The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:26 pm

Thanks kitty. The fireworks have been a bit too much.

* fishy's fin comes out from the NEB to grab a reserve plate of waffles. For their own protection, of course.*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:28 pm

reserve plate of waffles

Be safe in reality camp RJ... just like these waffles.

are those strawberries on top there?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:31 pm

Keep posting... we’ve got to get out of these tumultuous years!!

(ducks under the NEB planning on returning later)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:35 pm

[sleepy whisper]best plan I've heard all day[/sleepy whisper]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:42 pm

Free ewaffles to the next 10 eartheans in this bar!

*fishy plugs in waffle iron and opens fresh bottle of maple syrup.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:47 pm

*fishy sobs into her glass*

* she raises it*

To Mutual Respect!

*downs and pours another*

To Friday Afternoon!

*downs and pours another*

To not seeing the crap on this board for TWO WHOLE DAYS!

*downs it and finds bottle empty*

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:56 pm

Greetings. It's finally Friday and I actually have a weekend off. I'd like to start celebrating by drinking shots of tequila. I brought a case, so help yourselves. And I'd like to propose a toast: Here's to Strength. The strength we have to have when female sibling drama queens try to mess with us and we just don't let 'em. Here! Here! *SLAM*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:26 pm

wow....crazy ass shit goin on up in heah today... sorry (?) i missed it....

*slams a shot of patron with Donita*

yah! happy weekend, muthafuckas!

ps - patience gets a comp tab for that avatar.

ciao bellas!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:30 pm

Fuck that shit!

I want the waffles.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:32 pm

(Head poking out from under the NEB)

waffles?? (strawberry and maple syrup dripping from whiskers)

I’d take a few more... er ah... a couple of waffles!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:33 pm

Whoa! What tha hell was that thing?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:35 pm

To not seeing the crap on this board for TWO WHOLE DAYS!

Oh, fishy... you should use my method. I don’t see it period, I just hang out here in the bar.

Whoa! What tha hell was that thing?

what thing?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:37 pm

Heeeeyyy... wait a minute there... you ain't one o’ them martians are you?

I swore an oath against letting these waffle fall into the wrong hands.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:39 pm

* picks up head off the bar *

Christmas on a cracker! Was that Tish that just zoomed through here?

She makes Sensei feel all squishy.

* falls face-first back onto bar *

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:43 pm

She makes Sensei feel all squishy.

Yeah, I believe it was her. (lifts Sensei's head and places a small pillow under it) Wish she'd stay longer...

Ok, bucket... I’m heading back under the NEB with a couple of these waffles here, but...

I got my eye on you...

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:01 pm

Ahhh, it seems nice and calm around here, that's nice. Everyone's all okay? No one got torched by the flame thrower?

Meeting went okay I think, won't know til next Thursday, want to get started right now, so it goes.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Bucket of scotch, please? My Ex is in town with her hubby and they are staying here for the weekend. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:50 pm

samtzu wrote:Bucket of scotch, please? My Ex is in town with her hubby and they are staying here for the weekend. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

oh man, is that uncomfortable?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:07 pm

(the lump under the NEB that is black cat suddenly begins to deflate until the blanket is flat. The all of the sudden, from outside the bar a clatter arises and in rides the cat on a bicycle with a special bucket hook on it. he cruises by Sam and drops off one bucket of scotch.)

I feel you pain, my borther...

Here's a straw.

(he rides back out the door and then the lump slowly re-inflates under the NEB)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:12 pm

samtzu wrote:Bucket of scotch, please? My Ex is in town with her hubby and they are staying here for the weekend. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

what the sam hell is that all about?????
Jäger please.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:36 pm

I had to step away and entertain, and I did that by mainly biting the hell out of my tongue...

Yeah, they're came here because it is my grandson's birthday today (TWO!), so my oldest, his wife and my grandson all came over here. My youngest son and his girlfriend live here, soooooo, my ex invited themselves here.

They have all gone out to dinner, so NOW I will have that scotch... and a well deserved pipe... *sigh*..... she is the reason I hate drama....

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:43 pm

Fukin hell man. I wish I could be there to polish off a bottle of Lagavulin or Oban or whatever with you. I can see it now, drunk and making woodrow references, me running interference. Oh man, that sounds like pure comedy...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:46 pm

Thanks, BullD... Woodrow stayed out of sight and unreferenced....

Yeah, he's a former friend of mine and I still like him, but things haven't gotten rather strained because I really don't like her.... They flew in from CA this evening and are leaving Sunday... I will survive...

Oban sounds great, BTW....

Slante'..

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:51 pm

“May the road rise to meet you and the rain fall softly on your fields;
may the wind be always at your back and may you live to see your children's children; may God hold you in the hollow of his hand and may you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you are dead;
may you know nothing but happiness from this day until then.”
SLAINTE!

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:52 pm

got a bit of the mick in ya then eh?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:06 pm

bullD wrote:got a bit of the mick in ya then eh?

I'm almost all mick... my first drink (at the age of ten, administered by my father and uncle) was Bushmills (yeah, I know... it's from the North Counties), and we can trace our lineage back to the thirteenth century.... Celtic? Oh yeah...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:11 pm

oh yeah!!! Bushmills! breaking you in PROPER.

Very fukin cool BTW! 13th century damn.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:18 pm

Yeah, Henry Three sent some people over, and they married into our line... so, in a way, I can go back to William the Conqueror... (yeah, me and about ten million other people) 1066 was a great year for the family...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:26 pm

William the Conqueror? that must make woodrow really stand at attention.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:47 pm

Shhhh.... he doesn't know... he's cocky enough as it is...