The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:32 am

How did you like the completed limericks, crypto? I value your critiques.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:34 am

Ranger Genius wrote:How did you like the completed limericks, crypto? I value your critiques.

I was thinking of reviving and revamping your limerick thread. Have us give you subjects and see what you can churn out.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:57 am

This is the odd part of my Wednesday when I sit around waiting for pages to proofread. Anyone care to join me in a tipple whilst I wait?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:59 am

Can i suggest that RG share these limericks in a dedicated thread?
I miss out every night....
and this board is too hard to navigate to find them.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Can i suggest that RG share these limericks in a dedicated thread?
I miss out every night....
and this board is too hard to navigate to find them.

I've been thinking that we need a bar thread index thread.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:06 am

Vodka is just grain alchohol cut with water. That's the recipe pure and simple. Now, the water used makes a big difference. Gin is also grain alchohol cut with water but botanicals are also added.

According to a random survey of indignant Vodka swilling Polish immigrant soccer players Vodka was first created in Poland and was not originally made with potatoes.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:16 am

I'll go bump that thread and post my recent ones there. watch for it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:19 am

So I take it that I am drinking alone. Fine. Have it that way then.

*sulk*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:25 am

Oh give me some of the late harvest riesling then!

*looks around for LeChatNoir*
here kitty, kitty, kitty, let me scratch your chin. . .

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:30 am

For now I want a tiny glass of Madeira. Blandy's 15-year-old. Brings back memories of that blessed island.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:34 am

Afternoon to all of ya. I think I am in the mood for tall shot of tequila. Just sounds good today.

Jason

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:36 am

Okay, bumped the limericks thread, and added the ones from last night's festivities. Even the one that wasn't very good, but it was a learning process (and GE wasn't specific enough about what she wanted.)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:40 am

I would surely love to drink with ya. A good stout beer to soften this day a bit. So much cleaning....cleaning.....c l e a n i n g.......

{sounds of need emanating from the portal.....children's hands reach out and snatch giggles away, a look of near desperation upon her face, hands reaching for beer}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:43 am

Cheers, Giggs. Good luck in sick bay.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:05 pm

I'll have a quick drink...

hey, BHA... how are ya?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:06 pm

Good, GE. Eyes stinging (see stoopid work thread). And you? you have clothes on yet?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:08 pm

oh, of course I do.

sorry to hear about that popcorn.

what're we drinking?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:10 pm

*Sandwich slips out as easily as he slipped in, unnoticed*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:11 pm

I need to go outside for some air I think. Looks like Joel's basement in here or something.

Madeira sound okay to you?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:16 pm

BHA, have you been to my house, 'cause it sounds like it?

give me a Jameson's, neat... and a Guinness... make it two, each.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:31 pm

Jus' figured, Joel. Jameson's aye. Guinness aye. Maybe I'll join you. Blast the mincy stuff.

All this limerick talk has "Friggin' in the Riggin'" running through my head.

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:57 pm

my avatar is friggin with his riggin--i suppose

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:05 pm

Friggin' indeed.

ooooo-weeee-ooooo! officer on deck!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:08 pm

hee hee hee - there's a nekkid boy in the bar.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:09 pm

You want nekked?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:10 pm

Sure, I like nekkid!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:18 pm

Wait! I can't see you, doesn't count.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:18 pm

Way to go, Giggs. That'll show the late-night nekked posters.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:20 pm

That better?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:22 pm

Ooo wee, and what's going on in here this afternoon?

The Bar

basement or the step-sons rat's nest... you be the judge