The Bar

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:22 pm

Do anything exciting today?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:34 pm

Not really exciting but kind of entertaining,.. made up some more posters for Apokiliptika, and wove some wire...

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:38 pm

hello all

i'm jealous, i love the smell, crackle and warmth of a nice fire

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:45 pm

Oh Hi,..... sorry I was catching up on things,.. how are you doing this evening gizray

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:58 pm

feeling just dandy, winding it down for sleepy time

anyone else sleepy?

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:59 pm

what type of posters are you making--printing style wise?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:55 am

This guy needs to go to burning man ...

http://www.zefrank.com/cause/index_better.html

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:26 am

That was good Geekster

OK. Regular coffee for the regulars. I'm decafing today.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:22 am

How-do. I'm still on the Kona. Used to do the decaf trip but my grades suffered, so to speak. Doing some writing now so I'll be in and out.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:30 am

geekster wrote:This guy needs to go to burning man ...

http://www.zefrank.com/cause/index_better.html

- BHA's short-film review -

I wondered what was up with his mouth.

Figures he'd use mac (not the computer).

Hated the ending.

Rating: One thumb up a goat's ass.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:41 am

buckethead alien wrote: - BHA's short-film review -

I wondered what was up with his mouth.

Figures he'd use mac (not the computer).

Hated the ending.

Rating: One thumb up a goat's ass.

How about this... from: http://www.horsecity.com/stories/090101 ... s_ML.shtml

There are two basic ways to clean the sheath of the horse. One is to have your veterinarian sedate your horse so that it will extend (drop) its penis. The second way is to train your horse to have his sheath cleansed. This can easily be done by teaching your horse (a good time is when you are washing the sweat off after a good work out) to allow you to touch his sheath area. You must let the horse know that you're handling his penis and sheath and that the procedure will be nonpainful. Be careful! Anxious horses may kick when you first try to clean their sheath area. Take time and your horse will slowly trust your gentle training. Sheath cleaning must be a non-painful procedure.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:51 am

That explains A LOT. Yes indeedy.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:24 am

hey all. quick coffee to go for me. was up all night with the pooch.

im a firm believer that anyone who thinks they want to have a baby should first be required to have a puppy. puts things in perspective.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:01 am

Stopping by for a cup o' joe before I go back to work. I see Sputnik has provided a liquid caffeine boost once again...I thank you! And did LeChat do the re-supply? Thank you too!

Guin, what's wrong with your poochie? I hope he's feeling better soon.
I always tell people that driving a schoolbus is natural birth control!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:24 am

hello again y'all. having recovered from Specta's post about cleaning horse dick, I feel that it's time to wade back into the water. Well, the thermos of Kona I brought with me to work may have something to do with it. Friends, don't let friends post on Kona.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:36 am

dammit....someone give me beer...this "sobriety" thing sucks ass....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:41 am

One BEER for LamplighterDuke!

Now I'm out the door to the bus! Later!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:44 am

nah...actually its too early for beer....

TEQUILA BODY SHOTS ANYONE???

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:46 am

You pouring, Lampie?! This coffee has me right out of my mind.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:47 am

yeah, sure thing...im pouring...but someones gotta lay down first....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:58 am

*ripping off shirt to reveal 12-pack abs*

how's this?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:59 am

"Those of us who'd been up all night were in no mood for coffee and doughnuts. We wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press."

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:07 am

*cough*

Brakk!!!

Just getting some of that Kona and dropping off some fresh magic donuts, but since you're not in the mood for them... well, I'll leave them here just in case

Have a good one!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:19 am

Morning everyone. And happy or merry or uh yeah...Fat Tuesday. Anyone doing anything fun this evening? I am out to promote and go shak my booty a little bit.

Jason

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:51 am

(Swinging into the bar with several big bowls, and many cooking utensils, and feeling much better than he did earlier)

Though I shy away from organized religion these days, I still hold dear many of the things from growing up Episcopal. And one of those is the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Dinner. So... I’m gonna be whipping up a big batch of pancakes, bacon, and sausage for the entire Bar. But I’ll be adding the twist my own family puts on this event... (no kidding) DRINKING BEER!!

You’d be surprised how well a good dark beer goes with such a hearty meal. Umm-mmm. You bet.

(black cat begins to mix up the batters.. sourdough, buckwheat, and the good old standby... bisquick. Places the multiple, huge mixing bowls into the Never Ending Refrigerator so he can retrieve them later in the day.)

Sammich, make sure you come back and fuel up before you go shake that thang to those good House jams.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:02 am

I totally agree GE.

My wife and I can barely manage the two feral cats that decided to make our yard their home.

No Kiddies For Us

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:10 am

Can I get a pint of Ibuprofen and a big ol Kona? Jeebus

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:11 am

Jeebus Heli! Are you still alive after last night?!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:13 am

barely, I do have a pulse, and adequate respirations, shit

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:16 am

No, LCN. He's not shake-ing his booty. He's shak-ing it. I hope he's shak-ing it with his wife.