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Post by Killbuck » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:32 am

Recruiting efforts for APOKILIPTIKA are expected to begin sometime after the fist of the year- subject of course, to inexplicable embargos at my whim.

Preliminary Catagories:

Pyrotechnics Engineer
Sushi Chef
Nuclear Physicist
Language Specialist
Bartender (part time)
Interrogator (KA Ladie's Interro Squad)
Armored Vehicle Repair Specialist
String Theorist
Swiss Banker

Well, that's a start.
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Post by robotland » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:44 am

helitack wrote:No, I am pretty sure that guy was part of a camp near 4:30 and Ego, definitely not a member of KA.
Wasn't any of us Hushvillians....I took a survey on Naked Tuesday, and most of the genitalia would have fit on the stamps, instead of inside the envelope. And I ain't drivin' to 'Sconsin to display MY tackle.
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Post by montana wildhack » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:03 am

Recruiting efforts for APOKILIPTIKA are expected to begin sometime after the fist of the year-
hmmmm...kinky. :shock:

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Post by EL Wire » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:37 am

Preliminary Catagories:
I see no herring eating Norwegians on your list there Killbuck!


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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:58 pm

There could be a verrrrrry good reason for that. The high command eats the hearts of the enemy, the interrogatrixes have dibs on the spleens and livers.

We could perhaps make room for maybe a boiled appendix eater... they look kind of like herrings, but don't smell as bad...

Then again, that aroma may be a clue to the Norweigan supposed "secret weapon".

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:40 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Then again, that aroma may be a clue to the Norweigan supposed "secret weapon".
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We simply cannot allow the Norwegians into Kamp Apokiliptika. Their cardboard tanks are a fire hazard.

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:15 pm

...perhaps you should reconsider the Norwegian thing (as long as they give you their GNP upon application). Here is what a certain government agency has to say about them;
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The Norwegian economy is a prosperous bastion of welfare capitalism, featuring a combination of free market activity and government intervention. The government controls key areas, such as the vital petroleum sector (through large-scale state enterprises). The country is richly endowed with natural resources - petroleum, hydropower, fish, forests, and minerals - and is highly dependent on its oil production and international oil prices, with oil and gas accounting for one-third of exports. Only Saudi Arabia and Russia export more oil than Norway. Norway opted to stay out of the EU during a referendum in November 1994; nonetheless, it contributes sizably to the EU budget. The government has moved ahead with privatization. With arguably the highest quality of life worldwide, Norwegians still worry about that time in the next two decades when the oil and gas will begin to run out. Accordingly, Norway has been saving its oil-boosted budget surpluses in a Government Petroleum Fund, which is invested abroad and now is valued at more than $150 billion. After lackluster growth of 1% in 2002 and 0.5% in 2003, GDP growth picked up to 3.3% in 2004.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:44 pm

The world renowned news journal, the Apokiliptika Parade (Pravda Apokiliptika), in a recent editorial, wrote:...
Here is what our glorious occupation government agency has to say about them;
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The Norwegian economy is a bastion of welfare, featuring a combination of activity and total government intervention. The government controls all areas, including their vital bio-petroleum sector (through large-scale herring enterprises). The country is richly endowed with natural resources - fish, fish-based petroleum, fish forests, snow, and minerals (read rocks) - and is highly dependent on its darkness production and international fish-oil prices, with fish oil and intestinal gas accounting for one-third of exports. Saudi Arabia and Russia export more oil than Norway. With arguably the highest quality of life within its own borders, Norwegians still worry about that time in the next two decades when the fish will begin to run out. Accordingly, Norway has been saving its herring surpluses in a Government Vault, which is talked about abroad and now is more than 150 billion carcasses. After lackluster growth of -21% in 2002 and -20.5% in 2003, GDP growth plummeted to -33.3% in 2004.
WIth such high praise, how could I even doubt...

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:10 am

Komrades!!!!....the Norwegians should never fear Apokiliptikan okkupation.

We have a special "management team" ready to go once the geiger counters say it is ok....


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Post by spectabillis » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:21 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote: Preliminary Catagories:

Nuclear Physicist
Armored Vehicle Repair Specialist
String Theorist
Remind me to go over my toolset.

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Post by Killbuck » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:55 am

Oh, Spec-

Do please remember to pack the heavy water equipment and the cyclotron. I found some extra large bags of plutonium at Walmart the other day! A couple packs of paper napkins and we should be all set.
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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:18 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Oh, Spec-

Do please remember to pack the heavy water equipment and the cyclotron. I found some extra large bags of plutonium at Walmart the other day! A couple packs of paper napkins and we should be all set.
Great - now Walmart is undercutting the domestic plutonium market. Pretty soon the only nukes you will be able to get will be Chinese!

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:19 am

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Post by EL Wire » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:43 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Komrades!!!!....the Norwegians should never fear Apokiliptikan okkupation.

We have a special "management team" ready to go once the geiger counters say it is ok....
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Is this a trap to make us walk straight into the arms of our enemys or is it an offer for us to become full bloded Apokiliptikans?

If the latter, then we'll bring 3/4 gallons of heavy wather, which should be enough to play with for the whole week.
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Sincerely yours El Wire & Barb Wire sitting right next to me at the moment.
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:52 pm

EL Wire wrote:Is this a trap to make us walk straight into the arms of our enemys or is it an offer for us to become full bloded Apokiliptikans?

If the latter, then we'll bring 3/4 gallons of heavy wather, which should be enough to play with for the whole week.

Sincerely yours El Wire & Barb Wire sitting right next to me at the moment.
Oooh....I like the look of the flag. We don't normally let the smaller countries keep any vestige of their former identity, but who else other than Norwegians would mix orange and red in a flag? So kutting edge....

you bring the heavy water and we'll bring the PBR.


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Cardboard need not apply...

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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:15 pm

I have to admit, it's not a bad looking flag...

Especially the upper left corner.

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Post by helitack » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:20 pm

perhaps we could use a herring filleter. Naw, I forgot, no fish in the bar.

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:47 pm

Herring Chum Punch, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:01 pm

helitack wrote:perhaps we could use a herring filleter. Naw, I forgot, no fish in the bar.
Especially canned fish...

Especially ESPECIALLY SMELLY canned fish.

BLEAH!

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Post by Barb Wire » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:22 pm

[quote="Major Roosevelt"]
Oooh....I like the look of the flag. We don't normally let the smaller countries keep any vestige of their former identity, but who else other than Norwegians would mix orange and red in a flag? So kutting edge....

you bring the heavy water and we'll bring the PBR.


So you might have room for us in Kamp Apokiliptika? Our tent has a base of 9'6''x13'6'' and a height of 7'.
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It will be covered in camo, so you'll probably won't notice it anyway.

If the size is a problem, theres no option in placing it outside Kamp Apokiliptoka as a target for our enimies.

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Post by spectabillis » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:54 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Oh, Spec-Do please remember to pack the heavy water equipment and the cyclotron. I found some extra large bags of plutonium at Walmart the other day!
Well thats good, I am skipping the cast lead bricks because shipping is just too damn much. Besides, who really needs shielding or waste disposal anyways?

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:53 am

Barb Wire wrote:....it will be covered in camo, so you'll probably won't notice it anyway....
During the run up to KA 2005 we bought ALL the camo available in Europe. Through some trick of fate, the Finns, Norwegians, Swedes and Danes all decide they no longer needed to hide. Thus they sold their countries' entire stocks of camo to Kamp Apokiliptika. If you kame by the kamp this year, you would see we were even using winter camo as a projektion skreen.

If you plan to apply for asylum within the barbwire confines of Kamp Apokiliptika, applikation must be made to our benevolent, yet evil, Kernul Killbuck.

I know from having brownnosed my way into the Kamp last spring he will be a tough nut to crack.

Applikations will not be accepted until after 1-Jan-06....then you may join the fray. We will, however, be frisking all new Kamp members for any hidden herrings (some of us also frisk scantily clad females attempting entry for no good reason....wait, that is a good reason).....bully!!!!!


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Post by Will » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:54 pm

Why must all the fun be land based? More pictures on the way!
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:39 pm

Will wrote:Why must all the fun be land based? More pictures on the way!
We like your thinking! Bully, very bully!!!

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Post by EL Wire » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:57 pm

I have now talked to my god friend Fire Wire, and he confirmed delivery of Heavy Water in february.

But if Kernul Killbuck do not want Norwegians in his camp, then we get to keep it.
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Post by Colonel Angus » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:20 pm

Looks like we got the first two volunteers for Thunderdome 2006........ :lol:

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:11 am

Hey, we're already thinking about events for 2006....

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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:42 pm

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Post by Killbuck » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:15 pm

We'll be right back after this word from NEW DOOM Pictures:

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