring Power
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Post by Bob » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:08 pm

Submarine USS Haddock, aka K-1.

A sister sub, K-5, was the first to navigate the Mississippi River, all the way to St Louis.

http://www.navsource.org/archives/08/08036.htm

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Norwegian boy does good

Post by Elliot » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:27 pm

1940 April 09: Utilizing his Mil.Org issue Herring Time Travel Thingie, Secret Double Agent sinks the Nazi Cruiser Blucher in the Drøbak Narrows, foiling its mission to capture King Haakon.

http://privat.bluezone.no/jan.arild.aas ... lucher.htm

http://www.german-navy.de/kriegsmarine/ ... tions.html

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Post by LiveWire » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:39 pm

- And in the end all Herrings sing the Herring Victory Song!


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