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Post by Killbuck » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:13 am

To be continued.... yes
Muah-ha-ha!
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Post by Barb Wire » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:31 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:To be continued.... yes
Muah-ha-ha!
Some time before you arrived:
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The herring contained a bottle of modified fish-extract that will evaporate weapons
nearby when the bottle inside the herring is destroyed...
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Muha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:46 am

This just in.... Apokiliptika Ski Division Is On The Move In Norway.

We will prevent the boarding of Herring Huggers bound for BM2006.

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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:45 am


NEWS TO FOLLOW:


Apokiliptik DoomStar News Service
Real Estate Condemnation Buerau:


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Is official that BRIBH is to be located at 9:00 and Chance. Early reports to have Herring Contingent placed at Southernmost edge (relative to Man) of BRIBH.

This coincides with report Jiffy Lube Camp and Penetration Village will be placed at 9:00 and Eager, northernmost (relative to Man).

Speculation is to now almost certain confirmation of Herringites fear of Naked Women, and for what reason.

Spokesman from glorious doomed ePlaya Bar who refused to reveal name said concerns of ePlaya Bar campers were allayed on news, as even certain doom of having property backed up to Apokiliptika paled in comparison to Herringite Hoardes, being within reachable proximity to Jiffy Lube Penetration Zone. Spokesman then poured DoomStar reporter large tumbler of Frozen USSR-era Stoly Vodka and returned to consumption of tumblers of Makers Mark.

In statement released by one of unnamed Interrogatrix viktims during interrogation, was said:

"AYYYYYIIIIIIII!!!!!".

Is undetermined if statement was in receiving news of HC's placement, or due to pain of having fingernails removed with pliers. However viktim was reported to have to had smell of bad fish on breath during autopsy, raising speculation of herring oil involvement and knowledge of inside involvement of HC.

Story ends... NOW.

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( ©2006 Apokiliptk DoomStar News Service )

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Post by Peacekeeper » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:34 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
However viktim was reported to have to had smell of bad fish on breath during autopsy, raising speculation of herring oil involvement and knowledge of inside involvement of HC.

Viktim could have died in minty fresh dignity, had he but procured a supply of..

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Post by geekster » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:02 pm

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Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by Killbuck » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:16 am

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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:26 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:...and mysteriously transforms Herring into naked hoopers!!

Of course, this is an absurd turn in the story, but it was heading that way anyhow...so there!
Kernul-first, turn Herring in naked women...that's a good thing. I need one of those magic gloves. Second, the Herring Huggers hate nudity (hell if you looked like they do, you'd understand). Finally, the story started out absurd and remained firmly entrenched there never to be seen again anyway...

All Glory to Those Who Actively Seek the Doom they so Richly Deserve,
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Post by oFZo » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:55 pm

Wait a minute, you're able to turn herring into naked hoopers, yet claim to dislike herring. Do you have something against naked hoopers?!? :shock:
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Post by Major Roosevelt » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:58 pm

oFZo wrote:Wait a minute, you're able to turn herring into naked hoopers, yet claim to dislike herring. Do you have something against naked hoopers?!? :shock:
...YES...sometimes they smell like fish...

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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Post by oFZo » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:00 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:
oFZo wrote:Wait a minute, you're able to turn herring into naked hoopers, yet claim to dislike herring. Do you have something against naked hoopers?!? :shock:
...YES...sometimes they smell like fish...

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Post by Barb Wire » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:12 am

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:01 am

As the Saga continues.............

Combatants and spectators alike take a moment to regroup, imbibe, and take a short cessation of graphical mudslinging .........

EPlaya Bar Camp, gladly steps up to serve refreshments.....

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Ahhhh, OK, you may now resume.....
TITWI

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:09 am

Yesss'r
Wetting ones whistle is very important while on the FRONTLINE!
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Post by Elliot » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:33 pm

:D .
My kind'a war! (UUUUUUURP! :shock: ) Pardon me. :wink:

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Post by Killbuck » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:42 pm

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:43 pm

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Post by Barb Wire » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:52 pm

Be aware, Apokiliptikans! You now have a spy in your country!

The Camp Herring Spy Rabbit has entered the US. It's currently in Connecticut and getting closer to its target....

http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=166539
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Post by chris » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:22 am

yea, what ever
but those can't be real...
surely they have to be inflaited
you know the chick at the top...
yea her
thats impressive

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Post by Killbuck » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:18 am

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:41 am

Kernul Killbuck,
that was I, Pinemom, that honked and saluted you at post 1st and arlington yesturday approx.17:30 hours. Had finished up meeting with Mister Jelly Fish.
Secret weapon approved. And ready for mass production...SIR!
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Post by Killbuck » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:41 am

Cool! Was that the costume thing? Where was that? Or does this have to do with the Jellypine kilts?

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:06 am

Both costume meeting and JellyPine Kilt unveiling! Secret weapon just really sends me...and Jelly too!
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Post by EL Wire » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:08 pm

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:56 pm

Quick!

Somebody!

Tap Wire has stolen the earth!!!
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Post by Killbuck » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:03 pm

Well... then we must destroy it!!!!!

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Post by EL Wire » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:20 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Well... then we must destroy it!!!!!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:01 am

Will there be Lutefisk as well?

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Post by blueniteowl » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:39 am

Did you know that Minnesota is now the largest Lutefisk producer in the world?

Heard it on the news the other day, two companies have combined to become a Lutefisk superpower.

Really, actually kind of gross.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:05 am

Could be worse. they could hire Jesse Ventura as thier spokesperson.
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