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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:29 pm

so much faith you posted it three fucking times, huh...
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:36 pm

Flag them next time. I got them merged/moved, but a flag would have been quicker.

Actually, five times.
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Post by ariwithpurplehair » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:52 pm

I don't know if you think you're being funny, you think you're being clever, or you're actually trying to make a valid point but zero of those things are happening, so you should probably just stop.
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Post by Jackass » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:58 pm

Bitch,...Please.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by BoyScoutGirl » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:01 pm

"Los Angelos"... that's like a parallel dimension, right? Next to Los Santos and San Andreas?
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.

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Post by BoyScoutGirl » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:02 pm

I'm sorry, it was Los Anglelos, not Los Angelos. My bad.
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:12 pm

All that fucking energy couldn't light a single led flashlight.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:28 pm

Your "plan"' is to fly into SF, and on a few days notice try to get other people to haul ALL your shit?!
Fuck, I've clearly been doing this all wrong.
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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:25 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Your "plan"' is to fly into SF, and on a few days notice try to get other people to haul ALL your shit?!
Fuck, I've clearly been doing this all wrong.
Damn crowd-burning hippies.
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Post by pink » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:42 am

If everyone is excepted, does that mean no one is accepted?
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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:58 am

Promise to do "your hours" like there are MOOP time quotas or something? And what goes back to nature? The MOOP? No, it goes to the land-fill like every other lame platitude should as well.
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Post by Jackass » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:35 am

The playa rarely hands out blessings, she's more accustomed to just bitch-slapping those who seek blessings from an ancient lakebed.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:32 am

actually, a few years back, when i was bitching and moaning and crying about Krug champagne, i was actually enjoying a chilled split and some beluga caviar.



now where my scalped ticket at...
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Post by sadie » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:04 am

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:13 pm

Yes, announce to the entire board what illegal acts you are contemplating commiting.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:33 pm

I wish we were leaving right this moment, because I don't want to look at the stupid anymore.
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Post by Sham » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:43 pm

My brains are starting to hurt. Make it stop.
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Post by ariwithpurplehair » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:46 pm

Yeah, they both just forgot to mention that they had tickets. I'm sure now that you asked they'll remember and present you with a chance to buy them.

Or maybe they're actually saving them for a paper mache sculpture.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:47 pm

Come on, we have to explain the reasons for the rules to each and every special snowflake!

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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:56 pm

AntiM wrote:I wish we were leaving right this moment, because I don't want to look at the stupid anymore.
But it's so hard to look away...
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:05 pm

this is watered down stupid...

if you want the real shit, straight up ready rock smokable stupid, go to the "posts to Page" on the BM official Facebook page...

it's the raw dog diggity.
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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:08 pm

That's more like goatse-portal-to-hell-stupid.
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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:32 pm

Maybe the real ticket-scarcity-menace is the half-weekender Eurotrash flying in for a single night.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:56 pm

Yes, I am a glass collector. Have anything in early bohemian?
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:00 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes, I am a glass collector. Have anything in early bohemian?
Fancy-schmancy. I only have slag and vaseline, with touches of pressed and Carnival, and some contemporary cobalt.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:15 pm

AntiM wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Yes, I am a glass collector. Have anything in early bohemian?
Fancy-schmancy. I only have slag and vaseline, with touches of pressed and Carnival, and some contemporary cobalt.
I lost my marbles.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:27 pm

Maybe there will be a clerical error in heaven and all these miracle seekers will end up walking on water instead.
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Post by ^Rhino! » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:53 pm

AntiM wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Yes, I am a glass collector. Have anything in early bohemian?
Fancy-schmancy. I only have slag and vaseline, with touches of pressed and Carnival, and some contemporary cobalt.
Nice. Do you collect old Fiestaware, too? Shine a UV lamp on the Vaseline glass sometime. Watch it glow. Same cause but in much smaller amounts. Uranium.
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