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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:18 am

Wow! Exiting story, great posters!
But I could not find my name anywhere in all this?
Why is that?

What if I ask Turbonegro if they would play in Kamp Apokiliptika, would that help?

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:33 am

EL Wire wrote:Wow! Exiting story, great posters!
But I could not find my name anywhere in all this?
Why is that?
Names are irrelevant - you will be issued a serial number at the end of the world, just like everyone else... (and the stories are just propaganda from the golden age, like back when men were free to burn on beaches) ...now get back in line! There are untold millions in front of you, waiting to be processed before you. You don't really want the gaurds to take notice, do you? Those bayonets look pretty sharp...

Besides, no matter where you are, or who are are with, we will all be doomed in the end!
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:47 am

Let's see. "Playarama" means they pipe magic dust into the movie theatre.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:52 am

All one needs to do is hook into the ventillation system... a trick we brought over from the old country... you cannot escape it's effects... and it is 99.9999999999993986% effective.

Rather like our interrogation techniques.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:56 am

(NOte to self: This is niether the time nor the place to say that my father was a refugee.)
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:01 am

EL Wire wrote:Wow! Exiting story, great posters!
But I could not find my name anywhere in all this?
Why is that?
....so EL Wire, you have read the strict, virtually arbitrary rules regarding Norwegian participation (e.g. no fish in the Kantina) and you STILL want to join up?.....
[these northern Euros sure can take a whipping]
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:03 am

What's the policy on Sammis and caribu?
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:36 am

Major Roosevelt wrote: ....so EL Wire, you have read the strict, virtually arbitrary rules regarding Norwegian participation (e.g. no fish in the Kantina) and you STILL want to join up?.....
[these northern Euros sure can take a whipping]
You see Major Roosevelt,
I did write an e-mail to Kernul Killbuck with a splendid surreptitious idea that will solve the vexation concerning fish in the kantina.
Since Kernul Killbuck is the dictator, he has to decide to tell you about it or not.
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:44 am

To all Eplayans:

We hope your doom comes AFTER the holidays.

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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:39 am

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:16 am

That is SUCH surpise. The UN picked a country OTHER than the United States as the best place to live.

Huh.

Gee, you'd think since the UN is IN the United States and most of the schmucks that work at the UN LIVE in the United States and the lion's share of the UN's budget is PAID by the United States they'd cut us some slack.

But....oh wait....aren't the French in the UN. Oh, gee, I think I understand now.....

Time to rev up the F-117's and see how our smart bombs are working these days.....


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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:20 pm

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:46 pm

Sorry...they weren't planning on landing...however they do intend to leave Kamp Apokiliptika kalling kards.....



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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:58 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Komrades!!!!....the Norwegians should never fear Apokiliptikan okkupation.
Are you out of your mind?
How about all that talk about Komrades and stuff?
And now you are sending smart bombs up our ass.
?????????????
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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:38 pm

I think I might need a Compact Key Chain Attachable Radiation Monitor & Alarm for 2006. And a book on 'Nuclear War Survival Skills.

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:58 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Major Roosevelt wrote:Komrades!!!!....the Norwegians should never fear Apokiliptikan okkupation.
Are you out of your mind?
How about all that talk about Komrades and stuff?
And now you are sending smart bombs up our ass.
?????????????
EL: That first bit was something we in America call "sarcasm"....did you notice the picture of Barney the Dinosaur, Heinrich Himmler and Reinhardt Heydrich? These 3 will be assigned to manage your country.

As for sending smart bombs "up your ass", I think it is clear we are sending them "down your throat"....and watch your language!
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:12 pm

So we are stupid but our bombs are smart? What an upside down world. I'm going back to the Bar where things are always right side up. When its all done, can I be in charge of the Jarlsberg?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:16 pm

Just remember, Napoleon was a Brandy, Bismark is a Herring and Hitler will end up a Cheese.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:17 pm

I figure Stalin is an Ice Cream. Or a Vodka. Or maybe a Nail Gun.
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:47 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:EL: That first bit was something we in America call "sarcasm"

OK, you asked for it! Let's start all over then!
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:05 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I figure Stalin is an Ice Cream. Or a Vodka. Or maybe a Nail Gun.
It was my truck on the way to BRC last year...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:23 pm

LOL. I hesitate to ask about Molotov.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:40 pm

Mmmm... is it really cocktail hour already? Should stop in at the bar someday!

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:48 pm

EL Wire wrote:OK, you asked for it! Let's start all over then!
I gotta admit you have some really kreative avatars!
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:51 pm

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Post by EL Wire » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:16 am

Eat Herring you ba.......#%@!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Killbuck » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:44 am

Ah, it's nice to see all you kids palyaing so well together. Gives a shamelessly self promoting despot that warm and cozy feeling.

Now, remember to pick up all your things when play circle is done.


(Elwire- got your pm and idea- have some interesting thoughts on that and others have a similar idea too. I'll pm back soon... )
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Post by EL Wire » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:59 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:(Elwire- got your pm and idea- have some interesting thoughts on that and others have a similar idea too. I'll pm back soon... )

Sorry Kernul Killbuck, I finaly found my name on your list.

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:56 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:(Elwire- got your pm and idea- have some interesting thoughts on that and others have a similar idea too. I'll pm back soon... )
Kernul-beg pardon sir, but please do not tell me you are seriously konsidering allowing Norwegians to come through the wire.

Finns maybe....Swedes definitely (especially their women)....but Norwegians....have you lost your despotik mind?

Sincerely Yours, Major Theodore Roosevelt, Commanding Officer, Eastern Front Troops and Apokiliptika Marine Corps.


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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:25 am

Norwegian catch the herring game!

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