The Bar

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:51 pm

just a little cock talk, there's nothing to hear here. please go to the bar and proceed getting your swerve on, thank you.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:53 pm

Hey Heli... were celebrating my ex-wife staying at my house with her current husband (I was #2, he is #5)... I'm downing scotch... what'r you havin'?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:58 pm

Nothing but water, 58 PBR's and a quart of El Tesoro in 3 days, kicked my ass.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:02 pm

helitack wrote:Nothing but water, 58 PBR's and a quart of El Tesoro in 3 days, kicked my ass.

You wuss... (JESUS!)

Hey, I'm outta' here, guys... need to watch a movie and decompress... catch ya' on the flip flop...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:05 pm

On my first drink of the night. Homebrew.
feels good.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:09 pm

Heli, that sounds painfull, sheesh.

Reba, I think you have inspired me to have a brew myself. I'm starting to feel better so I can do that, right?

Later Sam, good luck brother.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:13 pm

Oh, man... a 6-pack of Guinness down and thought I check in here and see whats happenin'

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Good plan, Msky.

Hey wait, you're an eatee. And Buckethead too! What are you plotting! Where are you taking our waffles?

*Fishy reaches for bar alarm*

Okay, I have to ask this because it's the third time you've done this. Why do you keep calling me Msky? Are you mixing me up with Martiansky? It's starting to get annoying. I'm BLUE!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:04 pm

Hey Msky...

have I ever told you how much I love your blueniteowl avatar?

(sssssssssssssssssmooch... right on the cheek)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:06 pm

(sticks tongue out and makes big raspberry at black kitty)

yea, thanks.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:08 pm

Ahh CRAP! I drank all my booze and didn't go buy more today. Argh! Bad decision.

Why is it always me?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:11 pm

Hello, is this a bad time for me to get a beer,.. I could come back

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:11 pm

It's not always you sweetie.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:13 pm

are you sure I thought it was always me,..

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:14 pm

I'm thinking of refilling my glass with cheap box wine. can't beat that stuff for day to day poor-man drinkin'

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:15 pm

No, it's me. I've just had another crappy day. Frankly, I'm really really sick of all of the bad luck I've been having lately. I fucking pissy.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:16 pm

oh, for fucks sake. I mean't to say "I'm fucking pissy".

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:17 pm

Hello.

I have willfully returned here
from an answered vision quest.

The good news is,
you are real (to me)

the bad news is
I am thirsty!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:17 pm

You want some cheese with that whine?

Come on over here and pile into the NEB with me, blue... there’s a party goin’ on under there!!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:18 pm

oh LeChat, I went back to that coffee shop tonight that had the black kitty art and the guys got a website if you wanna look at it. It's www.danielbuettner.com

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:18 pm

NIPPLES!!!

What have you?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:19 pm

I haven't had box wine in years but I did kind of liked it to as I recall,...

So Blue what's gone wrong now? wrong

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:19 pm

yea, ok.

walks over and flops on the floor, then crawls into the NEB

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:22 pm

But Nipples are we real as individuals or are we one composite entity?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:24 pm

The real question is how much fucking beer do I need to get for KAntina Apokiliptika?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:24 pm

Why thank you, LeChatNoir!

A mug of gin & tonic, if you please.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:25 pm

oh, man... I like this one... a lot!

He looks a might pissed.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:26 pm

oh, lots of fun stuff. I took my mom's car down to uptown tonight, because the went away for the weekend and left me the car. And while I was out it started to make this wonderfully nasty whirring whining noise that gets really loud and bad when you make turns.

Then, yesterday I made the mistake of stepping on the scale. I learned that I gained 15 pounds since August, so I put on a lot more than I thought because of my leg.

And now, I've got the job at the wine store so my dad is buying me a car. No, he's not loaning me money to buy a car because he doesn't think I'll pay him back. So I'm gonna be driving another shitmobile until I can afford to buy my own car. Which, with my luck will be years from now. Oh, and the best part is he's currently looking at a Mercury Topaz. Now, my first three cars were all Ford tempos. So I'm really moving up in the world. I fucking hate fords.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:26 pm

oh, sorry... try this:

http://www.danielbuettner.com/82.html

gin and tonic for the rabbit!!
(slides it down the bar, stopping right in front of the intended recipient)