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Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:04 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh... no beer for you.. .here I was, just trying to be nice..

by the way, Rian... I think I caught your can't-type-bug... I can't type for shit today...

Hey sandwich: that reminds me of people who come into my store and don't hang up their phone, but ask me a question. almost always, the answser to the question, whatever it is, is NO. You don't have time to hang up the phone and talk to me like a normal human, I don't have time to help you.

*grumble*

*Sandwich stops talking for a second looks at GE...*

What was that I am on hold?

I hate those people but one of my friends in Chicago found a way to get even. She listens to the conversations and writes down any bank info or addresses and when she is getting off the train she hands the info to the person and leaves them with a simple question "do you think I kept a copy next time talk quieter or get off the train" and off she goes.

Jason

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:17 pm

Stuart, when are ya gonna send me some of your magic miracle cure, huh?
i wish you were closer; i'd drive over and visit you. it's long overdue.

give me an address and I will give you the keys to the no hangover temple

I would love to see you, roll up some smokes, have a few drinks and chat like we did on the playa. Wipe aside some of the bullshit we ended up wading through.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:20 pm

exactly.
why are you so far away?
are you still looking to move to Kanadia?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:29 pm

REGURGITATE! REGURGITATE!
Throw up every thing you ate!
VOMIT! VOMIT!
YaaaaaaaYYY! VOMIT!

that cheerleader inside me is really getting on my nerves..

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:37 pm

cuz your weather sucks? cuz it's really difficult to get my job anywhere else but here? cuz I am a lazy mutha fucka?

Canadia? Perhaps. I have two scouting expeditions to do. I need to go check out Vancouver with my wife and also go check out the South Island of New Zealand where my bro just bought a house. Honestly, I have not been thinking about it that much. That is, until this morning...

Warning: Political vitriol below- feel free to ignore.
thing is, I have been on a semi-news boycott since the elections in order to try and be a little happier. In other words, emphasizing the act locally aspect of the equation for my own well being. Then, on a whim I turned on Amy Goodman this morning and heard about the muther fuckers what is being appointed right now. You know, the guy who says torture is AOK and the guy who says if you are raped by your father at the age of 14 you can fuck off and have that baby anyway. Yeah, those gems. So, I heard these little tidbits and now I am all 'fuck this country'.

Which reminds me, the other day I was knocking back booze with some pals, and some pals of pals. Turns out one of the pals of pals is a homophobe. One of the pals is gay but pretty discreet about it. So the ugly mutha fucka starts talking about this tragedy in Iraq where some guy whose job it is to enter coordinates for strikes of some kind or another screws up and enters in his own x-y and ends up getting splattered. I was lit at this point and full of loathing for this prick so I says 'Sounds like fucking poetic justice to me dude.'. He says sarcastically 'well that's patriotic.' It struck me because all during this war debate lefties like me get into this kneejerk of 'yeah man, I love this country but I hate the war' and some such shit like that. Well, after this guy makes his snarky comment it dawns on me: I am not a fucking patriot. Not after the past couple of years and the majority in this country vote for more of the same please. Not any more I aint.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:16 pm

I hate everything that those muthafucka's stand for, and I am still a patriot. Even if they hijack the power (they have), they can't poison the ideals. Fuck 'em. It's my country too...

Have a drink, Stuie...

Dr. Zigmunt · Post by **Dr. Zigmunt** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:30 pm

Ach, Herr Voodrow. Venn did you erst discover that you were, shall we say, ein Vang?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:34 pm

Dr. Zigmunt wrote:Ach, Herr Voodrow. Venn did you erst discover that you were, shall we say, ein Vang?

What the hell does 'vang' mean? Although, people are always 'en-venging' me... I tink...

Dr. Zigmunt · Post by **Dr. Zigmunt** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:38 pm

Woodrow wrote:
Dr. Zigmunt wrote:Ach, Herr Voodrow. Venn did you erst discover that you were, shall we say, ein Vang?
What the hell does 'vang' mean? Although, people are always 'en-venging' me... I tink...

Ach, mein Schmutzenglase ist nicht so gut. Ein Vang, ein Pfenis, a Tick--um, Dick, der Orgen von generation. . .

Dr. Zigmunt · Post by **Dr. Zigmunt** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:39 pm

Sie wisst--ein Cigar!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:43 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Oh... no beer for you.. .here I was, just trying to be nice..

by the way, Rian... I think I caught your can't-type-bug... I can't type for shit today...

Hey sandwich: that reminds me of people who come into my store and don't hang up their phone, but ask me a question. almost always, the answser to the question, whatever it is, is NO. You don't have time to hang up the phone and talk to me like a normal human, I don't have time to help you.

*grumble*
*Sandwich stops talking for a second looks at GE...*

What was that I am on hold?

I hate those people but one of my friends in Chicago found a way to get even. She listens to the conversations and writes down any bank info or addresses and when she is getting off the train she hands the info to the person and leaves them with a simple question "do you think I kept a copy next time talk quieter or get off the train" and off she goes.

Jason

You know, I don't really have a problem with it on trains or busses... to me, it's no different than having the TWO people next to me talking to each other loudly. It really doesn't bother me.

Other situations, though: like at dinner, at a movie theatre, at *gasp* a REAL theatre, things like that: drive me nuts.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:48 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: Other situations, though: like at dinner, at a movie theatre, at *gasp* a REAL theatre, things like that: drive me nuts.

Well you want to know what drives me nuts?

A steering wheel on my penis. THAT drives me nuts.

Thank you, thank you...anyone here from Cleveland?

Dr. Zigmunt · Post by **Dr. Zigmunt** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:48 pm

Nuts, du say. Vieleicht du vood like to tell mich alles.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:51 pm

Freezing Rain
Snow
likely

This is one forecast I hate to see and it is expected all weekend long.

Jason

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:53 pm

Ummm... Doc... I've always been a dick...

...How about you?...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:54 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:*in strolls Sandwich right by Purple and GE. To further aggravate them he pulls out a cell phone and starts talking loudly and never even dials*
Dude - hang up and walk!

Are you sure it wasn't a danish?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Freezing Rain
Snow
likely

This is one forecast I hate to see and it is expected all weekend long.

Jason

Being the owner of a nice enclosed carpeted hot tub chill space- this is PRECISELY what I like to see. Nothing like watching the snow fall whilest sipping margaritas in a comfy hot tub.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:58 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
Freezing Rain
Snow
likely

This is one forecast I hate to see and it is expected all weekend long.

Jason
Being the owner of a nice enclosed carpeted hot tub chill space- this is PRECISELY what I like to see. Nothing like watching the snow fall whilest sipping margaritas in a comfy hot tub.

Rob you still have my number, right? I live right next to the liquor store.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:00 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:*in strolls Sandwich right by Purple and GE. To further aggravate them he pulls out a cell phone and starts talking loudly and never even dials*
Dude - hang up and walk!
Are you sure it wasn't a danish?

Attention announcement here!

There were no pastries involved in the making of this Sandwich

Maybe some pasties but that is another story in itself.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:06 pm

Freezing rain and snow? Perfect... I'm gonna' layer myself 'til I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy...

... It looks like you already have...

Shuddap...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:07 pm

it was sposed to snow again here last night but we got jipped.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:08 pm

samtzu wrote:Freezing rain and snow? Perfect... I'm gonna' layer myself 'til I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy...

... It looks like you already have...

Shuddap...

Personally, I'm a Michelan Man Woman, myself.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:09 pm

i'm more machiavellian, myself.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:10 pm

Yeah, in general it's better to go wtih the italians than the french.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:13 pm

hey, speaking of italians and m's - at least the trains run on time?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:22 pm

Hm. I don't know of the m's so I'm missing the joke. I must go to the "Shame" thread and wallow.

Oh, wait, Macheivelli, Mussolini.

Dang, narrow escape. *fishy wipes sweat off brow. How does fishy aquire browsweat? Ha, ha, for fishy to know and you to (never) find out.*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:24 pm

Well, while out "touring" Death Valley today, Kristy and I found a box with every kind of liquor that e-bar people drink. Here ya go! And attached is todays weather, very nice indeed!

http://www.nps.gov/deva/

Isn't it a wonderful day. heli

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Hm. I don't know of the m's so I'm missing the joke. I must go to the "Shame" thread and wallow.

Oh, wait, Macheivelli, Mussolini.

Dang, narrow escape. *fishy wipes sweat off brow. How does fishy aquire browsweat? Ha, ha, for fishy to know and you to (never) find out.*

the real question is where you acquired that brow.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:44 pm

Stole it from a devolving ape, of course.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:54 pm

Goodbye my eplaya friends and drunks. I see you tomorrow.

A toast! To the end of the workday! TGIW!

Fishy out.

The Bar

comet it makes your mouth turn green...comet it tastes like