The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:56 pm

Sweetened ice tea, please.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:57 pm

Fuck Mint Juleps, Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:59 pm

HUH? Sorry no goods here.......
A PBR for Heli!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:01 pm

buckethead alien wrote:In regards to my dear Velvet's aforementioned request, I have heard it said that a better tone is produced when the scrote is shaved smooth, so excuse me for a minute, please.

Scrote Shaver!!!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:01 pm

Fuckithead's a taker! Nice job! Now, I'm actually off to eat dinner right now, so I'll give your tender skin time to adjust and I'll check back with you later. Don't forget your silver pants...they do have a fly, right?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:02 pm

[shocked southern bell] Well, I nevah! [/shocked southern bell]

{harumphs, stomps out of bar}

I'm gonna go type a bit. Shit. Have fun for me, all you mutha fuckas!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:03 pm

*points*

Wouldcha look at this beauty!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:04 pm

OH MY! *blushes*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:05 pm

HEY! Fuck the shut up, can't a guy light the fucking hot tub without all this goddam noise>?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:06 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: PURPLE! GET IN HERE! WE'RE GETTIN' SLOPPY DRUNK, AND I REFUSE--HEAR ME?--REFUSE TO LET YOU MISS IT.

Yes, MA'AM!

*grabs shotglass in each hand, looks around, tucks one in cleavage and picks up third*

TO EXCESS!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:07 pm

CANNONBALL INTO THE HOTTUB!!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:07 pm

helitack wrote:
Martiansky wrote:Sure Koosh, I'll get ya one.........
If Heli is still around he can probably get you some whipped cream.
Whipped cream for koosh, extra whippy

Mmmm...whips....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:07 pm

Purple! Guini is out for a few.. but I'll drink to you, babe.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:09 pm

Oh Purple.....I have purple bike tires! MUWA HAHAHA!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:09 pm

Now how tha hell do you work this?

Velvet?!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:10 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Purple! Guini is out for a few.. but I'll drink to you, babe.

Skol, liebchen!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:11 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Now how tha hell do you work this?

Velvet?!

You dont know how to work your own scrote?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:13 pm

helitack wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Now how tha hell do you work this?

Velvet?!
You dont know how to work your own scrote?

I can't figure out how to hook it up to the Peavey.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:13 pm

oh, shit,

I feel a little, damn, I don't know, like, I might

mwuaaaaaahhsssssshloooooooggg
burp

oh ddear

mwuaaaaaahhsssssshlurrrrp

shit mutha fucka, it's a little rough on the way up

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:14 pm

I could help you turn that into a MIDI trigger BHA

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:15 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
helitack wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Now how tha hell do you work this?

Velvet?!
You dont know how to work your own scrote?
I can't figure out how to hook it up to the Peavey.

Duct tape and bailing wire

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:15 pm

ooohhh, nasty! Lightweight Mutha fucka!

Better drink MORE!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:16 pm

Yow! Boot an' rally. Stuart goes strong for the cause.

Hook me up.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:16 pm

How many watts is the peavey?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:19 pm

ah yeah, tis not the end mutha fuckas, just a new day dawning

I'm out

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:21 pm

Who blew chunks in the hot tub?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:21 pm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:23 pm

okay, fuckas...

I'm back. I have a beer in both hands.

BHA, I need to catch up. You know what to do.

Purple... I'll have that shot that's in yer cleavage..

M... you're my kinda drinker!

ANOTHER FEW ROUNDS FOR GUINI. SHE'S GOTSA CATCH UP!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:24 pm

More shots for Guin!
Don't go in the hottub....Stu blew chunks in there! NASTY!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:24 pm