Fuck!

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:18 am

Thanks for the explanation!

GE: sorry to hear of your fuckwit employee. Maybe now's the time to declare of office party for all who happened to come into work today. :-)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:25 am

Alpha wrote:Thanks for the explanation!

GE: sorry to hear of your fuckwit employee. Maybe now's the time to declare of office party for all who happened to come into work today.

yeah, i wish!

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:27 am

Alpha wrote:Can someone tell me what (the fuck) is a pineapple?

Curiously yours...

Short for "Pineapple express" (she used the term a few posts back) wet front coming from the tropics. She expected lots of nice snow. . .

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:53 am

Well fuck, the pineapple swept from your region across our mountains and left over two feet of powder up at the resorts. What did I get down here in the valley? Rain that took away my lovely blanket of white on the lawn. Ah, Utah. We get the ass-end of so many weather systems.

Come and ski here, you can crash in my basement. There's enough powder that when a kid fell 30 feet off the lift at Park City, he wasn't hurt at all.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:20 pm

Fuck... just plain fuck....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:22 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:fuck.

my ingrate (read: employee) called in sick this morning. Now I have to work all 9 hours in this fucking office by my fucking self.

Oh, and should I also point out that I gave him half of wednesday off, AND half of Thursday off? Fuck.
Why don't you give him the rest of his life off...?

NO! *gasp*

that would make me the ONLY employee again, and we're open 7 days a week! Fuck...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:29 pm

sounds like you'll just have to spend the extra time in the fucking bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:33 pm

stuart wrote:sounds like you'll just have to spend the extra time in the fucking bar

or i'll have to spend extra time fucking in the bar... either way, i'm passing the time...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:33 pm

Fuck! I don't live a normal life. My Saturday is your Monday, shit, sorry.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:03 pm

FUCK!

If i have to deal with Customer Ruby again, I'm going to scream. Fucking bitch. Goddamned greedy, take-everything-you-can-get-and-then-demand-more fuckstick.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:08 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:FUCK!

If i have to deal with Customer Ruby again, I'm going to scream. Fucking bitch. Goddamned greedy, take-everything-you-can-get-and-then-demand-more fuckstick.

Doesn't this come with an extra battery, battery charger, hands-free unit, and massaging head?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:46 pm

This post is to bury someones advertisement. Fuck.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:27 pm

he he he...

fuk

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:45 pm

I just opened my email box after having it on 'ignore' for four days and I have 84 fucking emails, most of which I am going to delete... FUCK!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:03 pm

There come moments in our lives when important parts of the foundation upon which we build that life seem to crumble. Not the material things, but the things we use to define what we are or aspire to be. The parts of our lives that we guard the closest and cherish. These moments cause us to falter, to drift, to question ourselves. I will be okay ... but fuck.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:14 pm

I fucking hate being on the pointy end of the screw! Grrrr!

Yes it's the fucking house! Again!

How do you know if the blocks are there to test your persistence, or if they are there to tell you to take another route? Fuck!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:20 pm

sparkletarte wrote:I fucking hate being on the pointy end of the screw! Grrrr!

Yes it's the fucking house! Again!

How do you know if the blocks are there to test your persistence, or if they are there to tell you to take another route? Fuck!

They there to tell you to take another route when your persistance is unable to overcome them. FUCK!

Everthing is exactly as it is supposed to be.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:49 am

Looks like the OSF (original fucking sock) posted in the wee hours on the Nature of Burning Man forum.

walmark · Post by **walmark** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:27 am

If we are here to help others, what the fuck are the others doing that they can't help them fucking selves?

Do your own fucking dishes ....

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:28 am

walmark wrote:If we are here to help others, what the fuck are the others doing that they can't help them fucking selves?

Do your own fucking dishes ....

Helping fucking us?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:31 pm

i was told this week by my boss that i am getting another fucking bonus.
not sure how much, but he told me i would be very surpirsed.

way fucking cool.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:14 pm

^5 Joel! Fuck, yeah!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:49 pm

Sigh.

When a 2003 heavy duty 3/4 ton truck, with a diesel engine, reaches 90,000k (what in miles, uh, 45,000?), do you really think the TRANSMISSION NEEDING TO BE REBUILT!!! is a normal thing? NO! of course not! It's stupid service guy, so don't act like it's normal, and service chick, telling me the same thing happened to you doesn't give me any confidence in the quality of your product. Thank fuck for warrantee but I'm worried about what happens in 30,000k when it runs out.

And charging me $45 just to tell me my alternator bracket is cracked isn't a way to get on my good side either.

Stupid fucking lack of domestic vehicular quality! Gah! Why oh why doesn't Toyota make full sized pick ups?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:50 pm

Way to fucking go on the bonus Joel!

[where can I sign up for one of those?]

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:58 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Sigh.

Gah! Why oh why doesn't Toyota make full sized pick ups?

They do ... the Tundra see here:

http://www.outdoorlife.com/outdoor/gear ... 37,00.html

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:01 pm

Oh, and FUCK!

http://www.toyota.com/tundra/

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:04 pm

Yeah no. I need a full size, 8 foot bed and diesel. Or I would have bought one. Thanks though!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:05 pm

make that a fucking full size.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:06 pm

Aren't you suppossed to be out getting your fucking Christams tree?!

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:07 pm

FUCK!

I stopped smoking cigs about 2 weeks ago, and my lung cilia, no longer anesthetized by nicotine, are all waking up and going "Fuck! What the fuck is all the tar shit?!" and shaking themselvves out, reintroducing all those good toxins in to my system so now I am totally sick with a nasty knock-you-on-your-ass cold and am coughing up mega lung biscuits and I think I pulled a muscle in my side from doing so.

The fucking joys of fucking quitting smoking...they don't tell you this in the anti-smoking ads.

FUCK!

And I'm totally going ot miss Santacon cuz I can't get out of bed, be within 10 ft of cigarette smoke, or drink any liquor.

FUCK FUCK DOUBLE FUCK!

on the bright side, Movielink just got a bunch of high-end kung fu movies, so being in bed isn't all that bad