The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:29 pm

Blue Mink Bifocals.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:32 pm

not very funny

you know, I used to have a pair of burgundy velvet sunglasses

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:33 pm

maybe, say somethin' funny.

Damn... I can’t win.

Well... I'd love to hang around longer, but I think I’m going on back to the house for some sleepy time. (jumps on the bar and gives blue a big, sloppy aftershave kiss on the cheek, looks at RG, but thinks twice.)

Goodnight, all. See ya *hiccup* later...

(weaves out the door, hops on his bicycle and vears out into the pitch black. A distant crash, sounding not unlike a sack of rocks colliding with garbage cans, is heard along with MEOWREER!!... then momentary silence followed by a squeaky bicycle noise fading off to nothing)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:35 pm

Ah, thanks for the kiss Mr. Noir.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:35 pm

looks at RG, but thinks twice.)

What? I'm freshly shaved!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:44 pm

Hmmm, I think I'm out of things to say.

I'm just going to get a drink, a few of those and I might start spouting poetry.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:45 pm

Or at least, you'll think it's poetry. If we've had enough, we might think so too.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:47 pm

Exactly!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:38 am

Sheesh, no one's been here for a while!

Puts a big pot of coffee on to brew with the special any flavor you want coffee beans.

Wow, what were people drinking last night? From the looks and smells of these empty glasses it seems they were drinking aftershave and .......window cleaner? Damn, must've been a wild night!!

washes glasses and sets them to dry in rack, wipes down bar...

I'll have to stop back later and get some coffee.

walks out door.....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:14 am

Dang...

I bet sputnik to the Bar today. That's unusual, but the coffee's brewed... right on.

(pouring a steamy mug)

*SLURP* Ahhh....

Well, I guess I'm outta here

(stops to check on Blue and RG, who've passed out in the NEB. Tucks blanket up around each and then heads to work)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:01 am

well fuck me running.

I'm gonna need some of this coffee if I'm going to even leave my house today.

morning all.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:05 am

here's your coffee Guin

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:07 am

thanks heli. how you feeling today?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:08 am

Better, I think I drank the drinkin outta me.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:15 am

well,there's something to be said about that...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:17 am

....yep

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:30 am

Hiya morning people. They were out of Kona beans at the roastery this morning so all I have is some French roast Brazil. Hope it's okay.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:32 am

Works for me BHA. Tonight I may go to the meet and greet in Ann Arbor, so I need extra fortification to keep me going.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:34 am

Jeez, I read "extra fornication" and thought, "go, man, go!"

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:37 am

Let's see...Larry Harvey...David Best...Action Girl. One outta three ain't bad

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:39 am

What are you wearing?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:42 am

aren't you supposed to be paying $0.99 a minute for that info, BHA?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:42 am

Clothes...what are you wearing?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:49 am

But seriously, I'm just going in street clothes. There will be so many people dressed to impress that I'll stand out by being 'normal'.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:55 am

$0.99 cents a minute!? Such a deal...I've been paying at least twice that and they never tell me!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:58 am

You can pay me via paypal....so where's my money?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:02 am

$0.99 cents

brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department...

Fuck. I need more coffee...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:05 am

That's what editors are for, sunshine.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:08 am

hey, I thought you WERE the editor...

besides, I was trying to be funny.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:25 am

And we all know editors are antithetical to humor.