The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:17 pm

I'll have some aftershave.

In fact, make it a double.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:33 pm

(dragging in and easing behind the bar)

Any porter left anywhere?

(rumaging, clinking of bottles in the icebox)

Aha!!

Well??? How's it going this evening?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:41 pm

Just swilling personal hygiene products. You?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:46 pm

Just swilling personal hygiene products. You?

Ahhh, the good ol’ days.

How’s about a shot of that aftershave for me, huh? Takes me back to when I was a stray.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:00 pm

(downing a shot glass of some blueish, pungent liquid)

*BURP*

uh-huh... that's the stuff right there.

Alright... i'm going over the the dark section of the bar until it picks up a bit in here. I could liven it up myself by dancing on the table, but nobody'd see me...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:09 pm

You're always being watched, noir.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:13 pm

A spray bottle of Windex please! And keep 'em coming!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:19 pm

I guess that way you don't have to clean the glass afterward.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:22 pm

Damn straight, RG. *taps forehead gently* I'm always thinkin'.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:24 pm

Here [ ]

is a permanently cold and carbonated beer for whenever Dallasplaya appears, which isn't too often. My black rock necklace just arrived and it's great!

Now I'm off to watch a movie- I got Valley of the Dolls, Beyond Valley of the Dolls (talk about cleavage), and Gigi. See you later!

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:27 pm

I just hope I don't start dippin' into the Pine Sol later. That stuff always leaves me with such a *wicked* hangover...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:37 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Just swilling personal hygiene products. You?

Hey! That sounds good, but I can't decide between the AfroSheen or the Hai Karate...

I'll have the Hai Karate on the rocks; in a tall glass with a little bamboo umbrella, please.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:39 pm

Jeebus Sparkletarte. Those pictures! Yeoooooow

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:45 pm

Gonna go play some video games. Later kids.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:52 pm

You're always being watched, noir.

Why you think I keep sittin’ in the dark part?

(Pouring a glass of aqua velva on the rocks and goes back to the shadows)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:18 pm

You guys sure have weird tastes in drinks.

Well, my attempt at getting a creative project going has stalled already. I just don't have the right wire. Gonna have to go pick some up next time I get a chance to get out of this house. Crap ... oh well, I guess I'll just have to work on something else in the mean time.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:55 pm

I'll have a Trader Joe's carrot juice, thats not weird.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:14 pm

blueniteowl wrote:You guys sure have weird tastes in drinks.

It's just old school.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:16 pm

right ... old school.

So, anyone around?

I see lurkers.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:17 pm

Damn game program is corrupted. Lost my profile and everything. So fuck it. I'll get drunk with the folks in the bar. How goes it?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:20 pm

eh, frustrating. Trying to work on some gifts but I don't have a good size wire for what I want to do. Sooo, I'm kind of stuck until I can get out.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:23 pm

(waking up and blurting out, "My Fur!!" , then realizing where he is, finsihing off the aqua velva)

Oh, man... that’s good stuff.

And my breath smells so refreshing...

Ok, I’ve been blacking in and out over here in the corner for a while now and it seems that every time I come to, somebody’s been here and gone.

Oh, hey people... when did you get here?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:24 pm

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:25 pm

Wow. We're still drinking hygiene products? We started with just splashing them on our freshly shaven genitalia.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:26 pm

Here's your carrot huice jeli... er..ah, carrot juice, heli.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:26 pm

Seriously, you guys are weird.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:27 pm

You really think so? Seriously?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:27 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Seriously, you guys are weird.

An understatement.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:27 pm

yeah, but I bet we make you laugh!!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:29 pm

maybe, say somethin' funny.