Apology

calsur · Post by **calsur** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:07 am

DVD BURNER,

I am sorry for the Atomic Wedgie I will give you when I meet you in person for resurrecting this post.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:09 am

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:16 am

Sorry, what was this about?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:57 am

... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:25 am

I'm sorry for wandering, still half asleep, into the Good Morning thread, plopping down on the couch, and falling back asleep.

I should have plopped down in the Bar thread.

Sorry, I'll be over here looking tired...er...apologetic.

More coffee please?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:57 am

i apologize to all the readers that must endure my seemingly neverending rants and exchanges involving DVD Burner.

I have come to realize 50% of the rants and exchanges of which i am responsible have little no effect on my shameless, logic-challenged antagonist.

I apologize for putting you, the reader through my half of all said posts.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:00 am

calsur wrote:DVD BURNER,

I am sorry for the Atomic Wedgie I will give you when I meet you in person for resurrecting this post.

Is the "atomic" when you pull the victim's underwear up and over their head? If it is, then count me in on this. Sorry, DVD, but you deserve it. Your's will be next, Joel my old pal.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:35 am

I apologize for putting you, the reader through my half of all said posts.

I'm sorry you ended up muddy wrestling with a pig.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:37 am

buckethead alien wrote:
calsur wrote:DVD BURNER,

I am sorry for the Atomic Wedgie I will give you when I meet you in person for resurrecting this post.
Is the "atomic" when you pull the victim's underwear up and over their head? If it is, then count me in on this. Sorry, DVD, but you deserve it. Your's will be next, Joel my old pal.

i apologize for not wearing underwear, so if you grab ahold of something, it isn't underwear.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:43 am

Now apolgize you little fucking ingrate or I will have no choice but to have you both expose your buttocks and french kiss for the remainder of the class.

"Don't ask what your country can do for you....I mean really don't ask, cause we ain't doin shit for yo sorry ass. Now get back to work." - Noe'bdy Npartikqular

sorryly,
the rebbi

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:52 am

Simply Joel wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
calsur wrote:DVD BURNER,

I am sorry for the Atomic Wedgie I will give you when I meet you in person for resurrecting this post.
Is the "atomic" when you pull the victim's underwear up and over their head? If it is, then count me in on this. Sorry, DVD, but you deserve it. Your's will be next, Joel my old pal.
i apologize for not wearing underwear, so if you grab ahold of something, it isn't underwear.

Yikes. O...kay. Uh, are you saying we can still pull it over your head? Jeepers.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:23 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
buckethead alien wrote: Is the "atomic" when you pull the victim's underwear up and over their head? If it is, then count me in on this. Sorry, DVD, but you deserve it. Your's will be next, Joel my old pal.
i apologize for not wearing underwear, so if you grab ahold of something, it isn't underwear.
Yikes. O...kay. Uh, are you saying we can still pull it over your head? Jeepers.

define "it"

and now for some levity

Bill Clinton's "Testimony" . . . by Dr. Seuss

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever masterbate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed
If you think that, you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life
I wouldn't, even with my wife
And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November
But if I did, I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have, but I don't recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to Sox, the cat
I might have-once-with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd
At least, not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed
They do not count, if we stayed dressed
It never happened with a cigar
I never dated Mrs. Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my Mama taught me
I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never, never did I inhale

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:31 pm

Maybe this needs to run through another round.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:58 am

Hey guys

Apology

a little epiphany

...Can you guess what am I holding in my hand?........