The Bar

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:31 am

I'll drink to that Nipples. It feels great, as long as it works out.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:39 am

Coffee for me, I need to be more awake before I'm afraid.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:53 am

Zu leg gonna do?

Afraid? 'fraid of what? 'S nothing to fear, except for maybe having nothing to fear.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:10 pm

And some geek walks into The Wildcat Saloon with 5 gallons of hot steaming Jamaican mannish water in a pot on a little red wagon.

LUNCH TIME!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:19 pm

*enters all refreshed from a good night's sleep, and a fantastic hike in the redwoods with friend and lots of little girls cavorting in the ferns -
....stops short
...jaw drops
...eyes widen
...gazes around the room at goat entrails, cat fur, steaming vats of unfamiliar liquid(?), and crudely painted sign over bar that reads "the wiLDcAt saLoOn" with the word "raNch" crossed out under the word "saloon"
...crinkles nose at the scent of unchecked testosterone.
...without looking, she reaches over to turn off coffee pot with burning sludge at bottom of it*

...what the fu***...?

*sigh*

erm...I'm gonna go grab some dinner, and, uh...come back later to ummm... freshen the place up...
kinda like the name tho'.

*waves towards sign as she slowly backs towards door...turns and walks out.*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:57 pm

ewps ...

* hurries up and removes goat guts, sign, cat fur, sludge from bottom of the coffee pot *

* places new goat hoof shaker over door flap ... yeah ... nobody going to sneak in now ... *

I hope she forgives me for the mess ...

I am gonna leave that mannish water, it's good!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:05 pm

Once again I miss all the fun.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:20 pm

* Sensei enters the bar wearing a Utilikilt with all the power-tool trimmings and fires up the welding torch. He begins his day's work by melting the cheap, run-of-the-mill bar sign that proclaimed "Wildcat Ranch" which starts a small but persistant fire; which in turn is put out with a few quick blasts of his extinguisher. Our hero then exits the bar, returning with a dozen pieces of rebar of various lengths and thicknesses. Once again the mask comes down over Sensei's determined face as the welding torch flares up. Much sparkage ensues. Finally, after an hour of welding and bending and hammering, a sign begins to take shape. What at first seemed more like an iron tumbleweed has now become two spiraling Chinese dragons standing on either side of the words,"Tish's Place". Sensei once again leaves, and reenters carrying neon tubing. More welding, bending, hammering and sparkage ensues. The contraption is plugged in and the green/blue dragons begin to gyrate and flick their blood red tongues, while the words, "Tish's Place" are gently backlit in purple. Sensei lights a cigarette and stares, the neon light highlighting his tired but hopeful expression... *

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:21 pm

I take that back.

Hey Sensei, what can I pour you to drink?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:23 pm

Ya' know, after all that weldin' and shit, I need to go eat somethin'. I'll have a Rainier for now; just to get the appetite up. I'll be back later...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:25 pm

Here you go dude. Now go and get some chow.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:38 pm

Sensei wrote:Ya' know, after all that weldin' and shit, I need to go eat somethin'. I'll have a Rainier for now; just to get the appetite up. I'll be back later...

I have some goat. It's been ... uhm ... tenderized for about an hour.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:57 pm

Can you get a PBR ready? I'll be at the BAr in 15-20 minutes. RTW, I researched today and I did find a 12 step program dealing with human-goat interaction issues, want the link?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:11 pm

helitack wrote:Can you get a PBR ready? I'll be at the BAr in 15-20 minutes. RTW, I researched today and I did find a 12 step program dealing with human-goat interaction issues, want the link?

Sex tips or prevention?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:12 pm

PBR up and ready whenever you are.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:23 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
helitack wrote:Can you get a PBR ready? I'll be at the BAr in 15-20 minutes. RTW, I researched today and I did find a 12 step program dealing with human-goat interaction issues, want the link?
Sex tips or prevention?

Call it reallocation of energy or call it prevention, whichever.

Tanks fer the PeeeBers, some Guzano Rojo too!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:26 pm

* door opens with the clatter of goat hooves, heads to the coffee maker*
Hey sputnik, Helitack I'm going to start some coffee.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:27 pm

Hey ZG, no coffee until the AM for me, flying very early, need beer to stop today.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:31 pm

Are you still only flying on your normal time off?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:34 pm

It's So cool getting to see the park from that perspective.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:43 pm

Hey Zule,

I'll have a cupa joe to start off the night. Maybe It'll keep me going tonight.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:46 pm

you want anything in that?

* pours two cups of coffee*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:47 pm

Zulegoona wrote:you want anything in that?

Creamer

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:50 pm

Sure creamer, here you go.
What's in the pot on a little red wagon?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:58 pm

Who's that outside, isn't that that new gal Gigglessnort, hey hey you, come on in take a load off.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:09 pm

And here I was wondering why all the goats were acting all nervous 'n shit this morning. Baaa baaa baaa

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:11 pm

Zulegoona wrote:What's in the pot on a little red wagon?

I don't know.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:19 pm

Did someone say red wagon?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:21 pm

* takes empty cup and dips some of the liquid out of the pot*
Here Tonytohono does this taste like anybody you used to know that may used to hang out in the goat pens.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:24 pm

I haven't actually tasted anyone (knowingly) that used to hang out in goat pens - lol. But it definitely tastes... uh... well, funny~!

(you can call me Tony Z) =)