Did you know that Larry Harvey is the Devil?

MyMotherThinksImASatanist · Post by **MyMotherThinksImASatanist** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:30 pm

At least thats what my mother has figured out. In her infinant wisdom and because she came across it on some website (even though its like the first time she has gotten on the web). She is convinced that Burning Man is a Satanic Festival. I keep telling her though that it can't be satanist festival because then we would have to acknowledge the existence of God. Well I for one will not do that, since He Doesn't Exhist! I'm not sure why I am even putting it here other than the fact that I know that even if you disagree you'll still love me anyway.

MyMotherThinksImASatanist

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:59 pm

hey.....ya mama

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:40 pm

is this the e-bonics thread?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 3:12 am

I think a whole lot of e-playa writers need dictionaries, spell-check and a little more grammar school.

MyMotherThinksImASatanist · Post by **MyMotherThinksImASatanist** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 3:36 am

Biatch be dissin tha shiat a brutha be layin down. Sup fool? Suckus be gettin wacked ova shiat like dat. Wat up mofo.

Alright so I misspelled a few words, had a run on sentence, and used poor punctuation. The real tragedy here that noone realizes is that I was valedictorian of my senior class. "God" bless America's public schools.

MyMotherThinksImASatanist

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:09 am

MyMotherThinksImASatanist wrote:Biatch be dissin tha shiat a brutha be layin down. Sup fool? Suckus be gettin wacked ova shiat like dat. Wat up mofo.

just as long as you dont be hatin'
theres a tread for that too you know.
a good read might i add.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:11 am

joel the ornery wrote:I think a whole lot of e-playa writers need dictionaries, spell-check and a little more grammar school.

i think instead of looking at it from an english teacher perspective. try looking at it as a new art form.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:56 pm

DE FACTO wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:I think a whole lot of e-playa writers need dictionaries, spell-check and a little more grammar school.
i think instead of looking at it from an english teacher perspective. try looking at it as a new art form.

A deficiency noted and not corrected is a new lower standard established.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:06 pm

what joel said.

again.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:58 pm

Is this thread dead yet? If not it should be.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:00 pm

no, sweetheart. we're dead and just too fucking dumb to fall down.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:50 pm

falling down is too easy. it's much more fun just to wander around moaning.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:51 pm

tzimisce1313 wrote:falling down is too easy. it's much more fun just to wander around moaning.

Go, zombies!

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:57 pm

it's all about the zombies.

"die flanders."
"dad, you killed the zombie flanders."
"he was a zombie?"

-simpsons, treehouse of terror

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:01 am

i fell in love with blenderhead when i read his sig line: the living dead are gimpy motherfuckers!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:10 pm

this is a good one...topic title-wise I mean.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:59 am

Did you know that the devil is a neurotic invention of the christian bougiouse middle class?

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:45 am

Hell and all this time I thought it was my cat....

hells bells,
the rebbi

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:14 am

rebbi, you always make me giggle!

gigglingly yours,
me

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:58 am

OK.
So, if Burning Man is a Satanic Event and if Larry Harvey is the Devil,
I make a motion that starting in 2005 we sacrifice ALL Virgins the night
of the Burn.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:07 am

OOOh! That was my idea! Ya, a sacrificial offering of hte virgins to appease BM Darkside.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:13 am

sexual virgins or burning man virgins? Because by the night of the burn there aren’t really many of either left on the playa, If you extend the idea of virginity to mean innocents you probably wouldn't even find any in Kidsville. Then again adopting a childlike joy and way of seeing the world maybe a lot of us refine ourselves into a new form of virginity. Fire after all is used in purification rites.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:16 am

Donita wrote:OK.
So, if Burning Man is a Satanic Event and if Larry Harvey is the Devil,
I make a motion that starting in 2005 we sacrifice ALL Virgins the night
of the Burn.

Hmmm, we could create a group of people who's job it is to do the sacrifice. What shall we be called ... de-flower children?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:20 am

what exactly is to be burned here? Mebbe us virgins could make our own mini effigies to be tossed in.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:23 am

Hey look, that's what I was talking about somewhere else.......here we are carrying on about satan and sacrifices and all and the newest registered user is......phoetus666!!!! *gasp*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:28 am

Well, actually, the idea of a virgin art burn the night before the man burn is something I brought up before. Kindof a celebration of their last night of virginity. I will try to start getting some balls rolling in the second week of January. I wanted to wait until people have gotten through the distractions of the holidays. Besides, I always feel this letdown after the holidays during the long trudge to spring through January and February. The virgin art project might give me something to occupy myself with and help the winter pass more quickly. (I like to visit winter and I like to play in winter, but I hate living in it)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:42 am

I've met Satan, and it wasn't Larry Harvey.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:52 am

I think my ex's family and he believe that I'm satan. mwah ha ha ha.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:36 pm

I am not the Devil I am God!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:06 am

tonytohono wrote:I've met Satan, and it wasn't Larry Harvey.

Was it Andy Rooney?

Did you know that Larry Harvey is the Devil?

Did you know that Larry Harvey is the Devil?

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