Best Line Today

[AntiM]

No boobs?

[Elliot]

"We accept the love we think we deserve.” ~ novelist Stephen Chbosky

Now, that makes me think.

[Elliot]

'nuther good one:

"Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone."

[gyre]

message from L.A. about a disappointing meal


" I am not full of lamb; I am full of regret. "

[tatonka]

"the mind is like a parachute ,it doesnt work unless its open " Frank Zappa

[gyre]

" Be careful of half-truths - you might have the wrong half "


- - Reno of Memphis (formerly Reno Nevada)

Banzai Institute

[gyre]

The more dangerous vehicle always has the right of way.

Even when it doesn't.

[southern crone]

I've had enough of you. Shut up. Go jump out your ass somewhere else.

[tatonka]

My fav still is " Best is yet to Come "

[gyre]

Good one, Tatonka.

I've had enough of you. Shut up. Go jump out your ass somewhere else.

What are you on about?
Who are you?

[BBadger]

"Sometimes the conversation is not about you."

[gyre]

Never said it was.
Got no context from the post by itself.
Seemed very out of left field.
Not the first time on here, of course.
Proceed

[gyre]

Actually, if SC finds my question impertinent, I apologize.
You are entitled to be as cryptic as you like.
I just always try to figure out the point.
Lost on that one.

[BBadger]

Gee, really? It's a "Best Line Today" thread. A random look-what-I-found post thread. That's the context. Why exactly do you need additional context or explanation for anything in a thread like this unless you're absolutely obtuse or utterly paranoid?

[gyre]

I didn't get anything from it at all, as I think I already said.
So I asked.
Get over it.

(I actually thought it was a misplaced post, somehow.)

[Thecatman]

"A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding.
When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs,
by minding other peoples business."
Eric Hoffer

[ygmir]

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

[Agaton]

Wise minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.

-Socrates

[robbidobbs]

Bump!
Ygmir' wins for most eloquent post in a snark thread.

To post, or not to post

--that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler on eplaya to suffer
The tongue and rim job, of ignoble 007
Or to take immodium against a sea of wet flatulence
And by relaxing end them. To type, to post--
No more--and by a post to say we diatribe
The headache, and the thousand hand jobs
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To spew, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of aftermath what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this 007 coil,
Must give us pause. There's no respect
That makes calamity of inane babble .
For who would bear the whips and strokes, of 007,
Th' mod's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised bastiality, the law's delay,
The insolence of orfice, and the spews
That patient merit of 007, the' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his monsterbation make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary hand
But that the dread of something after 30 seconds
The undiscovered inflatable, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make posters of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great grip and stroke
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair MDMF -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

[Patsh]

Robbidobbs, see? you didn't have to start a whole new thread... this is Perfect!

[robbidobbs]

Thanks! I'm a clever search engine using monkey.
I've often been tempted to bump all the duplicates just for demonstration purposes, but that would be wrong.

[tatonka]

"if your scared of dieing , you anit really living"

[fernley1]

Next years BM is going to suck so good.

[Thecatman]

Everyday thousands of plants die for vegetarians.
HELP STOP the VIOLENCE!

Eat Bacon!