Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:06 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Will
Are you telling me that the Teletubbies are Apokaliptikans?

Things are becoming clearer...

Dunno... Could make an interesting picture though...
We'll see.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:16 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:
[....maybe EL should start the Burning Herring thread....until then, this forum is wide open....damn I wish I was as good at graphics as that Norwegian....]

I know... all the more reason to subvert him and his ilk... so they can use their artistic skills for good, instead of evil... um... strike that, reverse it. Evil instead of good. Ahhhh... MUCH better.

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EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:28 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: ... for good, instead of evil... um... strike that, reverse it. Evil instead of good. Ahhhh... MUCH better.
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I like your way of thinking.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:38 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote: ... for good, instead of evil... um... strike that, reverse it. Evil instead of good. Ahhhh... MUCH better.
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I like your way of thinking.

Isn't this thread fan-dam-tastic? Too many eplaya threads are all about the love and mamsy-pamsy fuzzy feel good. This is all about the doom, the feelings of gloom and the evil.

It's all about the EVIL!...and the doom....it also explains why this thread has over 3,000 hits!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:05 am

Major Roosevelt wrote: Isn't this thread fan-dam-tastic? Too many eplaya threads are all about the love and mamsy-pamsy fuzzy feel good. This is all about the doom, the feelings of gloom and the evil.

It's all about the EVIL!...and the doom....it also explains why this thread has over 3,000 hits!

Sigh.
It really "smacks" of home.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:54 am

Feel the doom.....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:56 am

...ooops....now feel the doom....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:12 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:maybe EL should start the Burning Herring thread....until then, this forum is wide open.

Are you telling me to just walk away, is that it?
Life is not that simple Major Roosevelt.

Don't you think life would be boring without a few mad herring eating Norwegians?
You tell me, what is your theme worth without enemies?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:30 pm

Is that Norway in your pants or are you just happy about the herring?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:07 pm

Yeah, that damn Norwegian is pretty good, and fast too. Nothing like good timing. He may be useful, eh?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:35 am

...and then there are always RED herrings... a horse of a different feather, so to speak...

...and heavy water would make for some fun cocktails, nyet? A new dawn of the Burning Man!
(actually women, children, and everything else would be burned also in a non-discriminatory fashion)

...if we incinerate the Playa in a nuclear firestorm, did any MOOP really hit the ground?

"The End of the World will be Better Next Year (and cleaner, too!) "

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:30 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:damn I wish I was as good at graphics as that Norwegian....

Must say, you are pretty good you’re self to!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:16 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...and then there are always RED herrings... a horse of a different feather, so to speak...

...and heavy water would make for some fun cocktails, nyet? A new dawn of the Burning Man!
(actually women, children, and everything else would be burned also in a non-discriminatory fashion)

...if we incinerate the Playa in a nuclear firestorm, did any MOOP really hit the ground?

"The End of the World will be Better Next Year (and cleaner, too!) "

Fusing Man regulations require you to bring 2 gallons of heavy water per person per day, and to pack out your weight in radioactive dust. TAKE only PRISONERS.....LEAVE only TREADPRINTS. Center Camp will be selling a variety of gourmet isotopes, but this year you'll need to bring your own aluminum tubes....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:32 pm

EL Wire wrote:Must say, you are pretty good you’re self to!

Compliments shall not stay the bayonet....Bully!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:53 pm

Thise look like Aussies... maybe Kiwis

They make good beer, and better slang. Fellow outcasts of English society- gotta love em.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:22 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Thise look like Aussies... maybe Kiwis

They make good beer, and better slang. Fellow outcasts of English society- gotta love em.

One thing I realize they don't look like: dangerous with bayonets.

I can virtually hear them saying "oh, sorry mate, did that brush up agin you?"

Geeeeeezzzzzzz.....trying to prove a point to the Norwegians using an Aussie training pic....just plain stoooopidddd....sorry sir!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:29 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:29 pm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:50 pm

oh boy... I better start shopping now!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:08 pm

Oh... my... GAWD!!!

I am just so virtually swooning!!!

Mmmm.... maybe if I sat on santa's lap... I've been a *good* girl... I promise... Let me just squiggle around and get... mmMmmm... comfy...

Then there's that picture of that bridge just northwest of mine... I can almost her Der Binger crooning "White Christmas"...

Б. Б. Суэ... Иэ!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:21 pm

Ho-Ho-Oh,... It’s good to be the Santa!

I thought the Bridge would be a good touch

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:43 am

Zule-

Oh, I'm so gld to see that the gift catalog is on time! Hey, should we mention that all purchases include a 10% donation to the UN Weapon Inspections Curruption Fund?

Superb job once more! Classics already.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:56 am

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:04 am

Dear ZuleKlaus

You have really warmed our hearts on the Eastern Front with your stories and Post-Apocalypse Xmas Katalog.

I can still remember as a little child sitting at my father's chemsuit covered knee....the glow of a recent MIRV attack still leaking through the grates in our bomb shelter. He would tell the story that all the kids would be thrilled to hear: "The Night Before Holocaust".

"....twas the night before Holocaust....and all through the shelter....not a creature was stirring....because they had all been incinerated....."

oooohhhh...[tear]...wow...sorry....I kinda lost it....now back to oppressing native americans....

Love TR and Cheryl

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:30 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Dear ZuleKlaus

You have really warmed our hearts on the Eastern Front with your stories and Post-Apocalypse Xmas Katalog.

I can still remember as a little child sitting at my father's chemsuit covered knee....the glow of a recent MIRV attack still leaking through the grates in our bomb shelter. He would tell the story that all the kids would be thrilled to hear: "The Night Before Holocaust".

"....twas the night before Holocaust....and all through the shelter....not a creature was stirring....because they had all been incinerated....."

oooohhhh...[tear]...wow...sorry....I kinda lost it....now back to oppressing native americans....

Love TR and Cheryl

The stockings were filled
with U-237
The radiation from which
would land all in heaven

The children were buried
under 10 tons of dirt
tho the government said
there was nobody hurt

With pa drinking whiskey
And I, PBR
Figured before we had croaked
we'd try to empty the bar

When down the ventillator
there came such a clatter
I ran to the grating
to see what was the matter...

...to be continued. Somewhere...

________

Spellchecking courtesy of Awshit Enterproses. (once so far)

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:49 pm

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:31 pm

hey, truble with the server, all my pictures are doomed.
The last picture I posted with the text "Message to Kernul Killbuck Read My Bullets" with the bullets formed as morse code saying "pm elwire back"
Did anyone get that one?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:26 pm

EL Wire wrote:hey, truble with the server, all my pictures are doomed.....

Finally!!! Viktory Is Ours!! Now we will get that ISP of yours and shut you down kompletely! Heil Killbuck!! Bully

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:46 pm

Hey look, my server was not doomed for long after all Major Roosevelt.
Somthing realy weird happen to it, was hard to fix to, hmmm.....
By the way, I did send you a private message. Does not this PM thing work at all? You are always so quick in replying, what happen here my favorite enemy Major Roosevelt?

Another thing, that Hall of Truth 2006 posters Kernul Killbuck was talking about. I can't wait to se my posters there.
Are you planing a gallery in Kamp Apokiliptika 2006 with them also?
Would be fun to have someone go and see them for me, as I don't think it would be safe to go and see them in person for a handful of good reasons I guess.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:17 pm

EL Wire wrote:Hey look, my server was not doomed for long after all Major Roosevelt.....Does not this PM thing work at all? You are always so quick in replying, what happen here my favorite enemy Major Roosevelt?

Yes, my little friend, the PM thing works just fine.

We will figure out a way to permanently knock out your graphics server.

Then, with that done, we will come up with a way to knock out your ISP so that your posting and flaming days are behind you. Then you can get back to tending your herd of walruses and we can return to plotting our evil deeds for other northern European countries.

Bully!! TR