The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:44 am

*prone, and clawing her way in through the doorway*

coffee..........coffee...........

argh.

be careful, there are mimes out there again.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:44 am

helitack wrote:Whattsamatter? It's too damn quiet in here, heli is buying ALL the drinks today! Come and get em'

Oh...yeah, I'm there....

Macallen, por favor....

Slante'!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:46 am

helitack wrote:Whattsamatter? It's too damn quiet in here, heli is buying ALL the drinks today! Come and get em'

A Glenlivet French Oak casked with a Heifeweizen back
for the Italian masked with a furback.

Celebrating for being at work. Why you ask?
Because no one is fucking here. Nobody.
Which means I get to do some work for a fucking change rather alternate between wiping other's asses and kissing other's asses.
Ahhhh the life of a corporate whore.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:48 am

i really hope you wipe them first, then kiss.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:50 am

oh, Kitty Fricassee here for you all.
happy eatin'.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:51 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
be careful, there are mimes out there again.

Not any more.
They were very tasty.
It amuses me that they couldn't scream when I played with them.
Pity.

Cream. Belly rub. String. That order. Now.
*ignores all and licks crotch*
Don't make me spray the Fetid Cat Urine of Pestilance on the sofa.
*resumes licking crotch as if no one was around*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:54 am

actually, considering that string can kill a cat -

HERE YA GO, PUSS!

(one down, three to go...)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:54 am

mmMorning,...Coffee Pleeease

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:55 am

Rian Jackson wrote:oh, Kitty Fricassee here for you all.
happy eatin'.

Sorry, we're too Cute to kill.
Your lower intestine would rise up through your own stomach and strangle you with guilt.

*decapitates another mime with one swipe, but somehow in a really cute and endearing way*

Cream. Catnip. Now, hairless apes.

*resumes licking crotch*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:56 am

Rian Jackson wrote:*prone, and clawing her way in through the doorway*

coffee..........coffee...........

argh.

be careful, there are mimes out there again.

Here you go, and check this out:
http://www.ihatemimes.com/

heli has issues with mimes.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:58 am

Why is there a severed Mime arm in an invisible box out side?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:59 am

mmmm, coffee...

maybe I'm sympathizing a bit too much, BHA... it seems awfully cold in here...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:00 am

hiya, Zule. the damn Mime mimed that i was cute. i had NO choice.

more kitty fricassee?
or i can make kitty kabobs if someone wants to catch me one of those furballs.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:02 am

yeah, but getting the hair out of your teeth is such a pain...

get the blowtorch: we'll singe the kittyfur off!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:05 am

get the blowtorch: we'll singe the kittyfur off!!

How was it you burned your tits again?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:06 am

The heat is slowly coming back in the building, though it's pretty funny watching people try to work in hats and scarves and such.

As for moi, after a coffee from my friends' roastery and a non-dairy muffin from the health food cafe I am feeling it. On the subject of the holy bean, National Geographic's cover story this month is about caffine. The most amusing part is that the author, T. R. Reid, went to a London club where he met some ravers who were <i>going all night long</i> and he figures it must be the Red Bull they are drinking. Heh.

Mimes can kiss my ass

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:15 am

Zulegoona wrote:
get the blowtorch: we'll singe the kittyfur off!!
How was it you burned your tits again?

Vicarious fantasy?

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:37 am

Purring
Uselessly
Simpering
Sweetness

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:39 am

funny, at first , read that as 'pus'.

i need a dry cider, if someone wouldn't mind.
i can't get my bank accounts to balance. maybe.
now i get to spend lunch hour investigating.

how i hate the world of finances.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:39 am

bulbous
lobes
of
wanton
trophies
or
really
cushy
hooters

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:42 am

fluffy
ingrates
nag
at
newly
coffeed
ephemeral
sweeties

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:45 am

i think the cats are telling us to burn down a financial institution....
Wall Street?
Wal...Mart?

whatever are you trying to say, oh kittens of darkness?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:47 am

This is too cool, snow in the mountains here and floods in the low parts. Fun, fun, fun. Lemme have a beverage.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:48 am

Where
assholes
lie
luxuriously

Slay
them
rian
eviscerate
everyone
tonight

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:53 am

aaagh! they're in my head!

quick rob, the lawn mower! the kittens! get the kittens with the lawn mower!

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:56 am

meow
overtly
with
enthusiasm
rian

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:57 am

Someone have a tall whiskey for me. I am still trying to rid myself of the last of this cold and I need something to burn it out.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:01 am

they're talkigng to me, the fuckers!

first home invasion and now this!

Death
Involves
Evisceration

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:03 am

Sandwichman wrote:Someone have a tall whiskey for me. I am still trying to rid myself of the last of this cold and I need something to burn it out.

Jason

J - I still have half of that bottle of Michter's if you like. Good shite.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:08 am

Grossly
Exaggerated
Terrors

Outside
Urge
Transformation

Obscure
Feline

Manias
Yowling

Holler
Everyting
Aggravating,
Deadly

ok, so i'm crap at these. but they're making me do it.