The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:04 am

morning santasam

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:05 am

BTW, Ghettoblaster is an excellent ale made by a local microbrewery. Can't believe that some malt liquor company didn't think to use it first. Thanks for brown baggin it for me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:09 am

Sam, I just built a huge pot, have at it. As to the other question, I am older than I look, but that's just chronology, not what is within my heart. I just know I'm not 30 anymore. But my birthday was two weeks ago today.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:14 am

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Simply Joel wrote: here here.

who is the orneriest or the ornery?
the magic mirror replies, " why YOU are, oh Joel the Ornery! YOU are!"

patron off my clavicle ?? or belly button ??
joel the ornery is no more.

i did go to the doctor about my burning man bump (left shoulder), which is actually a partially torn rotator cuff. appointment with orthopedic surgeon on 19 Jan 05.

ah, health care insurance.

clavicle or belly button?

clavicle, that way my wife won't hit me with the frying pan.

well, Joel! you're celebrating the great eplayan mega-birthday! how wonderful! i mean, it's a little strange to do it with a doc visit, but ok...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:17 am

my birthday is the 15th.
i am wondering how fast i get into surgery after the appointment.
gotta get this wing fixed.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:19 am

it is noon on the east coast.
may i have a scotch and a Guinness?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:19 am

Simply Joel wrote:my birthday is the 15th.
i am wondering how fast i get into surgery after the appointment.
gotta get this wing fixed.

you were born 4 days too early.
don't worry, i love you anyway, you grouchy, fabulous stinker.
so, whaddaya want for your birthday? hmmm? (republican government, check... just kidding. mwah!)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:26 am

rian, are you feeling better?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:27 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:my birthday is the 15th.
i am wondering how fast i get into surgery after the appointment.
gotta get this wing fixed.
you were born 4 days too early.
don't worry, i love you anyway, you grouchy, fabulous stinker.
so, whaddaya want for your birthday? hmmm? (republican government, check... just kidding. mwah!)

a good night's sleep would be nice.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:28 am

GE: Mornin', Sweetie... have fun with your Mgr/Supervisor/Whatever today.... by the way, you look very nice this morning.

Heli: Thanks for the joe, it's great. Yeah, I'm not as old as my body is either, although I'm probably older than I think I am... since the way I act sometimes I must think I'm nineteen... well, except for Woodrow, who thinks he's sixteen...

.... YUP!...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:30 am

sputnik wrote:.....Thanks for brown baggin it for me. :o

welcome :wink:

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:42 am

GuinivereElise wrote:rian, are you feeling better?

yeah... brain is better, stomach is better, body might be better.

how was your time at the LL? did the other usual suspects even make an appearance?

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:46 am

Ho ho mothafuckin ho. Santa's in the house and he wants to get busy! Again!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:46 am

Actually, no. I was pretty suprised. For as busy as it was, Lydia and I were the only Usual Suspects there. Not even Sensei stopped in... too bad, too, as Lydia was looking mighty fine in her fishnets and leg warmers, and I even managed to get a kiss or two...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:49 am

santa wrote:Ho ho mothafuckin ho. Santa's in the house and he wants to get busy! Again!

Perhaps these two trouble-makers can help you, Santa...

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:50 am

santa wrote:Ho ho mothafuckin ho. Santa's in the house and he wants to get busy! Again!

Oh my goodness. I did not say that. Someone is impersonating me.

You must help me clear my good name.

And, what is it with all these other 'Santas'?

I see I have some work to do.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:53 am

no no no, Santa... we like you better when you're naughty...

don't go a-changin'

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:55 am

Santa wants the one with the pom-poms! Come here you naughty naughty naughty elf and tell me what you want for Christmas!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:57 am

Why the hell does Santa keep talking to himself? You think maybe the stress is getting to him?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:58 am

maybe he's been traumatized by seeing all those replicas... maybe he thinks they're all clones, and that by talking to himself, he's really talking to them...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:58 am

Miss Guinivere! I'm sorry I missed that shot! I think I was in the coffee shop being ignored at the time... Looking good, the both of ya'...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:59 am

well, I'm gonna pm you a shot that you DIDN'T miss....

hold on...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:00 am

How about PMing me the shot that I missed?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:01 am

Can you PM me a shot of Patron?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:02 am

helitack wrote:How about PMing me the shot that I missed?

no

and

sputnik wrote:Can you PM me a shot of Patron?

no.

teehee!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:03 am

Damn. Someday, someway, someone will invent a way to do that.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:04 am

for now, you'll just have to do it the old fashioned way....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:05 am

Thanks.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:15 am

oh, Heli... don't be bitter... I just don't have any pictures of your naked ass to PM to you...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:16 am

Hey Heli! A buddy of mine is looking to buy land near Bishop or Benton. That's kind of down your way, right? He put a mortgage on his house for a renovation that didn't happen and now wants to score some acres. You have any words of wisdom you'd like to impart? And when is HeliCom? Shee-it, I'll bring the flaming Tecate!