The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:50 pm

We'll pray for you. Or not. Same outcome either way. Just take it as read that we're praying, then it won't matter whether or not any actual praying takes place.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:53 pm

giggles: I love ya darlin'. hang in there.

(I'm proud of you!)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:54 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:We'll pray for you. Or not. Same outcome either way. Just take it as read that we're praying, then it won't matter whether or not any actual praying takes place.

Fuck! I forgot which fundamentalist atheist was on line... sorry...

Okay, don't fucking pray for me, asshole, since the outcome would be the same...

... BTW, does it take just as much faith (read: pigheadedness) to be an atheist as a Pentacostal? Just curious...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:54 pm

what new color, doll?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:57 pm

picture??? (thanks, sweet. All of you made it alot easier for me. I'm finally not on the verge of tears for the first time today.)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:01 pm

There's no faith involved. It's all about reasonability. We'll discuss it in detail when you have some time. Or do you have some time?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:02 pm

Hey sorry, had to deal with another group of Hollywoods today, much stress. Mr V can have his opinion. And Giggs, if I can find someone, you should have no trouble whatsoever. heli

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:06 pm

Define "hollywoods," heli.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:09 pm

Hi everyone! Who wants to be my valentine? I have red wine and heaps of chocolate!

[my regular valentine is laid up with sciatica watching Kindergarden Cop..we don't really have much for movies, just clarify that choice.]

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:10 pm

(Strollin’ into the bar, black cat has his sly grin on because he’s been into the wine and feelin’ just about right.)

Giggles? You still here?

Heli, what size coat do you wear?

I'm game sparkle!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:11 pm

Hey sparkleytarte, I'm free! Sciatica, ouch. I dealt with that during my pregnancies.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:12 pm

Are you trying to make your valentine feel worse, tarte? Why not static? Would be much more entertaining.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:12 pm

Hey black pussy cat.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:12 pm

"Hollywoods" - On my days off, I do permit monitoring for commercial filming to make sure they don't violate the conditions of their permit. No filming in wilderness, pick up their trash, don't disturb natural features, don't stop regular visitor access to public areas, traffic control, mayhem prevention, etc. "Hollywoods" are the photographers, caterers, models, grips, gaffers, PA's, AD's, directors, producers, talent, etc. They can be very pushy. I make them un-pushy.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:16 pm

And you do this on your days off? On purpose?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:18 pm

Hey black pussy cat

Pick me up and rub your nose against mine, my southern wild flower... it’ll make you feel better.

Then I’ll lay in your lap and you can pet me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:18 pm

It's time and a half, GS-09 step 2, equals some good bucks. Rangers do odd things for fun.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:19 pm

LeChatNoir wrote: Then I’ll lay in your lap and you can pet me.

It's funny how coming from a cat it's cute, but coming from anyone else it merits a left-handed blessing.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:21 pm

This has been the crappiest day in a loooong time. Let's start w. an amaretto and chai, and work towards something harder as the night goes on...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:21 pm

One amaretto with a few drops of chai. Here ya go.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:22 pm

It's funny how coming from a cat it's cute

It has it’s advantages.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:23 pm

Think I'll fix myself a drink in reality camp.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:23 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
Hey black pussy cat
Pick me up and rub your nose against mine, my southern wild flower... it’ll make you feel better.

Then I’ll lay in your lap and you can pet me.

Meow, baby.

{gently lifts the puss and touches noses, then settles him into her lap adn lightly strokes with her fingertips from the top of his head down his back, stopping for good scritches behind the ears and under the chin}

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:23 pm

Out-friggin'-standing.

*gulps*

Okay, let's try some whiskey now. Don't bother making it something good, I'll just slam it fast enough so that I wouldn't appreciate it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:24 pm

Hey, we're not talkin just any ole cat, here, either. I mean, come on.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:26 pm

Okay! Here's a tray of crystal wine goblets filled with this yummy French wine I picked up this evening. And here's another tray laden with all sorts of delectable bit of chocolate.

Gigs, I didn't really get the whole deal, but it sounds like you're bummed, sorry to hear it!

RG- that was his choice. It was on the same tape with one of the Indiana Jones' movies. He's just on stoned out zoned out mode right now. I don't think it matters much what's on. I tried watching but no.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:27 pm

I have a story about my new house...maybe it's haunted or something!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:28 pm

I was bummed, but I feel much better now, thanks! Here, I'll trade ya some yummy arkansaw wine for your yummy french wine! And do tell, I love ghost stories.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:29 pm

Okay! So...my house has a workshop, a separate building. The previous owners' wife killed herself in the shop by car exhaust.

[i'll tell this in bits just tp keep you in suspense. Actually it's not scary or anything, just interesting....okay, it's interesting to me, whatever!]

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:30 pm

Skeptic alert: be warned that I will try to offer a <gasp> reasonable and scientific explanation.