The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:57 am

*calls up from below*

...top-shelf margaritas...TOP SHELF!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:58 am

*running in with GE's cuffs*

What's it mean when they say 'Stat?'

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*thump*

Leaves. What tha fuc?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:00 am

leaves? where did these come from?

BHA, is my rope here?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:03 am

<i>Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? "I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?" she said aloud. "I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think-" (for, you see, Tisha2 had learnt several things of this sort in her lessons in the school-room, and though this was not a very good opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over) "-- yes that's about the right distance -- but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to?" (Tisha2 had not the slightest idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but she thought they were nice grand words to say.)

Presently she began again. "I wonder if I shall fall fight through the earth! How funny it'll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think-" (she was rather glad there was no one listening, this time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) "-but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Ma'am, is this New Zealand? Or Australia?" (and she tried to curtsey as she spoke- fancy, curtseying as you're falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) "And what an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking! No, it'll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere."

Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Tisha2 soon began talking again. "Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I should think!" (Dinah was the cat.) "I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah, my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?" And here Tisha2 began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy son of way, "Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?" and sometimes "Do bats eat cats?" for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and was saying to her, very earnestly, "Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?" when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:04 am

*tying cuffs onto end of rope*

Okay, Tish.... open your mouth... I'm gonna pour down this marguarita... this should keep you calm...

*pours marguarita down the cellar*

BHA: STAT means NOW... sooner than ASAP

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:05 am

tisha2 wrote:and why, oh why, did NOTHING happen when Woodrow pushed that big red button last night...huh, Rob?? ...time-delay?? what...?

Maybe Woodrow doesn't have the um . . . heft and um. . . muscle to actually trigger the devise.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:05 am

*lowering cuffs down the cellar*

Tish, put these on... I'll pull you back up.... just make sure that you pivot and swing along the way... I'd hate for this suspension to not get any good aerial dancing along with it!

*hears cuffs hit bottom*

Tish??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:06 am

awww... BHA.... makes me smile....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:16 am

GE!

I just found your song on in my iTunes folder (between the Frank Zappa and Groove Armada) and have it now playing in my headphones at work. Haven't heard it in a while. Have I told you today that I freakin' love you? Holy bejezzus, what a voice.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:19 am

aww... thanks, Bucket...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:20 am

hey BHA where are you? ive been looking for that hole my entire life...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:22 am

LamplighterDuke wrote:hey BHA where are you? ive been looking for that hole my entire life...

silly: you just have to follow the white rabbit....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:26 am

he runs too fast...i cant keep up...
i saw him on the playa and i followed him around for like an hour and i just ended up at someones RV

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:27 am

*glug glug glug*

oohhhh....patron....
okay.... so i'm supposed to put on the cuffs?? ookkaaaayyy.....
*clink. clink.*

there... ok!! ready!! - wait - MORE MARGARITA!!!! HURRY!!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:28 am

Oh lord, where am I?

*notices a small door through which a lush garden is visible*

Maybe there's something to drink down here.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:30 am

Meanwhile. Something for The Bar slide show. (What I did on my vacation.)

That's BHA and Wil getting a big one ready.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:35 am

*peers down into the hole and shouts*
TISH! WERE OUT OF MARGARITA...BUT HERE......
*tosses down a few chunks of lime and a half bottle of cuervo**
LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

oh crap...i shoulda padded it somehow....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:38 am

*CLONK*

wha.... *thump*

nnnnzzzzzzz.........................

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:38 am

BHA and Mike probably discussing something important.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:41 am

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:56 am

*tosses rope ladder and 27 glow-sticks, already popped down cellar hole*

Be carefull with those cuffs. ...cuffs ...cuffs
You can give yourself carpel tunnel with them ...hem ...hem

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:58 am

*peers down into the hole again*
tish??....you alive??
TISH DONT YOU WORRY...ILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!!!
but how.....

duke looked around the bar...soon his eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: he opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which the wordsEAT ME were beautifully marked in currants

nah....you dont suppose.......

TISH WATCH YOUR HEAD

*drops the very small cake down the hole*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:58 am

buckethead alien wrote:

BHA and Mike probably discussing something important.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:59 am

[Not-so-new girl runs through bar, clothes flying in all directions, and holds nose while taking a flying leap into the abyss]

I love handcuffs! And I've got the orange marmala

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stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:02 pm

Jesus BHA, how many whippets did you charge that thing with. Must of been one hell of a ride.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:08 pm

ooohhh!!! cake!!!

ooohhh!!! the new girl!!! and ooohhhhh marmalade!!!!

hey - giggles, smear some of that on this here cake...

*nibble nibble*

who was that??

okay, now for some cake...

*nibble nibble*

STOP that fer chrissakes, i have CAKE here!!!

*nibble nibble*

uh oh.........

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:10 pm

giggle, giggle....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:11 pm

hmmm...wait a second.......glow sticks...handcuffs...two girls...tequila...maramalade and cake....

*takes a running start leaps and preforms a perfect swan dive into the rabbit hole*

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*BOOM*

oh...my head....pass me that tequilla

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:12 pm

*begins pulling Tish up by rope*

okay, tish... time to start your aerial dance.... that tequila should help you some....

everyone, grab on, and HEAVE!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:16 pm

no way gwen...the parties just getting started....
SOMEONE THROW DOWN MORE LIME CHUNKS...AND SOME TURNTABLES!!!