The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:43 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:ahhh, Sam. Need another drink? Seems as though we're on the same wavelength....

Please, and thank you... makes sense to me... if one doesn't want the other, then the other needs to back the fuck off.... eh?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:45 pm

tisha2 wrote:.. and as it is simply jealous harassment we will jump on yer ass every time it happens.

You used the royal "we"! That alone is enough to bring Sensei out of a deep slumber. One so rarely hears the royal "we" these days...

I love you ladies... Tish you know I'm madly in love with you, but please, no more royal "we"s.

I can't believe the WoTA use their powers on a 24 year old girl! Sure, she's an obsesive-compulsive loon, but that's what makes her special in my book!

And furthermore, I suspect Heli can handle his own shit. With one hand even.

So, aside from gangin' up on little girls, what have you guys been up to? Hmmm?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:45 pm

a hard lesson to learn.... it requires much maturity and grace, and a swallowing of one's pride, for a few moments...

scotch?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:46 pm

SENSEI!!! Have a drink, my brother... long time no hear from you...

Wassup?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:46 pm

SENSEI!!!

welcome back!

what're you drinking?? Pear brandy sidecar with a sidecar?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:47 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:a hard lesson to learn.... it requires much maturity and grace, and a swallowing of one's pride, for a few moments...

scotch?

Amen, and amen...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:hello you sexy little kitty!!

Merow!! (raising feline eyebrows, which though well hidden within the rest of the fur, are certainly there)

Oh, oh... Guinivere?... may I have a drink too?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:48 pm

bUh bYe!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:50 pm

First a toast:

(Thanks for the Sidecar, babe!)

To GuinivereElise and Samtzu and Blueniteowl! May their job searches be short yet fruitful. Oy!

Now, where was I?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:51 pm

having flashbacks from the last time we tried to talk about this. hmmm...

frenchpuss: what're you drinking, my fabulous feline friend?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:51 pm

Sensei wrote:First a toast:

(Thanks for the Sidecar, babe!)

To GuinivereElise and Samtzu and Blueniteowl! May their job searches be short yet fruitful. Oy!

Now, where was I?

Well, my first interview was greeted with a rasberry... is that what you mean by 'fruitful'?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:51 pm

Sensei wrote:First a toast:

(Thanks for the Sidecar, babe!)

To GuinivereElise and Samtzu and Blueniteowl! May their job searches be short yet fruitful. Oy!

Now, where was I?

I will gladly raise a glass to that.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:52 pm

and do you need a belly scritch?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:54 pm

She left just as I came back, but i see you all handled that well. UBer, if you ever come back and read this:

Thanks for being honest with us. Can i recommend that perhaps the best way to win someone's heart isn't by harrassment?

I'd move on. Heli and Kristy seem damn happy to me, and the likelihood of you breaking into that is slim.

And hey, there's a drink here for you still, for any time you come back - without harassing them - and just join us for a little chill time. Ok?

pssst. hey puss, are you still there? come back down here to the lap...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:55 pm

thanks sensei!

and fishie, a belly scritch sounds great! *lays down in front of the Fishist*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:56 pm

*handing rian her bloody*

hey babe. must be nice to just walk away when things get uncomfortable, huh? mature as hell...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:and do you need a belly scritch?

Did you say, "scritch"? Why, yes. Yes, I would like a scritch. I would like a scritch very much indeed.

* Curling up at Crypto's feet *

Can't stay kids. The boss is lookin' sideways at me!

Sensei out.

P.S. Sandman - get some sleep once in awhile big fella!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:57 pm

and do you need a belly scritch?

Oh, sure... I’m always game for that, but it would seem that GE beat me to it. But did I hear the word "Lap"?? (hopping once again up to RJ).

So, fishy... I’ve been having the strangest dreams lately. Do you know anyone named "Porter Playa”? That name keeps coming to me when I sleep.

frenchpuss: what're you drinking, my fabulous feline friend?

Oh, I’ll take... ummm... a Guinness... since it also starts with a “Guin”.

Hoy, sammich...

Vinyl... I hear it’s addictive, yes?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:58 pm

Guinness for the frenchpuss...

[nuzzles frenchpuss' nose with her own]

good to see you, baby!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:58 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*handing rian her bloody*

...corpse?

...blade?

...dismembered hand?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:00 pm

oh, just another body of a stupid customer that I dispensed with....

but, it's nice and chilled... (it was in the fridgidaire)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:00 pm

*cuddling LCN*

god, kitty, i'm gonna take ya home with me.

hey everyone - don't ask because it's not yer business, but tomorrow, please direct all of your good eplaya juju to CoWorkerLurker. He'll need it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:01 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:*handing rian her bloody*
...corpse?

...blade?

...dismembered hand?

invective...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:02 pm

Sensei wrote:P.S. Sandman - get some sleep once in awhile big fella!

I have been doing much better as of late. This week is kind of mad but it will get back into rythym soon enough.

Also, did you see that I got new toy the other day? It sure makes some perty sounds.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:02 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:thanks sensei!

and fishie, a belly scritch sounds great! *lays down in front of the Fishist*

*fishy shrugs. and begins to whisper, "porter, good dark, microbrew pooooorrrrteeeer. a sixpack--to the playa--for the fishy-- a pooorteer..."*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:02 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:*cuddling LCN*

god, kitty, i'm gonna take ya home with me.

hey everyone - don't ask because it's not yer business, but tomorrow, please direct all of your good eplaya juju to CoWorkerLurker. He'll need it.

Jesus, if it's what a bunch of us here have been getting, he's got my juju coming...

... or my "Asian Mojo", as I like to call it...

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:03 pm

i dIdN't wAlK aWaY. aNd wHo aRe yOu tO pUsH mAtuRiTy? wHaT dO yOu tHiNk hE cOuLd pOsSiBlY sEe iN sOmEbOdY LiKe tHaT? i ReSt mY cAsE.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:05 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i dIdN't wAlK aWaY. aNd wHo aRe yOu tO pUsH mAtuRiTy? wHaT dO yOu tHiNk hE cOuLd pOsSiBlY sEe iN sOmEbOdY LiKe tHaT? i ReSt mY cAsE.

Well, it's not your office to decide what he should see. I don't know her well enough to fill in your 'like that' blank, and i suspect that you don't either.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:06 pm

wHaTeVeR

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:07 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHaTeVeR

mAtUrE...