The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:47 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:And is this "lord" clonmore we're talking about? That fits meter beautifully.

tis indeed Lord Clonmore

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:48 pm

i'd love a nice smooth shot of tequilyaaaa.....

..got nay?

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:49 pm

and please tell me how to post that damned avataatatatar

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:49 pm

gizray wrote:i need a drink.....

.....and i have the funniest fucking avatar ever.....

.....if i can figure out how to post a jpg file from hotmail.....
....i....duhhhh....ned hepl........

You need to size it to 80px by 80px... then you can access the post avatar feature on your profile (upper right)...

Save the pic to your desktop... resize it and then post it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:50 pm

Hi gizray,

I think you'd have to down load the image to your computer before browsing to select it for an avatar but size, and file size could be a problem

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:51 pm

stands behind bar with sleeves rolled up, wiping out mug with rag

Hey Z, good one

but GE how do you pronounce "Elise" cause I'm thinking like the song "fur elise"

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:53 pm

Of the women who've slept with Lord Cronmore,
(and they are numerous you should be sure)
none ever said
he was no good in bed
(but none of them asked for an encore!)

Ooh, I like it. Twenty minutes thinking hard, and then one I like comes out in 30 seconds. That second line still needs a little adjustment, but it's damn good notwithstanding.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:53 pm

sets shot in front of gizray

Anyone else need a drink?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:53 pm

eee-leese...

not: uh-leese

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:54 pm

another rum caucasian, blue?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:54 pm

gizray wrote:and please tell me how to post that damned avataatatatar

The pic can be no larger than 80 pixels square. It can be smaller. If you cannot resize it send it to me and I will do if for you and send it back. But that offer only stands for about 10 minutes... I may be leaving soon. PM for email if interested.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:56 pm

(giggles)

Sorry Z, thought so. You might have to tweak yours now.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:57 pm

woo hoo! perfect!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:57 pm

I think it's funny. None of you fuckers do?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:58 pm

mixes rum caucasian and sets infront of Ranger

It's on me, thanks for the entertainment

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:59 pm

Okay, nevermind. should have waited ten more seconds before posting. Some of that other info is too good not to make a limerick about. I'll post any further ones I come up with on my old Limerick thread.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:59 pm

Naw, just makes my brain hurt, I gave it a shot,

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:01 pm

(sorry, meant to type this before)

lays head on arm laughing and banging fist on bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:02 pm

There was just a deathly silence like you didn't like it or something. Glad that's not the case. My sense of humor is sometimes a little different from that of others.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:03 pm

Excellent, I'll keep an eye out for them. Thanks Genius!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:04 pm

ah tied again.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:05 pm

no, really RG: those are ALL fucking great! Thank you so much! What a fabulous evening!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:05 pm

This fucker did.............................................................................

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:05 pm

i think that tony is giving me a 'hand' with me avatar

anyone for another shot of tequilyaa?

how bout a little of the smooooothest anejo we can get our hands on?

soggestions?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:05 pm

Why don't you try a Haiku, Z? Actually, if they're humorous, they're technically Senryu. They can be funnier, and more artfully crafted (it's hard to make a joke in 17 syllables) than any limerick.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:07 pm

I got it gizray... give me a few minutes and I'll e-beam it back to you. =)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:07 pm

pours shot for gizray and one for herself

eh why not?

SLAM!

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:11 pm

been saving this

crop it if necessary, been waitin a long time to use this one......

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:12 pm

thanks owl

needed that one

(warm feeling rolling down chest)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:12 pm

LOL Gizray... Uh.... okay... I made you three variations.

HAHA you're a fucking nut brother.